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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[Knight Otu]

((I'm counting at least six channels of porn. The reality shows and the infomercials, given the world we're in. Probably the news as well.))

[anailater]

"Yes I am."
With my arm still behind her from the punch, grab the back of her head and with my leg knock her over with a sweep, while still holding onto her head, then slam her into the ground.

[TCM]

I am shocked and appalled that he went nine channels without hitting porn.

((Nothing guarantees the infomercial didn't have porn. Nor the news, for that matter.))

((I'm counting at least six channels of porn. The reality shows and the infomercials, given the world we're in. Probably the news as well.))

((I remember seeing an image that predicted in the future, news will be porn. Music videos will be porn. Commercials will be porn. All will be porn.

Except for porn.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well Feyri's pretty much a terminator at this point; we've stitched her back together and replaced so many parts that she's basically a robot wearing a woman suit.

((Wait what.))

Spoiler: To shorten the post for people who don't care. (click to show/hide)

Scout Eye
Soldier Eye
Medic Eye
...oh wow.
Engineer Eye
Demolition Eye

I'm probably getting a bit too ambitious now, but a man can dream....

Spoiler: Four More Ideas (click to show/hide)

I say you're not being ambitious enough!
Pyro Eye
Heavy Eye
Sniper Eye
Spy Eye (the most obvious to make)

I am shocked and appalled that he went nine channels without hitting porn.

((Nothing guarantees the infomercial didn't have porn. Nor the news, for that matter.))

((Or one of the many reality-style shows. Or the organ repo network.))

((I remember seeing an image that predicted in the future, news will be porn. Music videos will be porn. Commercials will be porn. All will be porn.
Except for porn.))

((I know I'm going to regret this, but...what would pornography be?))

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"I think a spock is a kind of weapon. Mom never told me, I dunno of she even knew."

Again, offer to play RPSLS and go with Lizard if she accepts.

[TCM]

((I remember seeing an image that predicted in the future, news will be porn. Music videos will be porn. Commercials will be porn. All will be porn.
Except for porn.))

((I know I'm going to regret this, but...what would pornography be?))

This is what I'm referencing directly.

It's a list on 24 ways we, as a people, are ruining the future. They're all pretty funny, but the one I'm specifically talking about is #1.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((That's even WORSE than pron!))

[Spinal_Taper]

Switch to the news. See how long it was since being pulled into the HRMC.

[Lenglon]

continue leaning against the wall under the air vent, look around, occasionally leave my eyes closed for roughly five second periods, keep track of Feyri's position in the room.

wait

continue waiting

obviously, waiting more will make everything better

Waiting, Episode 4: A New Wait

[GreatWyrmGold]

continue leaning against the wall under the air vent, look around, occasionally leave my eyes closed for roughly five second periods, keep track of Feyri's position in the room.

wait

continue waiting

obviously, waiting more will make everything better

Waiting, Episode 4: A New Wait

((It must be boring to be your character.))

[Toaster]

((She could always go to the mess hall and start weighting instead.))

[Xantalos]

Go to VR room.
Punch random person in face.

[Toaster]

((Good thing Ivan isn't in there any more to be selected as a random target.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((She could always go to the mess hall and start weighting instead.))

((Are you suggesting that she attempt to gain weight or that there is a scale she should use?))

[Toaster]

((The former.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((The former.))

((Next question: Why??))