"Thank goodness for that, I suppose. Loneliness is a terrible thing, after all, particularly so in space. Well, pleasant day-cycle to you, miss."
Head over to rec room, sit down on couch. Chew some drink mix. Find some newfangled music the kids like these days to watch and evaluate.
You chew a packet of drink mix, but the chemical appear to be effecting your brain, since you spend the next hour attempting to watch music.
Didn't you say I was in the infirmiry, having left Feyri? Or did she follow me?
In my mind you asked your question and then just wandered off, like kids tend to do.
Presentations done, let's start.
Start groping Celeste. If the Doc calls or sends a message, stop everything and go meet him.
Honk Honk Honk. You just keep honking from behind and she doesn't even seem to notice. Honk.
A moment later, a pair of phantom hands cupping her breasts brought her attention out of the VR completely and immediately.
(( :c I resent you ignoring this. I included that specifically to AVOID that line of interaction.))
I do actions in order. Next time, if you want to react immediately, edit that first action. Or strike it out so I know you want the later one.
Sorry that wasn't clear, but I do it that way for a reason.
((I'm not Xanmaryl.))
Wake up and look around for Blonko. If I don't find her, sniffle a bit and go searching for my stuff.
Damn your similar names and my lack of reading!
You get out of your pod. You are naked, sticky and confused. You look around for your parental corpse figure. No dice. You look around for your stuff. Even less dice. All you've got are 5 tokens, a box of uniforms and a dream.
Jobasio sighed. A tough customer.
He held up his free hand palm-outwards, as non-threateningly as possible.
"Okay, look. No need to worry, dear girl, I have only your best interests at heart. This is good stuff, it won't hurt you! See?"
>Pop a pill. Smile disarmingly. Give a single pill to my victim customer.
"Nothing harmful about it. Now, are you buying or am I wasting my time here? I've a whole ship filled with desperate people seeking a temporary escape from the horrors of their life, and it's you I choose to help. Does that not make you feel special at all? It's not often I sell at such a discount, you know."
You pop one of your pills
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And immediately collapse to the ground, unconscious and spasming.
Jackinthebox: Master Salesman.
Jobasio sighed. A tough customer.
He held up his free hand palm-outwards, as non-threateningly as possible.
"Okay, look. No need to worry, dear girl, I have only your best interests at heart. This is good stuff, it won't hurt you! See?"
>Pop a pill. Smile disarmingly. Give a single pill to my victim customer.
"Nothing harmful about it. Now, are you buying or am I wasting my time here? I've a whole ship filled with desperate people seeking a temporary escape from the horrors of their life, and it's you I choose to help. Does that not make you feel special at all? It's not often I sell at such a discount, you know."
put my hands back behind my back when he attempts to hand me something. back away slowly, shaking my head horizontally as i do so. upon bumping into the wall behind me, start writing a message on my wrist-comp, fixing any nervous typos as needed:
Please give me science fiction novels.
The Drug dealer appears to have solved his own problem, so to speak. The armory master hands you a paperback collection of science fiction stories. Yay! Progress!
Didn't you say I was in the infirmiry, having left Feyri? Or did she follow me?
((I'm still in the armory - you should be specific in your actions or PW will begin doing with them as he thinks they go, though it is explainable that you don't know much because nobody told you 
Also, first bolded actions are the ones followed. Any others must be strikethrough'd or in the least bolded, you need to strikethrough actions that are past, or are nulled by current events.
But...for purposes of clarity - I'm assuming that that event never happened , feel free to make a new action.))
Feyri then tapped out a message and showed it to the AM, having glanced over her shoulder to see who was...in contact with her behind.
Err, could I ask something? I know May, she was on the same mission as me once...
But is there anything you know about her? Like, backstory? Steve told me once of a virtual simulation which attempted...nearly the same, but in the VR and in a comedic tone - name was Renen and all.
For brevity: Do you know anything about this May character, and why...she's like this? Seems...very, err...deviant from normal attitude, even for a convict O_o
Granted, her typing skills were not to go to waste, having remembered that little kid who talked with her earlier.
Hiya Grate ^^
If you're receiving this, here's a few tips:
> You've a wristpad. It can send out messages to anyone, anywhere. Just type it in (using the quote button, hopefully putting in the name/receiver in the quotebox) and send. Just like texting!...back in the modern era, I'm sure you know of that. Unless history didn't teach you of the modern era :/
> The operator of the ship you're in is named Steve, he's an AI - Artificial Intelligence which runs mostly all of the working areas of this place. You can ask him anything, I'd bet he's be ready and...less snarking, to a kid you're age and attitude 
> Also, we've got the Armory Master, I'm sure you've seen her. Feel free to ask her too.
> Then there are the various laboratory technicians, staff and medical personnel. Ask them anything too! Except for one man, termed "The Doctor" - proper noun here, wearing a gas mask/filter mask. My opinion? Avoid at all costs...
He has...a very different worldview regarding life. Really. You do not want to talk to him. It's bad :/
With that, after sending a message to Grate, Feyri asks the AM the above - about May.
"She used to be a He, named Elizas or something like that."
"YOU ZTINK ZIS IZ A GAEM? YOUR ZILLY PLANZ VILL NAUGHT VORK ON MEH, ZILLY GWEEN HEIRED FEIR MAYDEN! NOOSTAH!"
Yank down Feyri's pants and run down the corridors screaming in a non-descript European accent. Grab the pizza from the Kitchen and go ruin some people's conversation.
You yank feyri's pants down and run off, screaming like an eastern European man with his hair on fire. You scream through the kitchen, grab a piece of pizza, take a bite, and then scream through the rec room.
Noticing the insane lady nearby, Charles tries to convince her to calm down and go to the infirmary.
She's moving a bit to fast, screaming a bit to much, and is a bit too May, for that to work.
Keep going. Motorboat her.
((I'm deciding if I should stop after this turn or keep going...What do the other players think, this is for fanservice purposes only ))
(Well, faith served her term as Ms. Fanservice, but her recent brush with death has rendered her incapable of continuing her duties. Tradition dictates we find a replacement)
You seize the opportunity of her clumsiness to motorboat those puppies.
Oh, you are making so many friends here. Clearly this will not backfire in any foreseeable fashion.
Hrm. Something is missing....
Find the sexiest spice I can and add it to the recipe. Offer a new sandwich to Renen May.
I call it: The Sexwich. You'll love it, trust me.
Cilantro is the sexist spice.
Think about it.
Thomas had spent some time lining up a shot, when a message popped up for him.
"Oh. Well that's unfortunate."
Get out of VR. Go protect May.
You get out of the VR and chase after May, attempting to protect her. Mostly from her self.
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