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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10290 on: November 17, 2012, 03:07:06 pm »

Bruce, somehow suddenly finding out he's been drafted goes too meet his fellow mission people to introduce himself
"U-um hello, I-I'm B-b-b-Bruce, who here is the uh leader?"
Resist urge to pee pants.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10291 on: November 17, 2012, 03:09:54 pm »

Go to AM, ask:

'Hey, it's me again. Could you please explain to me in detail what the difference is between a normal, a melee and a mobility battlesuit? Or maybe unlock the designs so I can check them in VR? We're almost leaving for the next mission, and I'd like to get some decent armor before we depart.

Speaking of VR: Hey Steve, can I use the VR machines again please?

By the way, I once read in a manual that these battlesuits have several hidden functions. Would you be able to unlock them, and if yes, what would I need to do for you to unlock them?'
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10292 on: November 17, 2012, 03:11:23 pm »

"Apart from gauss. Also how much is the monoatmoic sword?"

Ask that. also ask what sort of armour can be worn thats cheap but still better than a MK1. hopefully.

« Last Edit: November 17, 2012, 03:13:08 pm by Tavik Toth »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10293 on: November 17, 2012, 03:15:01 pm »

"Understood." Jim is ready to go.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10294 on: November 17, 2012, 03:18:29 pm »

"Alright, I suppose I should get something more versatile than this Tesla Saber."

Go to AM, trade in un-used Tesla Saber for a Microwave Field Manipulator and Monatonic Razor. If I can't get full price for the Tesla Saber, just keep it. Regardless, head to the pods afterwards.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10295 on: November 17, 2012, 03:18:47 pm »

"Okay, I'll do that and buy an Advanced kit.  I assume that rounds down?"   Roger buys an Advanced kit and turns in the Emergency kit and the tokens.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2012, 03:37:03 pm by Draxis »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10296 on: November 17, 2012, 03:25:16 pm »

Get prepared for mission. Check myself before I wreck myself.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10297 on: November 17, 2012, 03:25:59 pm »

"looks like it's time to flame on"

Put on MK.2 suit, make sure helmet is on tight, download some music to the suit's system. Get flamethrower and make sure the pilot light is off. Grab some fresh spoons and bottle of scotch from the cantina. Then head to the pods.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10298 on: November 17, 2012, 03:27:02 pm »

Thomas walks over to May, sits next to her, then whispers into her ear.
"I'm kind of scared..."
Be ready.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10299 on: November 17, 2012, 03:33:13 pm »

Thomas walks over to May, sits next to her, then whispers into her ear.
"I'm kind of scared..."
Be ready.

"Why? It's just helping some people out with their stuff."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10300 on: November 17, 2012, 03:34:57 pm »

Thomas walks over to May, sits next to her, then whispers into her ear.
"I'm kind of scared..."
Be ready.

"Why? It's just helping some people out with their stuff."
"Because we had to be recruited for this one. Not even volunteer based. That, and that missions always scare me."
« Last Edit: November 17, 2012, 03:39:41 pm by Spinal_Taper »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10301 on: November 17, 2012, 03:35:09 pm »

Get my laser back from Leon's bag. Fix it.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2012, 03:37:41 pm by GUNINANRUNIN »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10302 on: November 17, 2012, 03:45:55 pm »

Thomas walks over to May, sits next to her, then whispers into her ear.
"I'm kind of scared..."
Be ready.

"Why? It's just helping some people out with their stuff."
"Because we had to be recruited for this one. Not even volunteer based. That, and that missions always scare me."

"Just means it's some civvies that need some extra firepower, not a big deal. And Mason only died in the last mission because he was being stupid. It's going to be fineeeeee~"

She nibbles Thomas's ear.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10303 on: November 17, 2012, 03:50:36 pm »

Thomas walks over to May, sits next to her, then whispers into her ear.
"I'm kind of scared..."
Be ready.

"Why? It's just helping some people out with their stuff."
"Because we had to be recruited for this one. Not even volunteer based. That, and that missions always scare me."

"Just means it's some civvies that need some extra firepower, not a big deal. And Mason only died in the last mission because he was being stupid. It's going to be fineeeeee~"

She nibbles Thomas's ear.
"Well. I know, but it- It's just... I dunno."
He sighs and leans into May.
"I'm just scared."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10304 on: November 17, 2012, 03:52:23 pm »

"Hey look. Lot's of people are going this time. Power in numbers and stuff."
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