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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[Lenglon]

Continue standing in place, hands behind my back, swaying slightly from side to side.

[PyroDesu]

((You know things are (going to be) bad when the HMRC is brought in as riot control.))

[SeriousConcentrate]

Jim stopped staring at the wall and got to his feet. He silently walked to the rec room and took a position at one of the VR machines.

Jim enters VR, chooses Duel, and picks his human self as his opponent while using his current body to fight with. Neither combatant has any manipulators, weapons, or similar equipment.

[TCM]

As May said this, a smile crept onto her face. A smile like a mother hamster wore when she was about to devour her three-legged child.

"Speaking of that, who's ready for sexytimes with May? It's been so long, please, someone, take me~"
Begin the courtship ritual. Pull shirt above mammeries. Utilize on all available persons above the age of 13. Stand behind person, firmly grab buttocks with both hands while pressing bare breasts into their shoulderblades. Hold grip and position for 8-12 seconds. If no positive response is received, move on to next possible partner. Repeat until all available mates have been exhausted.

IMPORTANT: A precaution to the ritual; If possible mate threatens, or is perceived to be about to use, deadly and/or lethal force to prevent courtship from happening, they are considered unsuitable. If a partner is unsuitable, immediately leave them be and find next suitable partner.


((Can I get an equipment check please Piecewise?))

[Empiricist]

((You know things are (going to be) bad when the HMRC is brought in as riot control.))

((I am REALLY, REALLY grateful that HMRC members can't be prosecuted for war-crimes, considering that Charles is armed with what amounts to a tommygun that fires ClF₃ bullets.))

Charles tries to convince the insane lady to stop her weird, perverted actions.
((Time to try out Charisma and Speech on other HMRC members.))

[Xantalos]

If selected as mate, Xan will respond by jerking away, shuddering, and microwaving ... her face. Lightly toasted to the point of pain.

[Empiricist]

((Well, congratulations ladies and gentlemen; I think we've set a new record for quickest on-mission friendly fire seeing as this is happening in the briefing room before we even arrive at the mission location.))

[Lenglon]

"Wow, this is just like the Colonization of Africa. Just imagine, white men firing muskets and charging calvalry into hut villages, slaughtering innocent women and children. These men would be commended for their heroism and patriotism by scrawny, borderline anti-social European Paradox Interactive Games fanboys on online forums, saluting their computer monitors out of respect for their bravery as a tear would fall beneath their thick glasses and drip down over their acne-ridden cheek, to finally fall off of their face and onto the colonial soldier sculpture on the wooden floor below them, the salty tear crashing on the figure, displacing some of the old paint. Then they'd go back to masturbating to Sonic The Hedgehog porn."

As May said this, a smile crept onto her face. A smile like a mother hamster wore when she was about to devour her three-legged child.

"Speaking of that, who's ready for sexytimes with May? It's been so long, please, someone, take me~"

Begin the courtship ritual. Pull shirt above mammeries. Utilize on all available persons above the age of 13. Stand behind person, firmly grab buttocks with both hands while pressing bare breasts into their shoulderblades. Hold grip and position for 8-12 seconds. If no positive response is received, move on to next possible partner. Repeat until all available mates have been exhausted.

Fight/Flight
Stare wide-eyed at the Pony Predator for half a second before bolting for Feyri. run to the far side of Feyri from the PP and wrap my arms around her at my chest height, hands grabbing hold of her clothes wherever it is most convenient. pull her tight to my chest and keep my eyes shut very tight. do not let go of Feyri for any reason.

Run and hide behind Feyri.

((and that is twice now that the coin has favored flight.))

[PyroDesu]

((Well, congratulations ladies and gentlemen; I think we've set a new record for quickest on-mission friendly fire seeing as this is happening in the briefing room before we even arrive at the mission location.))

((And it has the potential to end up as the largest permakill grouping as well, with the use of a mass murder manipulator. I don't care that it's being used in an actually fairly sane manner, those things do not have any safe use. Amps, maybe, manipulators, no.

