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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21795 on: December 16, 2013, 04:54:06 pm »

STEPHEN HAWKING volunteers for the diplomacy mission.

"Mister Lars, I INVENTED diplomacy."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21796 on: December 16, 2013, 05:04:36 pm »

((Weeeell I've only been on 2 missions. Still pretty newb.))
((Compared to the several people with two few missions...))

STEPHEN HAWKING volunteers for the diplomacy mission.

"Mister Lars, I INVENTED diplomacy."

"Mister Hawk! Hi! Why were you telling me not to break the laws of physics?"
Oh, you missed it. It was AWESOME.
Of course you think so.
Hey, were YOU there, One?
No, but from what I've heard it was pretty terrible.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21797 on: December 16, 2013, 05:58:55 pm »

"Eep! Mister Minimotor, what are you doing? ...And how did I get here?"
""I don't know how, or even why, but somehow you just caused more damage to the Sword and your teammates than anyone before, yet you also survived the AM somehow. So unless you want me to put you in a locker and weld it shut, you will now tell me everything you remember. For starters, what did you do with this thing he said, as he showed him the pill machine.
That reminded him:

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Hey Milno, if you have the time could you come over to the hangar and see if your technology gauntlet can tell us anything about this pill machine? It's not urgent though, it can wait.

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Jim and Miyamoto, you and your combat teams are gonna be doing a combination sweep of the area and planning offensive positions. This planet is too important for them to just use planet killers to wipe us out. They're gonna try and come in and retake the facilities. We have to make sure they can't do that.
Team leaders, choose your teams. We'll equip you once you're ready.
((Damn, with SC not posting a lot, this could be problematic organisation-wise.
Lenglon, you still controlling Jim?

On the other hand, ARMCHAIR STRATEGIST POWERS ACTIVATE.))

"Hey Steve, what about that guy still stuck down in the tunnels? What team should go get him out? Cause I don't feel like leaving a man behind, even if the chance that he's still alive rather low. Should the surveillance team do this, or can Jim do it while I sweep above ground?

Speaking of which, why do we need a combat team? I thought all opposition was taken care of by now. And do you want us to plan the defense for the whole planet? Or is this the only viable invasion point? And since we have at least a whole year to plan and prepare, aren't there other more pressing matters now to assign manpower to?
Oh, and how many people can we take in total? Just two teams, or can we have more?"


Question Grate, let him go once he has answered. Put broken pill machine in locker for now, or give it to Milno for testing. Then questions for Steve. See if I can get some crewmember to repair my leg.

Also, previous turn I got a (3+1) for int. shouldn't that be (3+1+1) due to Avatar bonus? And would this influence the quality of the C4?


He then opens general comms:

"Crew, Miyamoto here. I'm sure you all heard Steve just now. So if anyone wants to join the combat teams to do a general sweep and help with planning the defense, send a wristpad message to me. Newbies are welcome, but I won't be taking only rookies of course."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21798 on: December 16, 2013, 06:09:20 pm »

find AM, ask how much it would cost to get an impact gel lining for my exosuit that will prevent fall damage.

Also ask steve about prototyping a heavy hardpoint.

Head to hangar and begin poking at my hovertrolley with a screwdriver, dynamic dismantling bonus get.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21799 on: December 16, 2013, 06:27:57 pm »

"Eep! Mister Minimotor, what are you doing? ...And how did I get here?"
""I don't know how, or even why, but somehow you just caused more damage to the Sword and your teammates than anyone before, yet you also survived the AM somehow. So unless you want me to put you in a locker and weld it shut, you will now tell me everything you remember. For starters, what did you do with this thing he said, as he showed him the pill machine.
That was fun. Say, can we get that pill machine back?
No, we are NOT doing that again.
"My machine! Um, I bought it from the one guy, and I got a gun, and I went to kill the amp guy, and everything exploded, and I woke up, please don't hurt me Mister Minimotor..."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21800 on: December 16, 2013, 06:30:50 pm »

"Mister Hawk! Hi! Why were you telling me not to break the laws of physics?
"Because I invested a LOT of time and resources into inventing them. So no more self medicating for you mister!"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21801 on: December 16, 2013, 06:36:26 pm »

"Mister Hawk! Hi! Why were you telling me not to break the laws of physics?
"Because I invested a LOT of time and resources into inventing them. So no more self medicating for you mister!"
"I'm so confused."
Should we tell him?
No way. I never got told anything.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21802 on: December 16, 2013, 06:43:53 pm »

"Congratulations Simus on your promotion, also I would like to request to stay with you on the planet after this is done"
address simus ,be put in a team, follow team
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21803 on: December 16, 2013, 08:40:26 pm »

How long am I dead?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21804 on: December 16, 2013, 08:41:15 pm »

"Urgghhh. Assholes."

Walk/crawl/whatever over to the medbay and see if they've got anything for amp overuse. Then rest brain.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21805 on: December 16, 2013, 09:46:30 pm »

As May trots along the ruined ship, she comes across a naked sexless person. Well, a new one anyways.

"Hey, you're new. Welcome to the HRMC/ARM/Socialist Soviet Republics or whatever we are now. I'm May. I'm a veteran, though not super strong like the other ones. You can tell which ones are veterans because they're giant robots and/or having an existentialist breakdown in the corner. I used to be this guy, Elizas Roxine Colton. You might have heard of him, he went around trying to recreate the exploits of Genghis Khan until he got captured and sent here. He pulled some girl's pants off and then tried flirting with the lady that runs the armory. She then hit him so hard he turned into a white girl. That's why I'm here. It hurt when she did that, but then I got boobies so I count it as a positive experience. I'd introduce you to my boyfriend, but he's in the med-bay recovering from losing an arm. In fact, a lot of people are recovering. If you can't tell, we were just victims of a giant explosion that started when a kid ate a pill made of kinetic magic. That's a long story, someone else can fill in the details.

Anyways, you got any questions?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21806 on: December 16, 2013, 09:50:45 pm »

Attention Gamerlord.
Since it was a little vague, this:
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was directed at you.
((*begins munching popcorn*))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21807 on: December 16, 2013, 10:18:11 pm »

Attention Gamerlord.
Since it was a little vague, this:
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was directed at you.
((*begins munching popcorn*))
((May should introduce all the newbies to the HMRC.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21808 on: December 16, 2013, 10:56:04 pm »

... Overseer of the planet. Interesting opportunity you're extending to me, it would certainly be my biggest project yet. I could make it work, I think, even with the mess Grate's left me to work with.

I accept.

Anyone who wishes to voluntarily stay with me, don't bother asking yet, we've got a job to do first. Find me afterwards.

Speaking of the job, Anton, you're with me for more technical assistance, especially on the software side of things. You too, Bishop. Flint, I need you and Gilgamesh, and that mining laser if you still have it, to help clear away debris. And you too, Auron. All of you take care of anything you need to do before we go, and meet me in the hanger. We've got a lot of work ahead of us sorting this out.

And Xan, I found and took care of that Xantling you released. Please don't do that again.


Go to the Hanger to await the arrival of the rest of the team.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« Reply #21809 on: December 16, 2013, 11:06:05 pm »

Not actually my fault for once. I made it's brain too large by accident.
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