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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5947713 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21045 on: December 07, 2013, 11:49:36 pm »

((I think Grate's already dead what with PW telling people to duck and him failing the will roll.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21046 on: December 08, 2013, 12:45:03 am »

((hey xantalos if you are offering bio stuff could I pay a bio-exoskeleton so I can hold my laser? how much would you want?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21047 on: December 08, 2013, 12:45:49 am »

((How much is a regular exoskeleton?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21048 on: December 08, 2013, 12:52:12 am »

((9 i think))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21049 on: December 08, 2013, 01:15:43 am »

((If it's 9, then I'll price mine at 7, or lower if the buyer agrees to do a certain number of favors for me depending on how much the price is lowered.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21050 on: December 08, 2013, 01:16:52 am »

((Except without the suicide. Seriously, what could kill him? Especially if he's still quantum...))
((The manipulator effects. I doubt being a living overload will let him live very long.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21051 on: December 08, 2013, 01:32:03 am »

((Why not take a will save to try and be the quantum Grate that passed the will save? Switch places with him, and the explosion is safely in some other dimension full of poor fools.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21052 on: December 08, 2013, 01:34:31 am »

((If it's 9, then I'll price mine at 7, or lower if the buyer agrees to do a certain number of favors for me depending on how much the price is lowered.))
((Im not sure people are gonna want to pay you seven tokens for something you made for free.))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21053 on: December 08, 2013, 01:35:05 am »

((Oh right, we still haven't determined whether or not Hawking's Child is still in effect. There's a chance that if Grate evaporates via overload, another Grate will be standing in the resultant crater.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21054 on: December 08, 2013, 01:43:11 am »

((In regards to the TV Remote fight, I completely forgot how awesome it was. I knew there was skull smashing, but a fucking Tombstone Piledriver? The only way that would have made it better would have been sick elbow drops and using the surrounding enviornment as improvised weaponry.

I also noticed for the first time that the ThomasXMay sex-tape was on high-demand television, in addition to racking up billions of view on the web. I can only infer that this means the most popular insider view of the Ship has been provided by that tape, and May might be a sex icon in some places. Nice to know that hundreds of years in the future, after nearly being annihilated, the human race still puts precedence on the finer aspects of digital entertainment.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21055 on: December 08, 2013, 01:45:56 am »

Hold tightly to Jim, my eyes shut, my claws digging mildly into his synthskin.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21056 on: December 08, 2013, 01:47:39 am »

((If it's 9, then I'll price mine at 7, or lower if the buyer agrees to do a certain number of favors for me depending on how much the price is lowered.))
((Im not sure people are gonna want to pay you seven tokens for something you made for free.))
((It won't be for free on my part - it's my biomass after all - but why not? It's a good source of tokens for me, and a cheaper alternative to the 9-token exoskeleton. Why wouldn't they pay? I can adjust the price anyhow - it is my (theoretical) product, after all.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21057 on: December 08, 2013, 01:59:23 am »

...May might be a sex icon in some places...

(Time to have May model on some photoshoots for recruitment posters? :P)

Jim winced slightly at Lyra's claws, but didn't draw away.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21058 on: December 08, 2013, 02:02:19 am »

((Jim, aren't you going to react to the Gratesplosion?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21059 on: December 08, 2013, 02:08:00 am »

Jim winced slightly at Lyra's claws, but didn't draw away.
((I really hope you don't draw away! I'm still in your arms, remember?))
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))
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