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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11460 on: January 18, 2013, 11:50:41 pm »

Still only have two questions for the Q&A thing. Remember, send them in a PM to me or they won't get asked.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11461 on: January 19, 2013, 03:26:30 am »

((that was...unexpected.))

Reboot VR. Go on to battle of Hexbarax and replace all UWM forces with Bolos.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11462 on: January 19, 2013, 04:45:06 am »

((Hmm What do I have?))

Show the clerk the singularity gun specs (what it could theoretically do)but  and offer to retrieve some extra stuff for them next mission along with the fruits of my experiment if there are any.
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So it was like a binary search, except the question is "Has the input been brutally murdered?", and it only ever returns True.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11463 on: January 19, 2013, 06:46:17 am »

((Hmm What do I have?))

Show the clerk the singularity gun specs (what it could theoretically do)but  and offer to retrieve some extra stuff for them next mission along with the fruits of my experiment if there are any.

((You could always volunteer to be experimented on. I'm sure they have all sorts of alien stuff that need someone to try them. If you're lucky you might even get some superpowers. What could possibly go wrong?))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11464 on: January 19, 2013, 07:13:40 am »

((You could always volunteer to be experimented on. I'm sure they have all sorts of alien stuff that need someone to try them. If you're lucky you might even get some superpowers. What could possibly go wrong?))
((Ask Tim- oh right, he had his heart ripped out by a flaming avatar of madness.

So see? There's nobody around who's had bad experiences with that stuff!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11465 on: January 19, 2013, 08:29:10 am »

((If I'm experimented on by anyone I'd choose the doc most likely as his would be the most awesome and lest likely to kill me, although some RnD experimentation might be allowable as long as they understand just what there doing))

If they dont accept my offers ask if they need a guniea pig for anything
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11466 on: January 19, 2013, 11:20:47 am »

After spending a few hours reading and analysing the simulation logs, Maurice finally exited the VR and stretched his legs.
It was a bit tiresome, I'd better have a break. Now, the datapad.
Save & Exit. Literature time!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11467 on: January 19, 2013, 12:11:17 pm »

Look deeper, and see if there are any other layers in the cube.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11468 on: January 19, 2013, 01:55:33 pm »

Check the datapad if there is a way to easily set up an autoresponder already, say with keyword filtering, and if the autoresponse can take attachments (namely the game).
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11469 on: January 19, 2013, 06:30:51 pm »

"What ..? Screw it, might as well do some tests."
((Would I boot Tinker or Duel to do some shooting tests?))
Boot correct VR program (see above question), spawn a laser rifle, also spawn 4 dummy targets in MkII suits. Place the targets in different ranges: 50m, 100m, 200m, 400m.

Shoot each target; see how long I need to fire a continuous beam to penetrate the suits
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11470 on: January 20, 2013, 12:16:05 am »

totally worth it

Hmmm....

boot tinker, give flamwthrower seperated plate armor over the fuel line (Think doctor octupus arms)
Make sure my heavy gauss rifle has the enlarged coils and power pack
Get quotes on production cost and combat specs for both weapons


Im thinking of trying to build an echolocation module for the suits HUD's so people can still see while wielding my neo-therm flamethrower

Alrighty, lets see.

Fuel line armor: good.
Increase gauss rifle power: How much? Twice as powerful? Three times?

Production costs: Depends on a few things. Namely how much more powerful you want that thing to be, and how big you want your tanks of Neo-therm.

((that was...unexpected.))

Reboot VR. Go on to battle of Hexbarax and replace all UWM forces with Bolos.


You reboot the Machine and go back to Hexbarax. Once there you replace all the members of the UWM forces with Bolo's. The Altered don't seem to afraid of them though, since two weights with a cord between them can do little on their own.

((Hmm What do I have?))

Show the clerk the singularity gun specs (what it could theoretically do)but  and offer to retrieve some extra stuff for them next mission along with the fruits of my experiment if there are any.

"So." he says, looking at the plans on his datapad, "We have plans for an extremely expensive gun that just might-emphasis on might-not kill it's user, plus your assurances that you'll do the job you're already supposed to do? Yeah, not exactly big money here."

He shakes his head.

((If I'm experimented on by anyone I'd choose the doc most likely as his would be the most awesome and lest likely to kill me, although some RnD experimentation might be allowable as long as they understand just what there doing))

If they dont accept my offers ask if they need a guniea pig for anything


"Hmm. I dunno. I mean we can have any human specimens we want pretty much any time. We've got a nice lab full of no-brainers for physical testing, but we might need someone for mental testing eventually...or a nice girl for a date."

His eyes go dull for a moment and he gets a far away look.

After spending a few hours reading and analysing the simulation logs, Maurice finally exited the VR and stretched his legs.
It was a bit tiresome, I'd better have a break. Now, the datapad.
Save & Exit. Literature time!

You save, exit and go sit on the couch with your datapad in hand.

Look deeper, and see if there are any other layers in the cube.
You squint and stare as hard as you can. There's more deeper in there but...but you can't make heads or tails of it. The bits of math that are beginning to appear aren't even in English. You're not even sure if they're actually math, just looking at them is making your eyes itch.

Check the datapad if there is a way to easily set up an autoresponder already, say with keyword filtering, and if the autoresponse can take attachments (namely the game).

Easy way? no. You could make a program for that though.

"What ..? Screw it, might as well do some tests."
((Would I boot Tinker or Duel to do some shooting tests?))
Boot correct VR program (see above question), spawn a laser rifle, also spawn 4 dummy targets in MkII suits. Place the targets in different ranges: 50m, 100m, 200m, 400m.

Shoot each target; see how long I need to fire a continuous beam to penetrate the suits

Less then a second, less then a second, about a second, about 2 seconds.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11471 on: January 20, 2013, 12:20:20 am »

"Hmm. I dunno. I mean we can have any human specimens we want pretty much any time. We've got a nice lab full of no-brainers for physical testing, but we might need someone for mental testing eventually...or a nice girl for a date."

His eyes go dull for a moment and he gets a far away look.
((Faith's ears are burning.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11472 on: January 20, 2013, 12:43:24 am »

Hmmm... the round has been scaled up quite a bit so lets say three times to be on the safe side.
As for the neotherm canisters lets say enough for 20 minutes

make changes, get quote
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11473 on: January 20, 2013, 01:00:25 am »

((Was he saying he had no test subject required or that he wont give me the crystal in exchange for those specs?))

Offer to be guinea pig / go on an extra mission objective for them / do something
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11474 on: January 20, 2013, 05:03:45 am »

Replace Bolos with Baneblades. lots of Baneblades.
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