((edit: okay, new posts. Moving to separate post so it doesn't get lost.
Also, I consulted the Anagram Server... "Einsteinian Roulette" anagrams to "Alien Intestine E-Tour". Or "An Elite Sneer Tuition". Both work, I think. ))
Anton's eyes widen at the capabilities presented by the Tinker program. "A.. personal workshop. With unlimited tools, unlimited resources, and no buildings full of innocents to accidentally destroy. All I ever wanted..." He let off a... cackle? Not one to normally feel emotional, Anton was surprised at the wave of excitement overcoming him. "Oh, this... this... now, this will be interesting."
Anton immediately dives into the wealth of options presented by the simulation. Accustoming himself to the extensive list of commands, he has the program display him a list of all standard equipment available in the Armory on a separate virtual panel. The panel turns out to be rather large, as the list is filled with an assortment of conventional, unconventional, and exotic weaponry, as well as a selection of armors and miscellaneous gear. Anton looks over the list, smiles, and cracks his fingers in anticipation.
"Well then... let's start at the top... and go in sequence."
Examine each weapon, device, and armor in turn, keeping note of any immediately available documentation such as basic technical stats.
Start project log, performing experiments in sequence, and saving each project before moving on to the next.
Project HL-A001: "Beam Spork"
> Explode and examine construction of a typical hand laser.
> Attempt separating the laser generator and focusing chambers, and replicate them on the middle and ring fingers of the hand laser.
> If successful, estimate cost of a single unit as-is, and the cost of two units refitted to run off the smallest generator capable of running them both continuously. (both are connected by power lines to the generator on the back of the wearer)
Project TAL-002: "Gungnir"
> Explode and examine the construction of a Laser Rifle and a Tesla Saber.
> Attempt bisecting the Tesla Saber's electrodes and containment circuits to fit on either side of the LasRifle's focusing chambers without losing function, a-la "tesla bayonet".
> If successful, test the effects of having a Laser-Induced Plasma Channel introduced into the electric discharge of the saber, with the saber's containment field turned off. (basically, fire through an active tesla arc and see if it's possible to convert the standard laser rifle into an electrolaser)
> Try several similar configurations, especially one with a tesla saber simply clipped to the underside of the rifle, but made to intersect the laser beam when active.
> If any configuration is successful, observe results on standard suits MkI through MkIII, as well as on an unarmored human with both the saber and the laser set to minimum power.
Project KB-S003: "Token of Appreciation"
> Examine the effects of imparting a significant force on two Kinetic Amplifiers set up to activate sequentially (Save everything beforehand!).
> Respawn.
> Construct a compact device consisting of two Kin-Amps separated by a thin buffer of easily crushable material (a crumple zone to build some momentum), sandwiched between steel discs. Place a small amount of conventional high-explosive with a micro-detonator on one side of the sandwich, and a miniature battery enough to power both amps exactly once on the other. Encase everything in a metallic cylinder roughly resembling a coin.
> Set up a test area. A Battlesuit standing a kilometer away from observation point, the constructed device fixed to its chestplate via strong adhesive.
> Activate detonator, observe results.
> If successful one way or another, consider ways to make the device safe to handle.
Project G-AD004: "Daisycutter"
> Examine monofilament used in monorazors.
> Devise and test a way of storing a length (about 3m) of monofilament wire in a compact manner, with the capability to easily release it when needed. (I don't remember what Bishop did with his bola rounds..)
> If successful, assemble a grenade-like device containing two sets of such monofilament containers, being spun in opposite directions by a powerful motor, releasing monofilament as the motor builds up speed.
> Test the device as an area-denial grenade. It should rip into the ground with the wire and spin under the force of two sets of rotors rotating in opposite directions, creating a temporary 3m radius sphere of destruction impassable to lightly armored enemies. Test against, say, a rhinoceros stampede.
> If unsuccessful, ponder ways to improve the device.
Project MC-Sh005: "Modular Assault Suit"
> Examine MkIII suit.
> Devise a way to modify it so as to make the entire rocket pod assembly easily detachable and reattachable by the wearer without external help.
> Look into possibilities to add external mounts for weapons and components throughout the rest of the exoskeleton for possible future module additions.
> Perform modifications to a virtual MkIII suit and test it and a standard MkIII. Note any differences in performance.
> Get a coffee, keep working.
((That's enough ideas for one post... let's try not to overload the GM.
edit: spoilered projects to reduce OMGWALLOFTEXT factor of post))
alright, lets start from the top. This is gonna be a fast overview since there are lots.
1. Saser Lork.
So this basically amounts to stripping the shooty bits out of two hand lasers and sticking them on your other fingers eh? Well, that would basically cost 3 tokens. However, if you run it off the same battery source it's gonna drain that battery 3 times as fast. With a generator, like 4 tokens. The things are low power enough.
