Hellsh yesth.
Bash a nearby table to test club strength.
The strength of the club is equal to your own strength plus the force of a 50 pound metal club. Assuming you can lift your own, giant, bulky limbs.
GOOD LUCK SWIMMING! Or running. Or walking fast.
Brother Lars addresses Saint Milno, Simus, and Pancaek. "May the holy avatar of Steve watch over you all as you focus on this vital task. May the gods favor you in your quest to further Steve's most holy name. Saint Milno, may your divine wisdom guide these disciples to the completion of their quest. Blessings to you all; amen."
Say a benediction for the departing team.
((Also we need more Timmy Tear pills.))
It's like grinding up magic and then injecting straight into your VEINS!
((Also we need more Timmy Tear pills.))
((Sadly, none answered the call for useless junk and mystical artifact donations.))
Add all the metal spoons I have to the pill machine (at least five, hopefully, but as many as it accepts will do). If I don't have at least five metal spoons, get ten from armory.
Wait for it...Wait for it...
Do a Rousing Speech.
((Lol speech roll here I come!))
[speech:2]
"Um...I FORGET WHY I'M HERE!"
Check my new sword.
((I will see about the Gendai Budô, which includes Iaido, when Renen has time for it.))
You pull your sword out of the sheathe. At first it appears as though there is no blade, that it's just a grip and guard with nothing above it. But, as you look, you can see an ever so slight distortion of the air around it and when you move the blade, you can hear a slight hiss. Over the next 30 seconds or so the blade seems to "rust" into existence, a fuzzy grayish brown micro-latice that looks like smog condensed into the shape of a blade. After a few more seconds it shatters and dissipates into thin air. You put the handle back into place on the sheathe and hear a faint *BUZZZAT*. You pull the blade out and it's just like it was before, reformed and invisible, slowly oxidizing.
>Alright, we're moving in for landing now. Everyone on the defense or Assault team, hold position and stay quiet and hidden. Basically, don't go in the damn hanger. And Miyamoto, just don't move. Milno, Get your team suited if their not already, decide whose carrying which box and get ready. Landing in the sword is a surprisingly boring venture. For a while, nothing seems to be happening. Then the gravity cuts out for a while, and everyone floats about like idiots for a while. And then the gravity cuts back on and the sound of the ship settling into it's cage on the planet's surface is drowned out by the collective yells of 30 people all falling back onto the deck at once.
>Alright, everything is stable. Milno and crew, head to the hanger when you're ready and move out from there. Assault crew, form up outside the hanger and be ready to move. Same with the defense crew. (Defense is staying here, in this thread. Joker team goes here
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=123854.2000and assault team goes here.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=106279.0I'm gonna get The Joker team's mission done ASAP and get everyone else into the action.)