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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[Radio Controlled]

((@ Lyra's Catscension: remind me to have Miya hold her in the palm of his hand one day. Would be hilarious: 5 meter tall synthflesh monster stroking a big catwoman. The catwoman is purring.

Juxtaposition!))

((@ H. Baldman: ever considered feeding these pills to something like lab mice or something? The research crew on the ship probably has a sizable pool of some sort of guinea pigs, so you could use them for pill-testing. Downside: wouldn't be able to tell you how they feel. Upside: no player character danger.

((Also, Vich will be jealous of Lyra's standard issue invisible bike.))

((I had forgotten completely about Vich's near-fetishistic fixation with bikes. But hey, if we capture Hephaestus, we'll have the industrial capacity to produce all of the bikes. We could flood the market with cheap bicycles! (that sometimes kill you. Because HMRC.))

((Well, Faust wasn't written anywhere near the time we're living in. I think this takes place at least 1000 years into an alternate future. Depending on your homeworld, you might have never heard of it or have heard some twisted version of it.))

((ER is several thousand years in the future I believe. Something like 2000-3000 years from now, though don't quote me on that, it's just a vaguely-remembered number. Too lazy to actually look it up to    ))

[Unholy_Pariah]

Inb4 ball jointed energy absorbing self replicating explosive metal mice rampaging through the ship.

[Pancaek]

"the search party is getting crowded"
"Yeah, it's just asking for friendly fire if you ask me."
"No-one asks you, ever"

stay in the gangway, look out for hostiles or free shiny things

[Harry Baldman]

((@ H. Baldman: ever considered feeding these pills to something like lab mice or something? The research crew on the ship probably has a sizable pool of some sort of guinea pigs, so you could use them for pill-testing. Downside: wouldn't be able to tell you how they feel. Upside: no player character danger.

((I passed the device over to Grate - not like I'll be getting much utility out of it myself anymore. I could continue experimenting, but I'd prefer to go on missions and do stuff right now.

Besides, you forgot another downside - it's not nearly as funny to experiment on lab animals.))

[Knight Otu]

"Missing a whole hangar? I really don't want to see what they could have cooked up in there, but it's important nonetheless. There's a good number of volunteers already, and we need some people guarding the gangway still."

Get into some better cover if possible. Guard the gangway as before.

Spoiler: Gorat 'Chin' Ivanos (click to show/hide)

Str 3; Dex 3; End 3; Cha 5; Int 4; Wil 12//Spe 0; Int 1; Han 0 (-1); Con 1; Unc 0; Exo 8; Aux 1 (+1); Med 0
Mk II Suit; Microwave PK Amp; laser rifle: normal cigarettes; blue smokes; datapad (with platformer shooter); nanoghosts; shock trigger (with Jack for this mission)
Appearance: 5'11'', 170 pounds in a rather unmuscular frame, shoulder-long brown hair, short goatee, brown eyes, a rather long chin that earned him his nickname. Age 32
Half a robot foot. Robot right arm.

[Lenglon]

first things first, check lines of sight and, if I'm someplace private, curl up and learn to recognize my own smell. afterwards hop down from the Infirmary bed I assume I'm on and stretch out on all fours, then hop from side to side a little bit, adjusting to my new self. afterwards yawn, then stand back up on two feet, ears erect, hands lightly resting on each other in front of me, tail slowly flicking from side to side, and wander over to the pods, and the pile of clothing there. search through the clothes for a new set to replace the infirmary gown with, probably a dark blue skirt (pants + tail = fail) and a lighter blue short-sleeved shirt, as well as undergarments and suchlike of course. while there, quietly switch between being on all fours and on just my two feet, and make sure the clothing won't bind up in either stance, nor during transitions. next, go on over my locker, and as I'm walking, type out a message the AM.

Could you make my suit fit me?
and could I please have two tiny clean glass bottles with gauze held tightly over their open top?
I don't have any tokens right now.

Take out my MK1 suit. slowly drag it over to the armory. upon seeing Feyri, stop what i'm doing for a moment, slowly set the suit down, slip on to all fours for the moment, sneak up behind her, and then hop up on to my feet and hug her from behind. take advantage of the hug to learn Feyri's smell too. afterwards, mew once, then go back to my suit, set it on the counter, and try to make eye contact with the AM. If I get my jars with gauze, walk over to near the wall, with my back facing the room, open my mouth wide, have my fangs bite into the gauze, one jar for each fang, and gently milk a tiny amount of whatever my fangs can inject into the bottles, keeping each one separate and labeled L and R for left and right fang.
assuming all this goes well, and take the jars over to the lab people, and type out on my wrist-comp in large letters and then show it to them on the screen the following:

What is the substance in each of these bottles?

PW: did I get the retractable claws? they matter for traction and (especially) climbing. you didn't say anything one way or the other about them.

