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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10380 on: November 18, 2012, 05:51:20 am »

Gorat rubs his virtual chin. The only decompensator he could afford right now is nigh useless. 5 tokens for a tech that might have a chance to prevent him taking a potentially crucial action? No, thanks. Might as well pay someone to break your skull.

Exit VR. Transfer the sources for my game to the datapad, see if I need to adjust the code for the new platform, and do so if necessary. Then try and find that guy hawking sealed containers.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10381 on: November 18, 2012, 08:57:11 am »

((Was busy this weekend :'(. Well, I guess I'll just have to wait until the next mission for me to die horribly.))

Get out of stasis and get dressed. Ask Steve:
"Hey there, Steve was it? Is there any place around here where I can get something to drink?"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10382 on: November 18, 2012, 10:02:47 am »

"No. No. Godammit! Stupid puzzles."

Press all the buttons.

((Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! I suck at minesweeper.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10383 on: November 18, 2012, 10:24:36 am »

Press all the buttons.

((Can the rest of us get transferred to a different ship before that happens? ;)))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10384 on: November 18, 2012, 10:31:16 am »

((No. You will suffer the same fate as me. Besides, the best place to hide would be out an airlock. That's as far away from the prisoner section you'll get.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10385 on: November 18, 2012, 10:49:17 am »

((Don't press all the buttons. You won't know what each button does if you do that. Deadly eldritch mysteries are best unraveled step by step, you know.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10386 on: November 18, 2012, 11:37:54 am »

*sigh* Ask the AM to fix it. See how much cash I have.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10387 on: November 18, 2012, 12:49:39 pm »

((playing dwarf fortress right now.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10388 on: November 18, 2012, 01:01:41 pm »

Start simulation.Launch from Spirit of motherwell along with all other normal squads.
"Let's go. All forces assist UWM/Altered forces."

(Ok, I don't remember but doesn't that think like launch it's mechs forward? You wanna do that? Like have all your units being launched out into battle? You just kinda hopping off it.)

Gorat rubs his virtual chin. The only decompensator he could afford right now is nigh useless. 5 tokens for a tech that might have a chance to prevent him taking a potentially crucial action? No, thanks. Might as well pay someone to break your skull.

Exit VR. Transfer the sources for my game to the datapad, see if I need to adjust the code for the new platform, and do so if necessary. Then try and find that guy hawking sealed containers.
[Aux:2+1] You manage to get some of the code transfered, but it appears to be corrupted.

You head to Nyars, who is idly poking through his giant box of treasures.

((Was busy this weekend :'(. Well, I guess I'll just have to wait until the next mission for me to die horribly.))

Get out of stasis and get dressed. Ask Steve:
"Hey there, Steve was it? Is there any place around here where I can get something to drink?"
You get yourself some clothing and ask the computer voice from the ether about getting drunk.

>Alcoholic or non=alcoholic?


"No. No. Godammit! Stupid puzzles."

Press all the buttons.

((Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! I suck at minesweeper.))
You thwack the center area of the cube, hitting several buttons at once. None of them go down. Hmm.

*sigh* Ask the AM to fix it. See how much cash I have.
(4 tokens)

The armory master looks over your butchered machine and sighs.

"They cut it off you and then you failed at fixing it?"


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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10389 on: November 18, 2012, 01:14:28 pm »

((that works.))

Spirit of motherwell: fire main guns at xcom forces.
own squad: follow me.
other squads: form up wtih UWM/altered forces.


« Last Edit: November 18, 2012, 01:17:34 pm by Tavik Toth »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10390 on: November 18, 2012, 01:19:25 pm »

Yup. Didn't want to see it go to waste if it turned out that I couldn't be revived I suppose. Shrug. Its a wonder they didn't eat it or try to turn it into a bomb or something.
« Last Edit: November 18, 2012, 01:21:10 pm by GUNINANRUNIN »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10391 on: November 18, 2012, 02:41:04 pm »

[color=#00c00]"Maybe it reacts to voice? Ahem, Cube, Activate!"[/color]

Command cube to activate. When that fails, examine the other sides of the cube.

((Oh dear. I really should have gone with a green hexagon. Too late now though...))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10392 on: November 18, 2012, 03:57:04 pm »

((that works.))

Spirit of motherwell: fire main guns at xcom forces.
own squad: follow me.
other squads: form up wtih UWM/altered forces.




The great walking, physically impossible aircraft carrier on legs fires it's guns as you and your men are hurled into the fray. You land in the midst of your own men, crushing a few dozen with your enormous robot feet. Oh well, still a billion more to go!

Yup. Didn't want to see it go to waste if it turned out that I couldn't be revived I suppose. Shrug. Its a wonder they didn't eat it or try to turn it into a bomb or something.
"I'll tell you what. I'll fix it for free, just charge you a token for the parts. Ok?"

[color=#00c00]"Maybe it reacts to voice? Ahem, Cube, Activate!"[/color]

Command cube to activate. When that fails, examine the other sides of the cube.

((Oh dear. I really should have gone with a green hexagon. Too late now though...))
The cube doesn't do anything. You look at the other sides of the cube, poking them expectantly, but nothing happens. It remains stoically unchanged despite your flailing.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10393 on: November 18, 2012, 04:03:46 pm »

Thanks! Thats sure is nice of you. Here you are. Give token to AM. Speaking of tokens, what do you do with those things anyhow?
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Tavik Toth

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10394 on: November 18, 2012, 04:38:56 pm »

Squish Xcom dudes.
Spirit of motherwell: missile spam xcom aswell.
all mech squads apart from own: use rifles.
own squad: assist me. also have Xcom call for help. then have 10,000 BETA appear 20km away.


((Heard of Muv luv alternitive PW?))
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