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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6000687 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11190 on: December 30, 2012, 09:28:37 pm »

(If no one else will, I'll go along with it at least. Jim's penalties should make anything he has to say particularly ridiculous. :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11191 on: December 30, 2012, 09:48:59 pm »

((Any conversation based on speech rolls could very quickly derail into two people making fart noises at each other. :P))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11192 on: December 30, 2012, 09:55:31 pm »

(([Speech:3-2]"sex butts death blood boobies kittens ponies! fart fart fart"
[Speech:6+1]"Eloquently put my soon to be dead walking pile of flesh. I find this an excellent if somewhat lewed and extravagant critique of the materialism that has taken control of modern man and guides him down a self-destructive path of immorality and decedance. Do you have anything else to add, o shining beacon of modern western philosophy?"
[Speech:1-2]You try to speak, but instead you choke with your own tongue. You are dead.
[Charisma:6-1+1]You do however manage to look very cool. For a dead guy. Who died by choking with his own tongue while trying to speak. Yes, very cool indeed.You're the sexiest most helpless and naked corpse in a room full of crazy criminals. Yes, this is definetly going to end well.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11193 on: December 30, 2012, 11:01:17 pm »

((Totally unrealistic.


Expecting people to have pluses to cha or speech, sheesh!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11194 on: December 30, 2012, 11:26:41 pm »

((What if... what if PW made it so most would make speech/charisma dump skills/stats just so he could do a lot of amusing things whenever someone is foolish enough to let him roll for them...

Also, going back through the thread, remember Bishop's psycho sheep hallucination? It predicted Timmy. Right after Timmy started messing with the "magic" ball, it popped up and said thus:
You're headed toward the research labs when you notice the Sheep beside you again.
"It was not meant to be seen." It says without looking at you, "Fear those it has touched."

Timmy touched it. He turned into something to be feared.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11195 on: December 30, 2012, 11:31:30 pm »

(Agh, I keep forgetting. Jim actually has 8 Cha, so his penalties aren't as bad as I keep thinking them to be. >.<)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11196 on: December 30, 2012, 11:38:21 pm »

((What if... what if PW made it so most would make speech/charisma dump skills/stats just so he could do a lot of amusing things whenever someone is foolish enough to let him roll for them...

Also, going back through the thread, remember Bishop's psycho sheep hallucination? It predicted Timmy. Right after Timmy started messing with the "magic" ball, it popped up and said thus:
You're headed toward the research labs when you notice the Sheep beside you again.
"It was not meant to be seen." It says without looking at you, "Fear those it has touched."

Timmy touched it. He turned into something to be feared.))
((Creepy.))


(Agh, I keep forgetting. Jim actually has 8 Cha, so his penalties aren't as bad as I keep thinking them to be. >.<)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11197 on: December 30, 2012, 11:43:12 pm »

(Jim might mumble nonsense in a incomprehensible manner, but Faith is still going to want to tap that robotic ass after the conversation is what you're trying to say? :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11198 on: December 30, 2012, 11:49:05 pm »

((Jim might try pulling a Big Jim Slade.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11199 on: December 30, 2012, 11:54:32 pm »

(Yeah, it's too bad I made his last name Kelly, really. XD I should've made it Slade because that's a great scene and good thing to reference in general. Only problem is that Slade sounds like a 'trying too hard to be cool' kind of last name, y'know?)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11200 on: December 31, 2012, 12:09:00 am »

((You're talking to the guy whose two characters so far have had Latin, or, at least, kind-of Latin names.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11201 on: December 31, 2012, 12:13:50 am »

(Yeah, but yours are scientists so they at least have somewhat of a plausible reason to be named that. Jim, in-character, named himself. :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11202 on: December 31, 2012, 01:23:58 am »

(Yeah, it's too bad I made his last name Kelly, really. XD I should've made it Slade because that's a great scene and good thing to reference in general. Only problem is that Slade sounds like a 'trying too hard to be cool' kind of last name, y'know?)
((But I liked his name :/

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11203 on: December 31, 2012, 02:11:32 am »

(Which name, Kelly or Slade? James Kelly is a good name, I was joking about being Big Jim Slade. :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #11204 on: December 31, 2012, 09:20:09 am »

((Part of me is tempted, when Gorat dies, to create a Only Cha, Only Speech character. Maybe some point in Conventional so they know which end of the gun not to point at their head (and not be fully useless).))

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