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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Hmm. I wonder what a Baalrog is... other than a giant, flaming, pig-faced humanoid."

Jim decides to extinguish the flame of Udun by lowering its temperature to -50 celsius.

[Tiruin]

((XD Pig faced?! Go SC.  ))

[Xantalos]

((Note: a Baalrog could be something different entirely than a Balrog.))

[Caellath]

((@GM: Am I assumed to know how to gain admittance via papers?))

Walk towards the entrance and watch the people who enter to see if there is some catch to it and if any other maintenance guy enters.

[piecewise]

"R&R department".

I suppose that would be the rec room. 

I'll start by going to the R&D department

The R&D Department, often accosted because of a particular misprint in a near by sign, is rather intimidating from the outside. It's basically a small kiosk set into the wall right next to an enormous vault door. There's a rather sleepy looking man in the kiosk, his head in his hands, staring blankly forward at nothing in particular.

"Yeesh, did I get a bad bottle of Astro? That's worse than television!"

Flit to the stars, away from the starless void. No matter how long it takes!

You drift, slowly at first but then faster and faster, a dozen times faster then the speed of light. This ends rather abruptly when you slam into a planet and bury yourself about 3 miles deep in it's molten mantle layer.

Of course. Solving complex mental issues by shooting them is always a valid form if problem resolution.
Reset simulation. Set up a defensible location, with a snipers nest. Sit up there, then spawn 5-10 people attacking the location.

How do you want those people armed?

"Hmm. I wonder what a Baalrog is... other than a giant, flaming, pig-faced humanoid."

Jim decides to extinguish the flame of Udun by lowering its temperature to -50 celsius.

((Note: a Baalrog could be something different entirely than a Balrog.))

Right you are! It wasn't just a sleepy spelling mistake, it was completely intentional!

A Balrog is a giant flaming humanoid demon thing. A Baalrog is a lot like a giant centaur, but it has a humanoid panda instead of a human for the upper half. It's also made of bees that are made of spiders.

((@GM: Am I assumed to know how to gain admittance via papers?))

Walk towards the entrance and watch the people who enter to see if there is some catch to it and if any other maintenance guy enters.

Well, you haven't looked what papers you have. It may be a good idea to check out what you're wearing and what Items you have.

[Caellath]

Check body for clothes, papers and all that jazz.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((I was hoping this was the fun kind of company with a  whole department for its employees' and customers' R&R. And Baalrogs sound weird.))

[Knight Otu]

"Whoops. Thank Raptor Jesus this is a drunk hallucination, or this would have hurt a lot more than it already does."

Extract myself before some plucky kids decide I'm Lavos.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Jim lowers the thing's core temperature anyway.

(I would've went with the 'Baalrog is what Gandalf fought, Balrog is that one boxer in Street Fighter 2' explanation myself. )

[Spinal_Taper]

Thomas equips them more or less equivalently to the simulation before, when he was attacking. However, no heavy weapons this time. (Nothing like a flamethrower or rocket launcher.)

[Unholy_Pariah]

((hey piecewise, how much would a pair of synthflesh wings cost?))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((It probably depends on if they're decorative or functional.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

((functional of course, why would i buy decorative synthflesh unless i had like 1000 tokens to burn through?))

[IronyOwl]

((hey piecewise, how much would a pair of synthflesh wings cost?))

((Shouldn't you check that IC? Or are you on a mission?

Also, I can already tell you that the answer is probably more than a MKIII.))

[Devastator]

Investigate sleepy man, and ask who is in charge.