Leave VR, go watch some television. Hopefully, jello wrestling.
You watch the international zero-g Jello wrestling championships.
The orange-carrot jello mold is the crowd favorite, but the lime jello cubes are a real contender.
Leave VR, go watch some television. Hopefully, jello wrestling.
Go cuddle with Thomas.
"Hey~...Do you like cat-girls?"
You curl up on Thomas' lap.
Stay back!
Xan jumps up from the chair and backs away from the others, keeping his eye on all of them.
You will stay away. Do not move until I am gone. If you do move, I will kill you. Staybackstaybackstaybackstaybackstaybackstayback
Back away slowly, into the next room. Fry anyone who makes any sudden movements or approaches me.
You run away screaming, waving your hands over your head and making guttural grunting noises. You hide under a bed in the barracks and make further strange noises that your teammates will no doubt mock you about endlessly.
Cartwheels remind me of wheelie skeletons. The horror.
((Goddamn wheelie skeletons.))
Wait till perplexicon reaches the catacombs.
Get back into uncontrollable dancing mode. Step over to Sandy.
"Excuse me, Sandy, but has anyone ever overloaded anything other than a microwave amp or manipulator? Or is it just too prohibitively expensive to attempt?"
"Normally people don't try to overload manipulators. The results are too erratic to be used safely. "
"On second thought, the delirious semi-comatose guy seems more interesting."
Charles tries to persuade Xan to calm down.
You chase captain screamy to the barracks and yell calming words into his screaming face.
Free rotation. Failing that, able to freely swivel up to about 50 degrees in any direction from facing straight forward but not straight up or backwards or anything to that effect.
Free rotation is totally possible. It will just be a little more fragile.
((the GM is refusing to add content where he has clearly marked there is no content. Somehow I am not surprised by this. If you're determined to continue trying to break the girl, I suggest you continue interacting with her in a non-hostile way. aka, TALK TO HER.))
((Didn't I already try this? I thought I had. Or did I just skip from hugs to leading her around?))
((I've been planning this--on and on, mostly off--for weeks.))
"Where's the guy I'm supposed to punch? Oh, look, a little girl!"
Go hug the girl to incapacitate her with confusion, cooties, and/or a hug.
((If Defeat == Friendship, surely Friendship == Defeat?))
You attempt to hug the little girl. She sort of backpedals and reaches for the mace.
"Hi! How are you? I'm Grate."
Delay fighting by acting nice.
She doesn't respond. Maybe her AI wasn't coded to deal with people being nice.
((I don't think a giant killer robot against a little girl counts as a "fair fight".))
((Oh, and she was programmed to deal with hugs but not people trying to be nice?))
"Huh. Um...I know! I'll go show you something!"
Grab the little girl's hand, and start looking around for somewhere to go to.
(I'm gonna be an ass here.)
[dex:4]
You grab her by the thumb and she gives you a strange look.
Also you appear to be in one of these infinite white voids that VR makers seem to like so much.
"Hm. I was expecting there would be more stuff. But, c'mon, let's go look around!"
Lead the little girl in the direction of the most-interesting featureless white void!
(This is lots of fun, even if in the end I end up with absolutely nothing. I can't imagine that piecewise imagined anything like this happening in the Punch Many Things program...which is probably part of why it's so fun!)
"Here, we'll have the picnic over here! This part of the perfectly featureless, white expanse of nothingness looks particularly welcoming for some reason! Maybe just because I'm delirious from an allergic reaction to the stimulant chemicals. Oh well."
((Huh. I thought I had talked more.))
((look, not for her reaction, but for her lack of a reaction. notice that PW didn't make an opposed dex roll when you tried to grab her hand. talking worked, keep it up))
((I was wondering about that...))
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Start chatting with the girl.
"So, how are you? What's your name? My name is Grate. Do you have a favorite color? I like yellow. Oh, I know, what do you like to do for fun?"
"I guess I like blue?" She says, looking down at the dress she's wearing. "I don't know."
look to my left for seven seconds, then slowly turn my head to look to the right for another five seconds, still shifting my weight from side to side throughout this process. Then take seven steps towards the hallway, then turn around and look slightly to Feyri's right for four seconds. after that go to the nearest wall and lean my back against it, alternately looking to either side of me for variable periods of four to twenty seconds. leave my hands clasped behind my back the entire time.
are there any air vents in this room? If I can see a spot where i can have the air from the vent blow on me while I lean against the wall, shift where i'm standing to lean against the wall there, where I can feel a slight breeze
The air vents are all in the ceiling. So you position yourself under one and stand there. If only you had a cape.
"HA HAH!"
Kicking backflip!
[dex:2]
You attempt to do some sort of bicycle kick but end up doing nothing but landing hard on your back and knocking the wind out of yourself.
"Ow."
"That was a very silly thing to do."
"Shut up."
You cartwheel your way down the hall like a goddamn idiot on pixie sticks and, after a handful of times bouncing into the walls, make it through the door and promptly spin out and crash into a table.
((Phuh, you kids have it easy these days. Why, in my time we had to ROLL for even attempting a carthweel. After wich we promptly smashed all our teeth. Good times.))
Gotta lure them into a false sense of security. Then I'll hit them with a Dex roll for flossing and they'll lose an arm somehow.
((Does anyone even use #Bay12RTD anymore?))
((It's been a little empty as of these times.))
I've been on there a few times. Always empty for me. Oh well. I should do another movie day some time...