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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5923733 times)

MutzelRX

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12030 on: February 19, 2013, 04:27:49 am »

"What is he doing!? Trying to get him drunk? Anyways, time to get armed."

Discard the TV remote. Slowly retreat from the rec room, head to the Armory.

Um..hi. Do you have any tips on taking down Ivan?

Get a laser rifle, unless the AM recommends me something else.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12031 on: February 19, 2013, 08:18:56 am »

This is gonna hurt. Why am I even doing this?

Continue.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12032 on: February 19, 2013, 08:47:22 am »

Go to the AM, get the monoatomic sword. Then go to Rec room.

((Does my bonus work with any sword or only katanas?))
« Last Edit: February 19, 2013, 09:04:56 am by Grunhill »
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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

"Steve, they're trying to talk to us. We need an orbital bombardment NOW!"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12033 on: February 19, 2013, 09:36:27 am »

I don't believe it. Solid objects that can provide support always consist of some kind of matter, it can't be energy, 'force field', or anything like that - especially not vacuum. All matter has some kind of taste, I am absolutely sure of reading about that. Or was that smell? Both, I think.
Poke at the "ground". If it remains corporeal, try scraping the "ground" with my teeth. See if it tastes or smells anything.
Do not move my legs.


(( Yes, I could use the knife, but the teeth damage potential is much, much smaller. Or so Maurice believes, at least.))
« Last Edit: February 19, 2013, 09:40:05 am by Nikitian »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12034 on: February 19, 2013, 09:48:53 am »

"Alright. It's not a good plan, but it's a plan."

Anton moves out towards the Rec room, carefully peeking into it from the corridor.

"Hm, nobody is dead here yet... and they have him distracted. Good. Steve, where is this implant located, exactly? I don't suppose it'll be an easy target to hit."

Make way to Rec room. Try to remain unnoticed by Ivan. Using directions from Steve, line up a shot on Ivan, as precisely aimed at the shock implant's supposed location as possible. Do not fire yet, but keep other hand on safety switch to fire immediately if somebody else does.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12035 on: February 19, 2013, 10:55:42 am »

"Errrr. Man. This diplomacy thing is hard."

Crouch down to Ivan's level, and scan him again, this time looking for anything that looks man-made.

((....The mental image of a horrifing being of pure destruction playing with bits of glass is.... amusing.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12036 on: February 19, 2013, 11:28:21 am »

(Hah! Piecewise mentioned me in the ER talk #2. :) In case you were wondering: the reason it seems like I thought everything out is simply because Hyperion's multiverse is designed for a hard-scifi game and subsequent novel rather than a strict roleplay environment. The roleplay aspect is really just me having fun with non-canonical concepts and alternate storylines. I completely trashed the original Rise of Hyperion premise and completely rewrote the history of Earth for this one. This new RP is my attempt at running something more like ER - making it up as I go. Lets see where the winds of Fate guide us. ;) )

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12037 on: February 19, 2013, 12:19:14 pm »

put sword away then go to armoury master and get a barrel of beer Ivan can drink from then take it back to rec room and put it in front of Ivan.

"Here is more beer for you Ivan.

((Let's hope getting him drunk wont kill us.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12038 on: February 19, 2013, 12:28:00 pm »

((With our luck, he'll be like Rock Lee. ._.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12039 on: February 19, 2013, 12:33:07 pm »

((Wonder what an Altered drinking song would sound like?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12040 on: February 19, 2013, 12:34:39 pm »

((Killer mist in the mission thread and a monster that can kill every inmate on ship. Both are "lovely" scenarios.))

((Wonder what an Altered drinking song would sound like?))
((Hissing with the occasional gurgle and the sound of their victims' entrails falling on the floor, I suppose.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12041 on: February 19, 2013, 12:41:58 pm »

sigh, put shoes back on, pick up my favorite light jacket (powder blue with white trim) from back home off the ground beside me and put it on, then meander over towards the door, hands clasped behind my back.
circle the door three times at a leisurely pace, noting any differences between the front and back sides of the door. also note the location of the door hinges, determine what direction the door opens.
Finally, stop next to the door and turn to look at Maurice, with my head tilted towards my right side. make eye contact.

pay close attention to my gut feelings throughout this process, if something spooks me then back towards Maurice, while facing whatever spooked me.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12042 on: February 19, 2013, 02:35:23 pm »

((I think the people getting mindfucked by the AM made the best possible choice. Either the Armory Master will protect them or they will die painlessly. Both better prospects then that of their shipmates currently poking the archdemon.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12043 on: February 19, 2013, 02:45:36 pm »

((Still ain't poking. If I find what I'm looking for, then I will poke. And dude, I got a couple cases in the wrec room.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12044 on: February 19, 2013, 02:47:09 pm »

((Killer mist in the mission thread and a monster that can kill every inmate on ship. Both are "lovely" scenarios.))

((Wonder what an Altered drinking song would sound like?))
((Hissing with the occasional gurgle and the sound of their victims' entrails falling on the floor, I suppose.))
((I'm dead and I'm safer than everyone else.))
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