((You know things are (going to be) bad when the HMRC is brought in as riot control.))

((I am REALLY, REALLY grateful that HMRC members can't be prosecuted for war-crimes, considering that Charles is armed with what amounts to a tommygun that fires ClF₃ bullets.))

Wait, what? Am I forgetting something that got built a few dozen pages back?))

[Xantalos]

((Edited; figured it wasn't good manners to kill teammates before we get on the ground.))

[Empiricist]

((You know things are (going to be) bad when the HMRC is brought in as riot control.))

((I am REALLY, REALLY grateful that HMRC members can't be prosecuted for war-crimes, considering that Charles is armed with what amounts to a tommygun that fires ClF₃ bullets.))

Wait, what? Am I forgetting something that got built a few dozen pages back?))

((Yeah, a prototype weapon built using tinker. 30-round magazine, can use ClF₃-filled or full-metal bullets. Fires bullets using electronically-triggered explosive propellant. Its scope is a camera that can be linked to the user or any other HMRC unit, the weapon can be attached to a ball-joint unit that can be remotely operated by anyone who has the access code. Finally, a detonator can be attached to the magazine, upon receiving the correct activation signal. So far it's only been used once to fight Ivan.))

[Kriellya]

(( Why oh why do I not have a weapon yet XD ))

Great. Just got done being a scapegoat for HMRC antics, now I get to be a scapegoat AND the HMRC antics. Great improvement.

You said they have six months of food? How far out are we, objective time?

Inquire within! Try not to get molested...

[PyroDesu]

((You know things are (going to be) bad when the HMRC is brought in as riot control.))

((I am REALLY, REALLY grateful that HMRC members can't be prosecuted for war-crimes, considering that Charles is armed with what amounts to a tommygun that fires ClF₃ bullets.))

Wait, what? Am I forgetting something that got built a few dozen pages back?))

((Yeah, a prototype weapon built using tinker. 30-round magazine, can use ClF₃-filled or full-metal bullets. Fires bullets using electronically-triggered explosive propellant. Its scope is a camera that can be linked to the user or any other HMRC unit, the weapon can be attached to a ball-joint unit that can be remotely operated by anyone who has the access code. Finally, a detonator can be attached to the magazine, upon receiving the correct activation signal. So far it's only been used once to fight Ivan.))

((Oh, that thing? For some reason, I remember it as destroyed/damaged (At the very least the magazine, though that might just have been deployed in satchel charge mode and not actually used), or at least forgotten.

Also, speaking of custom weapons, look at the armory under conventional.))

[Empiricist]

((It was damaged and the magazine was prepped for detonation. After the skirmish, it was repaired and refilled by the AM))
((Congratulations on the first successful prototype!))

[Harry Baldman]

"Oh dear."

Spin off into a corner, back against the wall.

As Stacy does a nervous jig in the corner, he thinks of a question.

"How advanced is their weaponry? Still gunpowder, or gauss and lasers already? Ooh, wait. That gives me an idea."

After receiving an answer, quickly dance back to the armory.

"Hiya, Sandy! I'm going on a mission. It's going to be a long one, so I am going to need some things from you - it's for a good cause."

Perform the items on this list via asking Sandy nicely to help me out here.

• Trade in monoatomic razor for a 1/8th kiloton charge.
• Get a toolbox containing pliers, a hammer, bolt cutters, screwdriver, the works. Anything non-powered you can use in construction that's also free.
• Get a case of booze.
• Get a case of Xeno Spit.
• Get a set of syringes and whatnot if they're free.
• Get a mortar and pestle.
• Obtain a set of spoons.
• Get a bucketload of drink mix.
• If free, get a manual on electric engineering.
• Get every last drug available for free in a rather large quantity. Including Maldavian Mind Rot.
• Get a trolley to lug all this shit around on.

If any of these are unavailable, skip them. If a trolley is obtained, ride it back to the briefing room while singing the ode to Sandy. If not, carry all the stuff to the designated cargo-and-convict pick-up point for the mission, ask Steve for help if needed. Then return to corner in briefing room, do the macarena.