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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[anailater]

((Taking bets here
2-1 on a warning
5-1 on mental trauma
10-1 on agony))

[Yoink]

((Nah, she's gonna shock us all by half-smiling and rolling her eyes before going back to her magazine.

WITH THESE SORT OF ODDS I COULD MAKE A LOT OF MONEEEEEY))

[Toaster]

((It takes more than that for her to kill you.  Hell, she only threatened Elisaz at first when he tried to pull up a nude VR version of her- she only maimed him when he tried to push it further.))

[Knight Otu]

"... I better start over."

Rewrite my old game from scratch on the data pad. Keep the train simulation.

[Tavik Toth]

Go back to VR and load duel. Be in a armour shrike. Have a passive civilian in front then test how gory the civilians death is when being hit by the mechs rifle.
"Seems I'll have to get one of those container things. Or if I save up, a MFM or something."

[anailater]

((It takes more than that for her to kill you.  Hell, she only threatened Elisaz at first when he tried to pull up a nude VR version of her- she only maimed him when he tried to push it further.))

((Yeah but the thing that pushed her over the edge was Blushing!))

[Parsely]

Burst from the simulator and rush towards Maurice whilst screaming.

[kisame12794]

"What? Huh. Maybe if I toss birdseed?"

Head to the Armory, and ask for birdseed.

[IronyOwl]

((It takes more than that for her to kill you.  Hell, she only threatened Elisaz at first when he tried to pull up a nude VR version of her- she only maimed him when he tried to push it further.))

((Yeah but the thing that pushed her over the edge was Blushing!))

((He did have kind of a record before that; even prior to this, she'd basically preemptively told him that she's murder him if he flirted with her again.

I suspect she'll be utterly unimpressed but nonhomicidal.))

[piecewise]

Sounds reasonable; I'll take it.

Oh, and you look really nice today. None of my damned business, of course. Mauirce smiled and walked out of the armory.
Take the metal box and put the alien weapon inside; put the box on my belt.
Go to the (w)rec room and look around. Are my paintings still there where I left them? What about Brother Lars's shrine to Steve?

The armory master hands you the box an raises an eyebrow at your comment but does nothing else. You hook on your new box and then head for the Rec room. Your paintings and the shrine are still here but they have been thrown about a bit.

"... I better start over."

Rewrite my old game from scratch on the data pad. Keep the train simulation.

Did you want it to be any more special now that it's on a different platform? Maybe add somethings? A dick waving simulator or something.

Go back to VR and load duel. Be in a armour shrike. Have a passive civilian in front then test how gory the civilians death is when being hit by the mechs rifle.
"Seems I'll have to get one of those container things. Or if I save up, a MFM or something."

The civilian kind of just half vanishes in a big red poof, his lower half falling to the ground with a wet plop.

Burst from the simulator and rush towards Maurice whilst screaming.

You leap from the simulator and run screaming toward maurice for some reason. Maurice seems nonplussed.

"What? Huh. Maybe if I toss birdseed?"

Head to the Armory, and ask for birdseed.

You cannot move. Your legs are wood. Are you dense? Are you Photosynthesizing? You're the goddamn Barkman.

[Doomblade187]

Duck back behind the doorway and greet anyone that comes through with a monoatomic sword to the torso.

[Tavik Toth]

Now have the civilian be able to talk then pull the civvies right arm.

[kisame12794]

"Uhhhh. I have made a terrible mistake. Don't panic, don't panic. Everything will be fine."

Examine griffins with my goggleye.

[Nikitian]

Uh, hello, good sir?
VR fever is even worse these days. Back then, it only made people want to tinker above all else... What next, random violence?

Contemplate on the Commandments of Steve. Try to connect the datapad to the Net wirelessly.

[piecewise]

Duck back behind the doorway and greet anyone that comes through with a monoatomic sword to the torso.

[dex:6+2]
[enemy dex:1]
You take a mad swing at the man coming out of the doorway. The man ducks directly into it and loses the entire top of his head. You're in the middle of pulling the blade back and regaining your balance when the second man comes through the door.

Now have the civilian be able to talk then pull the civvies right arm.

The entire upper half of the civilian is pudding. This makes talking and arm holding difficult.

"Uhhhh. I have made a terrible mistake. Don't panic, don't panic. Everything will be fine."

Examine griffins with my goggleye.

You try to close your eyes but your entire body is stiff and immovable. You seem to have become a tree.

This is less then ideal.

Uh, hello, good sir?
VR fever is even worse these days. Back then, it only made people want to tinker above all else... What next, random violence?

Contemplate on the Commandments of Steve. Try to connect the datapad to the Net wirelessly.

The commandment of "Don't be incompetent" seems very easy to understand...and depressingly hard to follow.

You try to connect your datapad up to the internet, but it seems like the computers must be wired in directly.