((Request for inventory and stats please. :3))
May
+1 uncon wep, intel
-1 intuition, wep,Exotic
1/3 char, dex, med, con
2/3 uncon,dex
30/40 mind
Med kit
Microwave Field Manipulator (17)
10 token
Revolver (6 shots)
Kinetic amp
Claymore
I am shocked and appalled that he went nine channels without hitting porn.
Infomercial about synthflesh dick legs.
"Yes I am."
With my arm still behind her from the punch, grab the back of her head and with my leg knock her over with a sweep, while still holding onto her head, then slam her into the ground.
[dex:4]
[str:3]
[lg str:4]
You get hold of her hair and pull but she stands there, completely immobile.
"At this point I think the computer might just start cheating to make fun of you." She says, before growing 8 feet tall.
Well Feyri's pretty much a terminator at this point; we've stitched her back together and replaced so many parts that she's basically a robot wearing a woman suit.
((Wait what.))
Scout EyeSoldier EyeMedic Eye...oh wow.Engineer EyeDemolition Eye
I say you're not being ambitious enough!
Pyro EyeHeavy EyeSniper EyeSpy Eye (the most obvious to make)
I am shocked and appalled that he went nine channels without hitting porn.
((Nothing guarantees the infomercial didn't have porn. Nor the news, for that matter.))
((Or one of the many reality-style shows. Or the organ repo network.))
((I remember seeing an image that predicted in the future, news will be porn. Music videos will be porn. Commercials will be porn. All will be porn.
Except for porn.))
((I know I'm going to regret this, but...what would pornography be?))
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"I think a spock is a kind of weapon. Mom never told me, I dunno of she even knew."
Again, offer to play RPSLS and go with Lizard if she accepts.
She sticks out two hands, one with rock, the other with spock.
Switch to the news. See how long it was since being pulled into the HRMC.
Well, lets see.
The sword took on a new set of convicts about 200 years before the start of the game. And about 120 years have passed in game since the first mission. So about 320 years, plus however long you were podded before being stuck on the ship. Subjective time it's been much much less though, clearly.
Go to VR room.
Punch random person in face.
Hmm...OH I KNOW!
Ok. I will walk around for a while.
Walk around. See what the others are doing. Go to the VR.
You punch the doctor's cyborg swordsman in the face. CLEARLY THIS WON'T GO HORRIBLY!
"Hello, dear medical professional. I'm Stacy Buttle. Who might you be?"
Chat up nurse.
"I'm a nurse? Are you hurt? You seem to be dancing uncontrollably."
((Wait, weight, geddit))
Where's my Anti-pun stick....
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