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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5935041 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15390 on: July 28, 2013, 03:26:03 am »

((And then Stephen Hawking, huh? My next character will be Bob Ross.))
((There's something called "suspension of disbelief" that I find very important. Making characters, especially many characters after famous people destroys it. Please don't do it.))
((Just playing along with the joke the others are telling. I think.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15391 on: July 28, 2013, 08:30:50 am »

((I'm not entirely certain if it's a joke.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15392 on: July 28, 2013, 10:05:27 am »

Not really :P
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15393 on: July 28, 2013, 10:07:47 am »

((I will now plan my next character to be Macho Man Randy Savage.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15394 on: July 28, 2013, 10:25:07 am »

((I will now plan my next character to be Macho Man Randy Savage.))

ANDDDDD I might have created something horrible....
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15395 on: July 28, 2013, 12:22:12 pm »

New RTD: Celebrities IN SPACE!

Oh, and suspension of disbelief isn't a problem. They're just suffering from space dementia. Like those crazy people who think they're Napoleon.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2013, 12:33:38 pm by Parisbre56 »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15396 on: July 28, 2013, 01:23:47 pm »

((I will now plan my next character to be Macho Man Randy Savage.))
((If there's one person I'm okay with playing celebrity penguin singers, that's TCM. Also because it would replace May, not be in addition to May.))

Oh, and suspension of disbelief isn't a problem. They're just suffering from space dementia. Like those crazy people who think they're Napoleon.
((That's true, and that's why I'm okay with some guy playing Steven. But it doesn't help when you have a bunch of morons running around actually roleplaying these people instead of of normal characters. There's a certain critical mass that should not be breached, not matter how awesome your in-game justifications for this are.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15397 on: July 28, 2013, 02:49:45 pm »

((Wait, suspension of disbelief is a problem here?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15398 on: July 28, 2013, 03:42:50 pm »

Milno stared at the bomb. The bomb stared back at him. Before they could start a relationship based on mutual apathy, he decided to do something.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15399 on: July 28, 2013, 06:55:49 pm »

((I will now plan my next character to be Macho Man Randy Savage.))
((If there's one person I'm okay with playing celebrity penguin singers, that's TCM. Also because it would replace May, not be in addition to May.))

((I was only being 3/8ths serious.

Macho Man confirmed for Celebrity Penguin Singer.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15400 on: July 28, 2013, 07:39:16 pm »

((Wait, suspension of disbelief is a problem here?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15401 on: July 29, 2013, 12:22:25 pm »

Because I asked nicely? But seriously you can never have to many testers for new things and I'm willing to do it ,how often does somebody offer to do it willingly?

I'm also happy for you to stick in any other toys you want when you make me, or that you come up with later.

Consider me an all purpose test dummy, though I'd prefer to avoid a fight to the death, it'd be so boring.
If you have any other idead for howI can repay you then by all means tell me. [/b]

"You realize a weapon tester would be testing the weapons I need tested, rather then simply asking for weapons of their own design, right? I'll make you a deal. You test the things I Want to test, and if you do it well, I'll reward you with the things you desire."

He sticks out his hand.

"Do we have a deal?"


"Should have known that wouldn't work well. But I guess it could help reaching somewhat higher ledges. Okay, how did that go, my physics teachers would kill me... heat is energy. Temperature is movement and of molecules. Compression of air causes its temperature to rise... if I use the microwave amp to heat a sphere while using the mass mapipulation amp... should heating up a sphere of matter and contracting it at the same time result in a higher energy release than just heating things up?"

Try to heat up a 3-foot sphere (to start) as much as possible while contracting that same sphere as much as possible.

Spoiler: Gorat 'Chin' Ivanos (click to show/hide)
Hmm, in this case you could probably contract and heat it enough that when it went off it created a pressure and heat wave comparable to a couple pounds of high explosive.


Ah screw it, it IS too similar to whats here already. So now hes literally gonna be Stephen Hawking.

Name: Stephen Hawking
Age: Like what? 3, 4 hundred or so? I don't know what year it is, so yeah.
Gender: Male
Appearance: HES STEPHEN HAWKING
Reason assigned to HMRC: He was just chillin in his chair one day, being a goddamn genius and then suddenly he woke up in a stasis pod. Now he blows shit up with his mind skills
Stats:
Strength: 0
Dexterity: 0
Endurance: 0
Charisma: 0
Intelligence: 20 BITCH
Willpower: 0
Skills:
Speech: 0
Intuition: 0
Handiwork: 0
Conventional Weapons: 0
Unconventional Weapons: 3
Exotic weapons: 0
Auxiliary systems: 2
Medical tech: 0
Profession: Physimancer
I am completely fine with this if it is what you want.


Milno stared at the bomb. The bomb stared back at him. Before they could start a relationship based on mutual apathy, he decided to do something.

Poke the "Frq" button.
You poke the Frq button and it causes the lcd screen on the bomb's keypad to display "000.00"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15402 on: July 29, 2013, 12:32:17 pm »

"Sure I'll take that deal, I do have one other idea but I have no idea if it's possible. Do you have a method to make my brain work faster? So I can react quicker. I'd hate for your hard work to go to waste."

Accept the deal, sign my soul to the devil in a white coat.
« Last Edit: July 29, 2013, 01:14:54 pm by Alexandria »
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The darkness was eternal, all-powerful, unchangeable.
She had stared into it for to many years, alone and unblinking, determined that it would not take her.
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Now she was lighting a candle.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15403 on: July 29, 2013, 01:07:58 pm »

"Sure I'll take that deal, I do have one other idea but I have no idea if it's possible. Do you have a method to make my brain work faster? So I can react quicker. I'd hate for your hard work to go to waste."[/color]

Accept the deal, sign my soul to the devil in a white coat.
((Does The Doctor actually wear a white coat? Because I don't remember.))
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Why are 100% of my posts in ER? I already have another account. Created this one specifically for playing.

Not online every Friday evening till Saturday night. If I am listed as online, I am still not online, as my computer has an annoying habit of waking up to the tiniest distraction and then going off to sleep again.


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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15404 on: July 29, 2013, 01:14:30 pm »

(( Neither do I, but it's a doctor thing so what the heck. ))
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The darkness was eternal, all-powerful, unchangeable.
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Now she was lighting a candle.
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