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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5997541 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20745 on: December 04, 2013, 03:06:12 pm »

((Only thing you've done since you left that seems noteworthy to me and my very heavily biased self is that you saved my life from my teammates antics twice. First from nutcases playing with ClF3 and then from being dissected by a madman with a knife sneaking up behind me in the infirmary.))
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20746 on: December 04, 2013, 03:08:55 pm »

((I wonder if the Doctor has taught him his trademark "'Hey, look at that!' *syringe to the neck*" technique.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20747 on: December 04, 2013, 03:09:30 pm »

((I wonder if the Doctor has taught him his trademark "'Hey, look at that!' *syringe to the neck*" technique.))
((I remember him doing that.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20748 on: December 04, 2013, 03:12:24 pm »

((I wonder if the Doctor has taught him his trademark "'Hey, look at that!' *syringe to the neck*" technique.))

"Alright I want you to smile and say 'Huh?' while I stick this syringe full of chemicals into your neck." Maurice says.

"Huh?"

"Perfect."

He jabs you in the neck with a syringe and everything goes black.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20749 on: December 04, 2013, 03:24:09 pm »

((I wonder if the Doctor has taught him his trademark "'Hey, look at that!' *syringe to the neck*" technique.))
"Alright I want you to smile and say 'Huh?' while I stick this syringe full of chemicals into your neck." Maurice says.

"Huh?"

"Perfect."

He jabs you in the neck with a syringe and everything goes black.
((Technique needs work, but he's learning.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20750 on: December 04, 2013, 03:27:17 pm »

((He didn't need to be taught, really.))
Maurice's face darkened as he relocated the shoulder.
I'm... verry sorry. There probably wasn't another way. I just hope that at least now you don't feel pain.

Treat Gorat's hands.
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You look at Gorat's hands for a few seconds, poking at the fleshy mess and nodding.

"You know how sometimes doctors distract children before giving them a shot?"

"Yeah..."

"I just want you to know I'd never do that. Now, out of curiosity," You pull out your knife, "What kind of sound do you think this would make when chopping something?"

Gorat takes a half step back. "Why?"

"Well, I'm working on my self insert fanfic and I need a good onomatopoeia."

"Uh...Fwashink?"

You nod for a second and then, in a blur off movement, lop off the three most damaged fingers on Chin's hands. [chin End:3] Chin falls to his knees, screaming and bleeding profusely. You bandage up the stumps of the unsalvageable fingers and splint up the rest, wrestling with his thrashing protests a you do.

"Yeah, I think Fwashink was pretty close."

Treat Gorat's hands.

Wince behind the faceplate.
You do a bit more then wince.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20751 on: December 04, 2013, 03:31:36 pm »

Dubley Steptimus LEVELUP! (even though he was on the mission for all of 5 minutes)

+2 Charisma
+3 Strength
+2 Conventional weapons
+1 Auxiliary weapons

And a whopping ONE TOKEN from Steve.

Ask Maurice if he can cure my baldness. I don't trust that other guy.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20752 on: December 04, 2013, 03:49:45 pm »

ker-ding

stats: +2 dex, +2 endurance , +1 will
skills: +1 uncon, +2 aux

moneh: +5 joker +4 steve bonus -2 repayment milno loan = 7 tokens total for myself, 2 tokens to Milno
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20753 on: December 04, 2013, 04:02:57 pm »

"Yeah, I could really use the food in my mouth right now. Want to come whip something up with me in the kitchen?"
Thomas tugs on May again, bringing her towards the ktichen at a brisk pace.
"Okay, anything you want in particular?"

"Let's make something we can share with everyone so they'll stop being mad. How about falafel?"
"Okay, but you'll have to show me how to make it. What is it, some kind of fruit platter or something?"
((*BAZONG*
+2 END
+3 INT
+3 INT))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20754 on: December 04, 2013, 04:11:31 pm »

((You have INT again instead of a skill.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20755 on: December 04, 2013, 04:12:54 pm »

((His first int is intelligence. Second int is intuition.))
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20756 on: December 04, 2013, 04:13:34 pm »

((...Yeah, that makes sense.  Derp.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20757 on: December 04, 2013, 04:20:57 pm »

((Don't be so hard on yourself. Anything that makes sense is immediately suspect.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20758 on: December 04, 2013, 04:26:14 pm »

stats: 1 endurance, 2 will, 2 strength.
Skills: 1 handiwork, 2 auxilary.
Moneys: +4 steve, +2 team fund, -3 repay flint.

Pay flint for jump rockets.


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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20759 on: December 04, 2013, 04:30:39 pm »

watch the speaker, and tilt my head slightly to my left when he comments on the doc, my ears upright, my tail wavering about below me.

Aww.  Pet the kitty.

"James Kelly. This is Lyra. Good to meet you, Leo." Jim extended one of the hands not supporting Lyra toward Leo. "Things seem to have turned out quite good in regards to the mission, though given the atmosphere of the briefing room you wouldn't know it."

"I wouldn't worry about it, bitching about the pay is truly universal."

"That said, though, I wouldn't mind an upgrade.  There any people good at making things and finding what you need around here?  I've got some ideas, and the AM is a bit... intimidating."

Two tokens.  One from Steve, one from Mya.

+2 Strength, +2 Endurance, +1 Dexterity.
+1 Auxillary Systems, +2 Conventional Weapons
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