2.Gungeer
I have no freaking idea if electro-lasers like that are even physically possible. Or what they would be like if they were/are.Uh.
HEY PYRO, you know a lot about this sort of thing, right? I'm calling you in as a technical adviser here.Is this possible or is he trying to use some sort of jedi mindtrick on me?
3. Toucan of apprehension
Ah the old amp strapped to an amp, strapped to a bomb eh? Well, it's not gonna be coin sized, least not a realistic sized and shaped coin. But it works in theory. Depending on the size of the explosive you can create a very dangerous directional shockwave this way. However, the more powerful it gets the more you have a "Bleeding" effect where the shockwave isn't as directed anymore. and when you stack the two together you're gonna have a shockwave thats very powerful in one direction but still dangerous in all others as well, including backwards. So this works, but you'll need a powerful body or suit to survive it and it will probably kill your teammates.
-princess peach stabber
The monofilaments are really only that dangerous when they're vibrating. The bola rounds vibrated the filaments, as do the razors, so for this to work for you you would have to find some way to vibrate those filaments while they spin. Or something similar.
-Mick Tree ashoot zoot.
Removing those pods without help would be easy enough, you can just jettison them, but putting them back on is gonna be a problem. I suppose you could prop them up and lay back on them or something, but its not exactly a great plan.
As per mounts for things, yeah, you could fairly easily stick some mounts for weapons on the exoskeleton of a mk III. The specific mount might vary depending on the weapon, but you can do it.
"Steve? Does the HMRC have any area-denial weapons or turrets or urban-combat weapons that cost 6 tokens or less?"
>Do nuclear weapons count? Just wanted to find a chemical with an extreme temp to cost ratio, i guess i can use clf3
read description of poacher program
Boot tinker
Load the light amps from standard suit and try to modify them to produce only infrared light.
Load an infrared sensor.
Tie the sensor into the suits systems.
How would i go about making MRI vision? If all goes according to plan i may never have to see in colour again.
Lets see:
The poacher program is a simulation of bounty hunting in a pre-altared war time period when artificially modified humans were more common.
Also, light amps don't produce light. They're kind of like night vision goggles, they just amplify light the suit is picking up.
As per MRI eyes...I don't know if that would work, since you'd need to put everything under a massive magnetic field to get all the atoms to line up in one way.
((Ok then Ill do that later I guess))
-Save for later
-Are there any mono-atomic wires that are extremely hard to break?
-If so create a mono-atomic whip with a kinetic amp at the end with a metal holster allowing for switches between add those vibration motors in the ?hilt? or wherever produces a similar effect as the mono-atomic razor's shredding action. In the hilt add a motor to retract the wire and a gauss coil intergated to allow it to be fired to breach with the kinetic amp
An interesting weapon. Straight mono-filament will break under those conditions, but we can probably work out a work around for that. However that amp at the end is gonna be problematic. With the thing vibrating that amp is gonna be going off like crazy, not to mention just whipping around like wild, smashing into things with very little control. It would end very poorly for people who stood too near, including the handler.
"Sweet! Err... Where do I get this installed?"
Learn where to get my Amp installed, then go over there & get it done.
You bop on over to the magic infirmary shack and get your godbox installed.
Answer:
No, it's better to continue the way I am now and continue training. Test my limits and see what I can do now. Can we continue the training?
Get ready to avoid any incomming bullets with bullet time and, when the bullets stop, try an attack.
(I'll give you a hint before, since you don't really know how fast or slow bullet time is. it's not slow enough to let you dodge bullets. It is however slow enough to let you see where someone is aiming and to dodge according to that instead. )
((Normal booze.))
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You chug the entire bottle of HMRC standard. You then gently place the bottle on the ground before falling face first to the ground, unconscious.
Check the remote for any channel list/program list/teletext/other informational button, use that to find a channel currently reporting on that approaching thing, and switch to that channel, if at all possible.
"That actually sounds vaguely familiar... right, one of the missions Faith told me about..."
The second mission..." ...
Eventually it turned out that the place was led by some strange, very large man who had apparently been part of a commune. He and his people were essentially Altered hiveminds, I guess? Anyway he agreed to not ram his nebula-thing into important worlds and we left, though not before experimenting with memory clearings.
Think. Are there other related phenomena I might have heard about?
You find no such buttons or systems on the tv remote. in fact, all it has is channel up and down and volume up and down. The hell kind of neo-amish shit is this?
Also, you can't particularly think of any connected phenomena. Well, nothing really connected at least. I mean, "Weird shit wot be in space" is kinda too big a category for you these days.
Continue watching tv.
The shiatsu-man wins best in show. What a lovely rump.