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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #17415 on: September 11, 2013, 03:03:40 am »

((I was just searching for Lukas' appearance for my notes and I noticed two things. First of all, Lukas looks and is awesome and terrifying. The guy's a bunch of powerful weapons rolled into a heavily armoured robot. Second, this is just the kind of mission for him, where he slaughters scores of puny little humans. Let us review his arsenal.
3 meters tall, incredibly strong and tough.
A Giant Gatling Gauss Gun in one palm.
A Cutting Laser in the other.
A Skull face with a Tesla Arc that fries everything in front of him with lightning whenever he opens his mouth.
A Particle Cannon that once charged can eliminate anything not protected by space magic
20 defensive laser drones that can cut anybody attacking him to shreds.
Bullseye mode that allows him one round of perfect shots that do not miss every few hours.
A Giant Gauss Shotgun that fires Blackshot, an unholy mix of grenade and shotgun shell.
A Giant Gauss Assault Rifle that rapidly fires Redshot, incendiary rounds.
A Particle Condenser Sniper Rifle that needs no bullets, only a cooldown.

In short, those puny humans don't stand a chance. Hmmm... I wonder if he would be willing to lend one of those Giant weapons to a fellow giant robot.))

((Well, actually Lukas is a bit of a softy, so I think one of his robros can convince him to share.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #17416 on: September 11, 2013, 03:04:36 am »

((The lack of telekinetic fireballs and monofilament bolas in my tinker repository saddens me greatly :(

Why the lack of interest? It would help piecewise not forget your creations.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #17417 on: September 11, 2013, 03:50:47 am »

((The lack of telekinetic fireballs and monofilament bolas in my tinker repository saddens me greatly :(

Why the lack of interest? It would help piecewise not forget your creations.))
((The monofilament bola cannon had failed its chance at prototype testing, technically, and I don't remember the blue fireball passing tests of any kind at all. It's probably the same reason why my Modular Combat Suit, Token of Appreciation, and Daisycutter grenades aren't on that list - those designs are either unviable, incomplete, or only dubiously useful.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #17418 on: September 11, 2013, 04:01:47 am »

((The lack of telekinetic fireballs and monofilament bolas in my tinker repository saddens me greatly :(

Why the lack of interest? It would help piecewise not forget your creations.))
((The monofilament bola cannon had failed its chance at prototype testing, technically, and I don't remember the blue fireball passing tests of any kind at all. It's probably the same reason why my Modular Combat Suit, Token of Appreciation, and Daisycutter grenades aren't on that list - those designs are either unviable, incomplete, or only dubiously useful.))
The bola didnt fail its test, it was forcibly abandoned and performed quite well in its vr testing before it exploded.
And if the unviable or unfinished designs were included then other prospective tinkerers could try their hand at finishing them.
Also daisycutter grenades? Why would you discard such an entertaining idea?
for me half the fun of tinker is to see other peoples designs and then try to work out ways to improve them or fly off in a completely different direction utilising the same basic concept.

Your daisy cutter grenades for example whilst completely unknown in design to me just gave me the idea of flying monoatomic shuriken bots.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #17419 on: September 11, 2013, 04:05:43 am »

((incomplete design, I have some options for how I want to go to handle the token costs, my current plans involve removing the automanip and making having a microwave amp/manip mandatory for useage. here's the relevant quotes from a notepad doc I keep around:
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #17420 on: September 11, 2013, 04:09:55 am »

((Thank you lenglon for our kind donation of 1 wall of text, i shall boot up my computer immediately and give your idea the benefit of being read on a television instead of a phone.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #17421 on: September 11, 2013, 04:15:49 am »

((The lack of telekinetic fireballs and monofilament bolas in my tinker repository saddens me greatly :(

Why the lack of interest? It would help piecewise not forget your creations.))
((The monofilament bola cannon had failed its chance at prototype testing, technically, and I don't remember the blue fireball passing tests of any kind at all. It's probably the same reason why my Modular Combat Suit, Token of Appreciation, and Daisycutter grenades aren't on that list - those designs are either unviable, incomplete, or only dubiously useful.))
The bola didnt fail its test, it was forcibly abandoned and performed quite well in its vr testing before it exploded.
And if the unviable or unfinished designs were included then other prospective tinkerers could try their hand at finishing them.
Also daisycutter grenades? Why would you discard such an entertaining idea?
for me half the fun of tinker is to see other peoples designs and then try to work out ways to improve them or fly off in a completely different direction utilising the same basic concept.

Your daisy cutter grenades for example whilst completely unknown in design to me just gave me the idea of flying monoatomic shuriken bots.))
((Daisycutters were an unviable concept unless they were made out of monowire-edged chain-links, which would drive the costs through the roof, or used weighted tips, which would make them prone to malfunctioning. Laser-based Daisycutters could only use the tiny Hand laser emitters without much focusing, making them harmless to all but completely unarmored targets. I don't even have a finalized design for them. They were an area-denial defensive weapon, intended to lay traps or stop incoming stampeding creatures a-la Altered. The limitations made them useless.

