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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21000 on: December 07, 2013, 06:04:49 pm »

((It actually fits with Jim since Aku constantly runs away from Jack while taunting him.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21001 on: December 07, 2013, 06:05:41 pm »

((Know what? I know who Xan is. I have obtained this knowledge from old cartoons.
Long ago, I, Aku, shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil upon the world!))

((Now we just wait for the rise of a foooolish samurai to oppose you.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21002 on: December 07, 2013, 06:07:03 pm »

((Know what? I know who Xan is. I have obtained this knowledge from old cartoons.
Long ago, I, Aku, shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil upon the world!))

((Now we just wait for the rise of a foooolish samurai to oppose you.))
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STEPHEN HAWKING.
Do it.
Become the samurai.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21003 on: December 07, 2013, 06:11:18 pm »

(Man now I wanna watch Samurai Jack again.

Regarding the other HMRC members thing: it's my headcanon that they were essentially faceless placeholders until the roster filled out more.  The other shuttles probably contained people just as weird and wacky as us, who died over time on off-screen missions and were eventually replaced completely by player characters.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21004 on: December 07, 2013, 06:42:54 pm »

((Know what? I know who Xan is. I have obtained this knowledge from old cartoons.
Long ago, I, Aku, shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil upon the world!))

((Now we just wait for the rise of a foooolish samurai to oppose you.))
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STEPHEN HAWKING.
Do it.
Become the samurai.
I'M BUSY BECOMING A NINJA!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21005 on: December 07, 2013, 06:51:34 pm »

poke severed face, check for changeling mask.
Search brain and skull cavity for amps.
Inspect bits of melted tech and metal for anything recoverable/repairable.
Prepare scalp for transplantation.
Practice attaching the melted shield to my exosuits left arm.

Ask steve politely to allow me to prototype one of my auxilary hardpoints, preferably a heavy duty retractable shoulder mount.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2013, 07:25:44 pm by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21006 on: December 07, 2013, 06:59:35 pm »

((Actually now that I think of it, Renen is most like Jack.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21007 on: December 07, 2013, 07:07:51 pm »

poke severed face, check for changeling mask.
Search brain and skull cavity for amps.
Inspect bits of melted tech and metal for anything recoverable/repairable.
Prepare scalp for transplantation.
Practice attaching the melted shield to my exosuits left arm.

Ask steve politely to prototype one of my auxilary hardpoints, preferably a heavy duty retractable shoulder mount.

((Yes. That's definitely the most important thing for Steve to be doing right now. He'll totally agree to it.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21008 on: December 07, 2013, 07:11:09 pm »

poke severed face, check for changeling mask.
Search brain and skull cavity for amps.
Inspect bits of melted tech and metal for anything recoverable/repairable.
Prepare scalp for transplantation.
Practice attaching the melted shield to my exosuits left arm.

Ask steve politely to prototype one of my auxilary hardpoints, preferably a heavy duty retractable shoulder mount.

((Yes. That's definitely the most important thing for Steve to be doing right now. He'll totally agree to it.))
((Steve doesnt build the prototype, he just tells the AM to give me the materials to build it.))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21009 on: December 07, 2013, 07:14:24 pm »

"so what about an anti gra..."*explosions, screaming*[glow=,2,300]"uh you dont mind if I...."[/glow]
hide behind counter with xan, greet xan
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21010 on: December 07, 2013, 07:15:22 pm »

poke severed face, check for changeling mask.
Search brain and skull cavity for amps.
Inspect bits of melted tech and metal for anything recoverable/repairable.
Prepare scalp for transplantation.
Practice attaching the melted shield to my exosuits left arm.

Ask steve politely to prototype one of my auxilary hardpoints, preferably a heavy duty retractable shoulder mount.

((Yes. That's definitely the most important thing for Steve to be doing right now. He'll totally agree to it.))
((Steve doesnt build the prototype, he just tells the AM to give me the materials to build it.))
((Oh. Still.

Or, you could replace "Steve" with "the Armory Master" and "He" with "Her".))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21011 on: December 07, 2013, 07:18:19 pm »

Leave Tank! Also, Duck! And then Join the cleaning crew, and then go see AM.

Teal grates out: " Engineer Suits.... How many token if fire and acid resist?"

((If I can, I'd like to borrow Miyamoto's nanite thrower, in which case I'd use the spare tokens to buy hopefully an engie suit, (unless Radio Controlled wants to make one for me?), but if I can't get either of those, then a MK2.
And if I can have all of my cake and eat it too, then I'd like to spend the leftover tokens just buying grenades and a new 1/8kt charge.
And if I can't have the nanite thrower, I'll just buy the budget flamethrower.))

((Sorry to make it so complicated, just wanted to try and cover every base so that we could start the mission ASAP.))

((Sure, you can borrow it, but on one condition: it's namite thrower, not 'nanite'.  :P

Since we're a bit busy with the Grate situation, once you leave for your mission just put it into your action that you're borrowing that thrower from Miya, be sure to also take the spare fuel canister.
Also, you might want to quote a part of this post, in case I forget putting it in my action, so that PW knows you're allowed to take it. We can just abstract the IC part for all I care.

About that suit... I'm not sure if it's within Miya's capabilities to build complex machinery like that. I mean, it'd need a complex system of sensors and matching software to be usable, and I don't know if that's possible. Besides, I'll need to do quite some research and testing first before I try something like that, so it wouldn't be ready for your mission anyway. I think stuff like exoskeletons will still have to be bought/acquired one way or another, though Miya should be capable of then constructing some decent armor plates for it (since that's just a few plates of a uniform material, after all.))
« Last Edit: December 08, 2013, 09:11:37 pm by Tack »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21012 on: December 07, 2013, 07:20:29 pm »

poke severed face, check for changeling mask.
Search brain and skull cavity for amps.
Inspect bits of melted tech and metal for anything recoverable/repairable.
Prepare scalp for transplantation.
Practice attaching the melted shield to my exosuits left arm.

Ask steve politely to prototype one of my auxilary hardpoints, preferably a heavy duty retractable shoulder mount.

((Yes. That's definitely the most important thing for Steve to be doing right now. He'll totally agree to it.))
((Steve doesnt build the prototype, he just tells the AM to give me the materials to build it.))
((Oh. Still.

Or, you could replace "Steve" with "the Armory Master" and "He" with "Her".))
Need Steves go ahead, i dont know if the AM can prototype stuff as noone has gone through her before.))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21013 on: December 07, 2013, 07:28:16 pm »

((Well...I just think your timing could have been better.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Grate's attempts at Apotheosis
« Reply #21014 on: December 07, 2013, 07:28:39 pm »

((Actually, Tack, I rented the mannequin so I could test different designs out. If anyone's feeling brace enough after this I could graft some bio weapons directly onto you.))
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