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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5995905 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21855 on: December 17, 2013, 01:48:10 pm »

Remalle/Mesk and/or Nikitan/Maurice:

((What team are you on?  Rescue team needs a medic as I don't think any of us are.  I know Lars is -2 in medical, at least, and has no business even looking at a medkit.))

((Could be addressed to Miyamoto as well.))
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21856 on: December 17, 2013, 01:54:30 pm »

Remalle/Mesk and/or Nikitan/Maurice:

((What team are you on?  Rescue team needs a medic as I don't think any of us are.  I know Lars is -2 in medical, at least, and has no business even looking at a medkit.))

((Could be addressed to Miyamoto as well.))

((If you can't get any of those dudes to help, Stacy's theoretically got no penalty to medical rolls. It's a bit of versatility that's seen no use so far.

Then again, it is Stacy. You might not want to let that guy touch people. They might explode suddenly.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21857 on: December 17, 2013, 02:10:48 pm »

get some military paint from the armoury then go paint the APC in Urban camouflage. If I'm told to go help with something, leave the paint cans near or on top of the APC.

((That was hilarious XD))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21858 on: December 17, 2013, 02:16:11 pm »

Then again, it is Stacy. You might not want to let that guy touch people. They might explode suddenly.))

((In a post I never got around to making, Lars told Stacy he was welcome to join as long as he wasn't bringing a manipulator.))
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21859 on: December 17, 2013, 02:30:54 pm »

Lars bows to Saint Milno.  "Brother Thomas is welcome to join us, Saint Milno."


Lars team so far:

Lars
Charles
Thomas
Stacy


Did I miss anyone?

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21860 on: December 17, 2013, 03:21:22 pm »

((Ah. In that case.))

Volunteer for Miyamoto's Combat Ops team.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21861 on: December 17, 2013, 03:30:33 pm »

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21862 on: December 17, 2013, 04:02:53 pm »

Join Miyamoto's combat ops team.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #21863 on: December 17, 2013, 04:28:04 pm »

Join a combat team that'll have me.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21864 on: December 17, 2013, 05:00:05 pm »

"Steve, would it be possible for me to acquire a high-grade speech-decompensator and pay it off with my current tokens along with every other token I'm paid until it's paid off? Normally, I wouldn't ask, but seeing as the negotiations here are vital, I'm probably one of the best public speakers here and well, you've seen what happens if I don't have one, would it be possible for some sort of arrangement to be made?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21865 on: December 17, 2013, 05:03:15 pm »

Any chance of getting the shock chip removed?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21866 on: December 17, 2013, 05:08:03 pm »

Any chance of getting the shock chip removed?
((Nope. But anyway, where was I?))

Join any combat or survey team that will have me. Otherwise, volunteer with the sword crew.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21867 on: December 17, 2013, 05:25:58 pm »

Join the combat team (unless the team fills, Jim or Miya don't want me, or the survey team or Milno (For whatever reason) DO want me
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21868 on: December 17, 2013, 05:53:57 pm »

(I'm not on a team.  I'll join if someone needs me.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21869 on: December 17, 2013, 05:56:01 pm »

((@piecewise: I meant outside the Sword, though I didn't make things too clear.))

Perform that preliminary sweep of the area around the Sword's cage for any witnesses still alive. Poke anyone that seems healthy enough to be faking dead, too.
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