EDIT: When Grate comes over to pet me, memorize his scent too.

[Alarith]

Hold my position.

[Doomblade187]

Go hither to the hanger. Be on my guard, and wait a bit away from the door.

[kisame12794]

"Not linear, not exponential, I've run out of maths, uhhhhhhhhhhhh. Dammit math, I just wanna use my suit to avoid bullshit and not warp into a wall! WHY MATH! WHY MUST YOU HATE ME SO!"

Lament use of math. Head for the building lobby, find cover, and hold position. If shooting starts, voidwalk back to behind the first barricade, and provide covering fire to any teammates caught in the open.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((@ H. Baldman: ever considered feeding these pills to something like lab mice or something? The research crew on the ship probably has a sizable pool of some sort of guinea pigs, so you could use them for pill-testing. Downside: wouldn't be able to tell you how they feel. Upside: no player character danger.

((Grate has the machine now. However, your suggestion for animal cruelty has been noted...))

(pants + tail = fail)

((By my calculations, it actually equals pail.))


((And when did Lyra get an invisible bike?))

[Parisbre56]

@Defense team: "Any of you want to go to the infirmary and ask some of those injured civilians if they know anything about what's going on in that hangar and the rest of the base?"

((Just quoting this in case someone didn't see it.))

(pants + tail = fail)

((You could cut a hole in the pants. It would be kind of embarrassing to have your tail lift your skirt. Unless Lyra's cat mentality has removed her sense of modesty.))

[TCM]

(pants + tail = fail)

((Pants are just a bad thing in general.))

[Tiruin]

You can't seem to speak anymore. You can meow, but thats about it. Not like you talked a lot anyways though.

((NOOOOOOOOO

Also Lyra was already adorable you people. :I))

((Also, Vich will be jealous of Lyra's standard issue invisible bike.))

((Cats are issued invisible bikes?))

search through the clothes for a new set to replace the infirmary gown with, probably a dark blue skirt (pants + tail = fail)

((You can have pants tailored to suit a tail. Erm, not that I've any experience of it or know it in some way-..its just that you can. Because anatomy structure.))

(pants + tail = fail)

((You could cut a hole in the pants. It would be kind of embarrassing to have your tail lift your skirt. Unless Lyra's cat mentality has removed her sense of modesty.))

((I will punch you one day. :I))

Spoiler: So how Lyra looks like nao (click to show/hide)

Ok, lets see here...
[Doc restraint roll:4]

Ok so, that reworked MKI is kinda not the doc's thing, but in terms of what you woke up with:

You wake up and quickly check over your new body:
You got your cat eyes, you can tell that much since everything seems really bright till they adjust.
You got your ears and can wiggle them around, letting you focus on hearing things from different directions.
You got your enhanced sense of smell, something you kinda wish you didn't have right now since this infirmary smells like blood, sweat, disinfectant and death.
Your body is much more cat like in general. You can stand on your legs but you feel more natural on four legs. Your hands have become paw like, but still have the opposable thumb. They have little pads on each joint of your now shorter and stumpier fingers.
You've got your tail and your fur and your ability to not fall on your ass.
Your reflexes feel a bit better but nothing super human. Cat's aren't exactly ninjas after all.
You've got your fangs, not sure about their ability to inject things yet, and don't really want to test them on yourself.
And you can purr.

In terms of things you didn't ask for:

You can't seem to speak anymore. You can meow, but thats about it. Not like you talked a lot anyways though.

You are a bit catlike. You have a propensity for naps, being distracted by small moving objects and disliking water, among other things.

Feyri is under attack!
She has been ambushed!

"Kittycat?" Feyri said after standing back up. "Kitty-Lyra? Woah! It's you, isn't it?"

She marveled at the beauty that is cat.

"You know, you'll look a lot more stylish if-ahh can you speak? Hm. Anyway I could help--like perhaps ask a modification to your suit design--like design a collar-accessory to perhaps vocalize your thoughts as a part of your suit? The design would look nice.

"Oh, and I sold the sandbag construct earlier giving me about ten tokens left. Anything you'd need? I've checked the list of previous purchases, and a decompensator-whatever that is-seems to help amp users."

That is one darn beautiful cat. :I

(pants + tail = fail)

((Pants are just a bad thing in general.))

*hiss*
LEIS!

[Parisbre56]

((What? It's true! Cats have no sense of modesty. Have you ever seen a cat wear clothes?... OK, I should rephrase that. Have you ever seen a cat WILLINGLY wear clothes? And shoes are then worst, they keep jumping around like they're on springs or walk funny.

Also, pounce-hug! That's always fun and adorable.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((I haven't seen a cat willingly do anything except sleep, attack me, walk on my keyboard, hide, and sometimes eat.))