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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6013040 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13590 on: March 26, 2013, 02:34:28 pm »

((And their number is how many tokens they cost?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13591 on: March 26, 2013, 02:35:47 pm »

((And their number is how many tokens they cost?))

((Yes.))

"Okay, so let's try something new."

Use the eyedropper to take a drop of Xeno Spit and put it on my tongue. See what happens.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13592 on: March 26, 2013, 02:40:45 pm »

Why the hell am I thinking about looms? What the hell is a fucking loom.[/b]
Finish Beer, look for something ,mind numbing and repetitive on the t.v., perhaps a soap, or a reality t.v. show.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13593 on: March 26, 2013, 02:41:24 pm »

Interesting. Decision made.
Request a Microwave Amp, painkillers, and some anti bleeding meds. 5 tokens total.
After getting them, go look around the ship for something to do.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13594 on: March 26, 2013, 02:53:20 pm »

keep on reading and waiting
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13595 on: March 26, 2013, 02:56:58 pm »

(What is the gender of the person hitting Celeste over the head with a sandwich?)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13596 on: March 26, 2013, 02:59:12 pm »

(What is the gender of the person hitting Celeste over the head with a sandwich?)

((Irrelevant. Mentally male. Physically a bendy robot. All these answers fit to a degree.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13597 on: March 26, 2013, 03:16:26 pm »

((And the world shall never know of the one time the resident pervert was about to perform a good action.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13598 on: March 26, 2013, 03:22:08 pm »

"Hi miss! Are you awake? Are you trying to sleep? Why are you being hit in the head with a sandwich? Why are you hitting her in the head with a sandwich? What are you? You look like a robot. No, not you miss, that robot. What kind of robot are you? Are you four-laws* compliant? Does this lady want the sandwich? What kind of sandwich is it? Does she like that kind of sandwich? Do you like that kind of sandwich? Did you make the sandwich? Are you good at cooking? What do you do? What do you like to cook? Are you a person in a robot body a. Why are you looking at me like that?"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13599 on: March 26, 2013, 03:31:37 pm »

(What's the new law?)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13600 on: March 26, 2013, 03:37:12 pm »

((I'm not even sure what the fuck anymore.))
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They can do whatever the heck they want. That's why they are nobles, cause they CAN.
King Henry the IV or something had a lot of wives, most of whom he executed. Because he could.
A ton of them mass-murdered Jews and Muslims. CAUSE THEY COULD.
A roman emperor made his horse a noble, cause he could.
And I modded them all out of existence, because I could.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13601 on: March 26, 2013, 03:43:43 pm »

(What's the new law?)
(That the lives and commands of nonhuman intelligences are to be respected similarly but inferiorly to those of humans.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13602 on: March 26, 2013, 03:49:23 pm »

((And here I was thinking you meant the Zeroth Law.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13603 on: March 26, 2013, 03:51:51 pm »

((And here I was thinking you meant the Zeroth Law.))
(That would be uncreative.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13604 on: March 26, 2013, 04:08:13 pm »

((And here I was thinking you meant the Zeroth Law.))
(That would be uncreative.)
((Zero-point-fiveth Law? "All nonhuman civilizations are to be treated similarly, but inferiorly, to humanity?" :P))
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