The Token of Appreciation, if you're wondering, is the weaponization of the Kinetic Amp Feedthrough effect, squaring the squared force. It's a complete, if unelegant design, a device roughly the size of half a coke can that could potentially pulverize a Battlesuit, or make a decent dent in an Avatar, if my estimates were correct-ish. Maybe I should finalize it and put it out there. Who knows, maybe Team Joker or someone else here could use a compact demolition device that could punch like a kiloton bomb, in a single point and mostly in one direction. Single-use and something like seven or eight token, but hey.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #17422 on: September 11, 2013, 04:26:38 am »

((The lack of telekinetic fireballs and monofilament bolas in my tinker repository saddens me greatly :(

Why the lack of interest? It would help piecewise not forget your creations.))
((The monofilament bola cannon had failed its chance at prototype testing, technically, and I don't remember the blue fireball passing tests of any kind at all. It's probably the same reason why my Modular Combat Suit, Token of Appreciation, and Daisycutter grenades aren't on that list - those designs are either unviable, incomplete, or only dubiously useful.))
The bola didnt fail its test, it was forcibly abandoned and performed quite well in its vr testing before it exploded.
And if the unviable or unfinished designs were included then other prospective tinkerers could try their hand at finishing them.
Also daisycutter grenades? Why would you discard such an entertaining idea?
for me half the fun of tinker is to see other peoples designs and then try to work out ways to improve them or fly off in a completely different direction utilising the same basic concept.

Your daisy cutter grenades for example whilst completely unknown in design to me just gave me the idea of flying monoatomic shuriken bots.))
((Daisycutters were an unviable concept unless they were made out of monowire-edged chain-links, which would drive the costs through the roof, or used weighted tips, which would make them prone to malfunctioning. Laser-based Daisycutters could only use the tiny Hand laser emitters without much focusing, making them harmless to all but completely unarmored targets. I don't even have a finalized design for them. They were an area-denial defensive weapon, intended to lay traps or stop incoming stampeding creatures a-la Altered. The limitations made them useless.

The Token of Appreciation, if you're wondering, is the weaponization of the Kinetic Amp Feedthrough effect, squaring the squared force. It's a complete, if unelegant design, a device roughly the size of half a coke can that could potentially pulverize a Battlesuit, or make a decent dent in an Avatar, if my estimates were correct-ish. Maybe I should finalize it and put it out there. Who knows, maybe Team Joker or someone else here could use a compact demolition device that could punch like a kiloton bomb, in a single point and mostly in one direction. Single-use and something like seven or eight token, but hey.))

((Why not make a kinetic amplification ring and hook it up to a kinetic shunt? moon bowling anyone :D))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #17423 on: September 11, 2013, 06:02:23 am »

((With the daisy-cutter grenade, if you're using it for area of denial you could always make a cylinder which adheres to a wall and shoots a monofilament wire across - Bioshock trap bolt style.
Not nearly as cool, but possibly affordable))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #17424 on: September 11, 2013, 06:27:51 am »

((Why not make a kinetic amplification ring and hook it up to a kinetic shunt? moon bowling anyone :D))
((This is one of the basic strategies of "Ultimate" STEPHEN HAWKING. Use kinetic shunt to obtain absurd amounts of energy, then use Kinetic Amplifier(s) to make said energy enough to break a planet. Then punch peoples for ludicrous gibs.
Imagine if a kinetic shunt could absorb the power of a nuclear bomb O.o
STEPHEN HAWKING ASCENDS TO GODHOOD))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #17425 on: September 11, 2013, 06:43:24 am »

((He IS still (mostly) human, so yeah. Giant Robots > Human anytime. I could sell my soul to the Doc to gain more power, but I did that last time, and Morul sure as hell wouldn't.))
((Depending on what these pills do, you might convince Grate to give you one.))

((Why not make a kinetic amplification ring and hook it up to a kinetic shunt? moon bowling anyone :D))
((This is one of the basic strategies of "Ultimate" STEPHEN HAWKING. Use kinetic shunt to obtain absurd amounts of energy,
((I like where this is going...))

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then use Kinetic Amplifier(s) to make said energy enough to break a planet. Then punch peoples for ludicrous gibs.
Imagine if a kinetic shunt could absorb the power of a nuclear bomb O.o
STEPHEN HAWKING ASCENDS TO GODHOOD))
((Oh. I thought you were going to make a perpetual motion machine to fulfill humanity's energy needs.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #17426 on: September 11, 2013, 06:49:48 am »

((Well, the generators in the Gauss rifles are sort of perpetual motion machines.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #17427 on: September 11, 2013, 07:09:59 am »

...I need to remember to take apart a Gauss rifle in Tinker to see if the generator includes miniature Kinetic Amps.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #17428 on: September 11, 2013, 07:15:20 am »

((Ive always thought of gauss generators more along the lines of subspace capacitors than perpetual motion machines.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #17429 on: September 11, 2013, 08:45:55 am »

"Alright, I've got no more questions. Please make sure to give me a copy of everything you want uploaded before we start our part, ok Steve?"

Chill for the rest of the briefing.
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