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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[GreatWyrmGold]

((All he did was post his sheet. He hasn't actually performed any actions yet so he's currently in cryo.))

((He needs to awaken from cryo before he can perform any actions. Am I missing something?))

[Empiricist]

((I think he'll exit cryo after an action for him is posted.
Or the whole soulcrushing despair of knowing that everyone you once loved or knew are probably dead from the infernal attrition of time and that you are now forced to perform abhorrent actions for an uncaring oligarchy as well as the agonizing humiliation of waking up coughing out cryo gel, stripped of all the possessions that helped forge your identity is just something that is assumed to occur immediately without any need for a description.))

[Devastator]

((All eyes on the new guy, eh?  Must be the avatar.))

I'll wake up and look around the room.

[IronyOwl]

Pancaek looks mildly confused "Right, that was different. Third time's the charm?"

Pray to the pantheon, flip channel

You looking for something in particular? Otherwise I'll keep showing off my extensive knowledge of bizarre shit.

((I should really try watching TV some time. Or finally fulfilling my goal of getting us to play D&D within ER.

Funny how being on mission gives you all sorts of ideas for what to do when you're safe and still alive again.))

((Doesn't it feel kind of sad that Milno gets to do all those cool situations, but we will never, almost certainly never encounter anything close to that? I mean infiltrate something? In HMRC? Don't see that happening any time soon.

And there is always that sadness that our beloved heroes whom we love in a narrative cannot do some random but very interesting and awesome things because of the said narrative. The stars would never align.

I suppose that part of where the superhero matchmaking or moronic movie titles comes from, a desire to put a hero in an otherwise improbable or impossible situation. Too bad that stuff never has the depth the actual narrative has from being able to tie all the strings together. Man, this is a sad life I live, desiring so much and being able to enjoy so little.))

Oh ye of little faith.

((I'm reminded of those times I go on blatant murder sprees in what are supposed to be stealth games, seeing how long I can last against the endless waves of mooks intent on asking me why I'm not sneaking.))

((All eyes on the new guy, eh?  Must be the avatar.))

I'll wake up and look around the room.

((Bold it so PW can see it.

Though you'll just get the same naked goo awakening intro everyone gets. Might want to go ahead and head someplace and do something while you're at it.))

[Devastator]

Though you'll just get the same naked goo awakening intro everyone gets. Might want to go ahead and head someplace and do something while you're at it.))

((Thanks.  I do want to look around at the barracks, though, because I don't think it's been described in like eight months.))

[Sean Mirrsen]

((I'm reminded of those times I go on blatant murder sprees in what are supposed to be stealth games, seeing how long I can last against the endless waves of mooks intent on asking me why I'm not sneaking.))

((On that note, I wonder if Milno could "take 10", metaphorically speaking. Have the computer make an AI copy of him based on his recorded behavior and usual tactics, and try to simulate a typical "Milno Approach" to this given task. Just to, y'know, see how badly he fails. ))

[SeriousConcentrate]

Crisis temporarily averted, Jim resumes the business of scooting along away from the situation like nobody's business.

[Caellath]

((On that note, I wonder if Milno could "take 10", metaphorically speaking. Have the computer make an AI copy of him based on his recorded behavior and usual tactics, and try to simulate a typical "Milno Approach" to this given task. Just to, y'know, see how badly he fails. ))

((Terribly.))

"Will I start inside the compound or will I have to gain access with the documents? Would I be assumed to have had time to memorize at least part of the map?"

Ask.

[Knight Otu]

Be prepared for Astroppuku.

[Pancaek]

You looking for something in particular? Otherwise I'll keep showing off my extensive knowledge of bizarre shit.

((Not really, I quite enjoy the bizarre shit you throw at me))

continue watching the tv for a bit, then go to the armory

"Heya, it's me again. Do you have a synthflesh body for sale that's especially suited for scouting or stealth? Also, I don't suppose you have something to do for me, like some training or...some...thing...." he scratches his head in confusement "Because I think watching the TV is really frakking with my brain"

ask AM

[piecewise]

((All eyes on the new guy, eh?  Must be the avatar.))

I'll wake up and look around the room.

The stasis pod opens and you flop out like a limp noodle, landing face first. You try to groan but instead spend the next minute or so hacking up stasis goo and writhing around as your limbs go from numb, to painfully tingly, to normal. You lazily look around as you get your breath back, twisting your head back and forth while laying on your back. There's a box next to you with uniforms and a barracks worth of bunks across the room. You have the sneaking suspicion you're either in a bunker or a space ship.

Crisis temporarily averted, Jim resumes the business of scooting along away from the situation like nobody's business.

You run in the opposite direction as the sky tears open and giant eyes stare down at you from the unfathomable recesses of space. And then the giant chickens appear.

((On that note, I wonder if Milno could "take 10", metaphorically speaking. Have the computer make an AI copy of him based on his recorded behavior and usual tactics, and try to simulate a typical "Milno Approach" to this given task. Just to, y'know, see how badly he fails. ))

((Terribly.))

"Will I start inside the compound or will I have to gain access with the documents? Would I be assumed to have had time to memorize at least part of the map?"

Ask.

"You will start at the entrance and gain admission with the documents. Your packet of documents will include the map. If you wish to memorize it before entering, you may do so."

You looking for something in particular? Otherwise I'll keep showing off my extensive knowledge of bizarre shit.

((Not really, I quite enjoy the bizarre shit you throw at me))

continue watching the tv for a bit, then go to the armory

"Heya, it's me again. Do you have a synthflesh body for sale that's especially suited for scouting or stealth? Also, I don't suppose you have something to do for me, like some training or...some...thing...." he scratches his head in confusement "Because I think watching the TV is really frakking with my brain"

ask AM

Be prepared for Astroppuku.

FEAR

[Pancaek]

"Right, enough is enough, I don't think I can handle much more of this."

go to the armory

"Heya, it's me again. Do you have a synthflesh body for sale that's especially suited for scouting or stealth? Also, I don't suppose you have something to do for me, like some training or...some...thing...." he scratches his head in confusement "Because I think watching the TV is really frakking with my brain"

ask AM

[Knight Otu]

Take a swig.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Being that there are no more centipedes to distract the giant eyes or chickens with, it becomes painfully obvious to Jim that what he must do is use his four arms to burrow into the ground with lightning speed and hide from the horrible apparitions under at least six feet of dirt.

[Devastator]

ahh.. merde..  -cough-

Hmm.. no one here.  Good.

I'll go to the box of uniforms and get dressed.  I suppose a horizontally striped shirt is too much to ask?