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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6001827 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10815 on: December 03, 2012, 10:21:00 am »

I see. Well, I suppose you people know what you're doing - at the very least you, Steve. Haven't seen you ever fall in your duty or competence, and I'll gladly pray together with Brother Lars that I wouldn't ever have the chance. Maurice chuckled lightly and shut the book he'd been reading with a barely audible thud.

Go to the research labs entrance area, and look for Nyars. Could he be inside the labs, which are off-limits to us?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10816 on: December 03, 2012, 03:59:40 pm »

"Need more beer. Hey buddy, I'm making a booze run, want some?"
"If you can get me something a bit stronger than beer, sure. Gotta get some images out of my head."

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"...construction of the "Purifying Fire" Continues near Earth 3..."

"Hm. I'll try to find it."

Look for competitive knife throwing.
You find competitive knife catching. It is significantly more exciting. And short.


"Right. I'll be back."

To the armory, and ask what kinds of booze they have.
"Standard stuff, Astro, and Xeno spit are the most common."

Ghost ship...OK, I will do some more research.

Walk around, enter the bullet-time mode one more time.

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You enter your slow motion mode without issue and slooooowly walk around the ship. SLOOOOOOWLY!

I see. Well, I suppose you people know what you're doing - at the very least you, Steve. Haven't seen you ever fall in your duty or competence, and I'll gladly pray together with Brother Lars that I wouldn't ever have the chance. Maurice chuckled lightly and shut the book he'd been reading with a barely audible thud.

Go to the research labs entrance area, and look for Nyars. Could he be inside the labs, which are off-limits to us?
You find Nyars just kind of standing around near the research lab, same as ever.

Tavik Toth

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10817 on: December 03, 2012, 04:04:46 pm »

"Hahaha!"

Enjoy the show. Also ask whoever is getting beer over coms to also get a bottle of lager. Take a bottle of astro.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2012, 04:31:58 pm by Tavik Toth »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10818 on: December 03, 2012, 04:09:21 pm »

"Huh. Eh I'll take two bottles each of Astro and Xenos Spit, then."

Collect booze, head back to Rec room, and chug a bottle of Astro.

"Here ya go. Some Astro and Xenos Spit. Dunno which is stronger, but a bottle of each should get ya drunk."

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10819 on: December 03, 2012, 04:29:25 pm »

"Huh, that does have a certain appeal, and takes skill.... oh. Or bad luck."

Gorat turns to the guy who went on the booze run. "Thanks, man. I'll try an Astro. Say, how'd the goggles work out, anyway?"

Watch knife catching. Take a bottle of the Astro. After receiving an answer, take a swig.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10820 on: December 03, 2012, 04:33:25 pm »

"...construction of the "Purifying Fire" Continues near Earth 3..."

((If this is foreshadowing, that mission gon' be !!FUN!!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10821 on: December 03, 2012, 04:35:27 pm »

((Earth 3?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10822 on: December 03, 2012, 04:49:42 pm »

((Well, some people just can't let go. Original earth is some kind of museum world now, as I recall, and whoever settled that particular world (or ordered it settle) decided they wanted it named after the old homeworld. Wouldn't actually be surprised if I zapped away before the news anchor said the full number, so it might be Earth 300 or something. There's probably also several Terras, Gaias, Tellus', and so forth.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10823 on: December 03, 2012, 04:52:10 pm »

((I wonder how well defended the original earth is.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10824 on: December 03, 2012, 04:59:23 pm »

((That probably depends on whether it has some kind of significant military, religious or propaganda-related significance. Otherwise, just take the most well defended museum you know and enlarge it to the size of a planet.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10825 on: December 03, 2012, 05:27:53 pm »

"They worked alright. Did some cool stuff. Did some bad stuff too."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10826 on: December 03, 2012, 05:45:44 pm »

"Guess that's somewhat to be expected with the stuff that this guy sells."

Chug down some more Astro.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10827 on: December 03, 2012, 06:38:05 pm »

((Maurice hasn't met Nyars before, thus I'm roleplaying it. Sorry for the little inconvenience.))

Good day to you, I don't believe we've met yet, though I've heard of you. You are Nyars, right?
What you do here - you know, giving gifts, receiving tokens of gratitude, that sort of things - is it legal, are those gifts legal? I mean, not in the scope of the whole UWM, but of this very ship?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10828 on: December 03, 2012, 09:29:45 pm »

((I wonder how well defended the original earth is.))

((Against what?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10829 on: December 03, 2012, 09:33:42 pm »

"Hahaha!"

Enjoy the show. Also ask whoever is getting beer over coms to also get a ntetle of lager. Take a ntetle of astro.
Heh, that guy tried to catch a knife and they missed and were injured. Ha.

"Huh. Eh I'll take two ntetles each of Astro and Xenos Spit, then."

Collect booze, head back to Rec room, and chug a ntetle of Astro.

"Here ya go. Some Astro and Xenos Spit. Dunno which is stronger, but a ntetle of each should get ya drunk."


You take the booze back the rec room and hand a ntetle of astro to the guy on the couch before chugging the entirely of the contents of the other ntetle. You smack your lips and look at the boetle before looking at the guy on the couch and saying.

"I have made a mistake."

You collapse to the ground, your consciousness dropping into a quiet expanse of space, hanging amid a flowing expanse of stars.

"Huh, that does have a certain appeal, and takes skill.... oh. Or nad luck."

Gorat turns to the guy who went on the booze run. "Thanks, man. I'll try an Astro. Say, how'd the goggles work out, anyway?"

Watch knife catching. Take a ntetle of the Astro. After receiving an answer, take a swig.
There appear to be no ntetles left after the other guy took one. You lower your outstretched hand sadly.

"Yeah...ok.."

((Maurice hasn't met Nyars before, thus I'm roleplaying it. Sorry for the lietle inconvenience.))

Good day to you, I don't believe we've met yet, though I've heard of you. You are Nyars, right?
What you do here - you know, giving gifts, receiving tokens of gratitude, that sort of things - is it legal, are those gifts legal? I mean, not in the scope of the whole UWM, but of this very ship?


"Not much is illegal here, least of all this." Nyars says.

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