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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6014998 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10545 on: November 23, 2012, 04:02:51 am »

((Speech rolls are more fun. I leave it to fate.))
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"Human limbs aren't very useful. They keep breaking and bleeding and falling off. Because they're fleshy. I'd like to learn a bit more about limbs that don't fall off."

The doctor pulls a bonesaw out of his jacket.

"Care for  test drive?"

"Figures. The boys in the coats don't tell the men on the deck shit. Do you want to buy this thing back?"

Ask.
"Yeah, because I don't have enough frighteningly dangerous alien crap." There is a long, awkward pause. "Thats a no, skippy."

((You're probably thinking of Nekarios, who got his legs replaced with spidertentacle things. I think that was mainly him asking for some enhancements and then getting more than he bargained for, not a literal failed speech roll. Could be wrong, though.

Also, and fairly ironically, it was those spiderlegs that allowed him to kill himself and I think two others. The Doctor just insisted!))
It was pyro's character. And actually he got his spider legs removed because he whined to the doctor that he didn't like them. In fact, the doctor took them back, telling him that he wasn't a good test subject because he would die soon.

And then he died. Spooky.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10546 on: November 23, 2012, 04:12:11 am »

((You're probably thinking of Nekarios, who got his legs replaced with spidertentacle things. I think that was mainly him asking for some enhancements and then getting more than he bargained for, not a literal failed speech roll. Could be wrong, though.

Also, and fairly ironically, it was those spiderlegs that allowed him to kill himself and I think two others. The Doctor just insisted!))
It was pyro's character. And actually he got his spider legs removed because he whined to the doctor that he didn't like them. In fact, the doctor took them back, telling him that he wasn't a good test subject because he would die soon.

And then he died. Spooky.
((I remember that part, but I also distinctly remember him having the spider legs which allowed him to scurry along the face of the dam in the first place.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10547 on: November 23, 2012, 04:33:37 am »

(It wasn't the spiderlegs but the other legs that he wanted but didn't originally get. I think. Pyro can probably clear it up.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10548 on: November 23, 2012, 05:40:46 am »

He got digitigrade legs that still let him walk around on the walls.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10549 on: November 23, 2012, 08:07:07 am »

"I suppose I should have expected that. I'll take a small green hexagon then."

Buy a small green hexagon with no lines.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10550 on: November 23, 2012, 09:07:28 am »

Yes. Giggle. Do as the Doktor asks.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10551 on: November 23, 2012, 10:43:12 am »

Gorat notices that someone is buying from the nearby mystery-monger, he calls out to him. "Excuse me, when you get your item, can you share what it is or seems to be? Send it to 'Gorat 'Chin' Ivanos' if you do, please?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10552 on: November 23, 2012, 10:47:46 am »

"You want weird stuff? I'll sell you my cube."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10553 on: November 23, 2012, 10:56:13 am »

"Not as such. I just want to know what you get from that capsule. Couldn't afford that cube anyway right now... what kind of capsule did it come from, by the way, and have you figured out what it does?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10554 on: November 23, 2012, 11:00:23 am »

"Uhh. I dunno. I think it vaporizes stuff, judging by the pool of human goo I found near it. Five token for the cube?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10555 on: November 23, 2012, 11:05:49 am »

"...I think I'll pass, sorry."

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10556 on: November 23, 2012, 11:36:13 am »

"Wimp."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10557 on: November 23, 2012, 11:39:38 am »

"It's hardly wrong to not want to be mopped up from the floor."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10558 on: November 23, 2012, 11:59:01 am »

Ask the AM about the control/usage of amps. Pratice the mode change.

To AM:Hey, could you tell me how one can improve control with amps? Doctor gave me a modification that is similar to how amps are used.
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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10559 on: November 23, 2012, 01:17:33 pm »

((same armament Supplice has in the intro/game. So ogoto grenade cannon. Assassin assualt rifle I think and whatever the BFF rifle is called.))
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