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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6000096 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10035 on: November 14, 2012, 08:09:19 am »

((Taking a nap in an isolated area has never been so rewarding!))

He'll come back. They always come back.

Become the stone. Become the planet sailing effortlessly in an orbit around a greater system.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10036 on: November 14, 2012, 09:57:21 am »

'And how much for the Exoskeleton itself? Or do I just have to buy a MKIII?"

Ask

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10037 on: November 14, 2012, 10:05:16 am »

((That was...anti-climatic. Oh well. Now to make a new character or use this time to restart Roll to X-Com. I really have been putting that off too long. Hm))
((Yeah, you have. *glares*))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10038 on: November 14, 2012, 10:21:31 am »

Lars picks himself up off the floor, still clutching the book like a mother clutches her child.  This is clearly a dangerous divine being- even reading about him is enough to cause death and destruction.  He'd have to be careful invoking him... though he is clearly very effective.

He sits back down, requests the others be quiet, and resumes reading.



Tell everyone else to be quiet and quit murdering each other, and keep reading!



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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10039 on: November 14, 2012, 10:40:53 am »

((Oh yay. I go away for a single day to see SIMUS dead of all people, and miss the fun on TRAVIS.

Edit: Overreaction again. Simus lives with that head. :D))

((And that is why you do not fuck with the Vets.))
((Correction: Vets with amps...))



"So having a monoatomic sword is better, in general, than any other sword with a slicing power. Ever? Along with that, how much is it?"

Ask Steve both of that. Get answers.

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Hiya Jim! =)

So I've heard lately...from an omnipresent source...

You're blowing up the ship? Did it have anything to do with Travis? Are you OK??
« Last Edit: November 14, 2012, 11:02:47 am by Tiruin »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10040 on: November 14, 2012, 12:08:21 pm »

@Irony: "Simus was unfortunate collateral damage. I'm taking her to be revived right now."

@Tiruin:
Quote from: James Kelly to Feyri Nirel
Yes, I'm OK. I did not intend to blow up the ship. And yes, it had to do with Travis. I'm sending you the video recorded from my cameras of what happened.

Attachment: (video of Travis walking into the room, looking around until he looks directly at the camera, then kneeling down and talking to his bot, a finger pointing at the camera. The bot then shuffles position until its facing the camera and Travis walks away. A few seconds later there's a large explosion and the video cuts out.

@Piecewise: When Jim reached the medical bay, he flagged down a doctor. "Collateral damage here. There's not really enough left of her to be worth saving the original parts... not that she has many original parts left anyway from the looks of it. Put her brain in a platform like mine, but... make it a little more feminine, if possible. I do have the arms, but I'd prefer it if there were other ways to tell us apart at first glance."

(@Pyro: Yeah, things are going to be awkward, but at least Jim's going to stick around the medical area until he gets a chance to talk to Simus.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10041 on: November 14, 2012, 12:13:22 pm »

Spoiler:  My new character (click to show/hide)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10042 on: November 14, 2012, 12:18:03 pm »

((I feel for you, Simus. If...you knew how it felt and stated it IC in your condition...))

Quote from: Feyri Nirel = James Kelly
Oh...wow. Um, thanks for the vid.

Glad to see you unharmed but...wow. Nothing left of the poor guy. And most of the VRs...at least Steve isn't that mad to space you for that, not that it would be a proper idea...

Erm, do you think this is all because of the tourney, or people have just decided to have more...external fun. Did I post the announcement at a bad time?

((Tiruin looks at the title and dies a bit inside.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10043 on: November 14, 2012, 12:43:34 pm »

Quote from: James Kelly to Feyri Nirel
I don't know.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10044 on: November 14, 2012, 01:24:14 pm »

((The tourny is cursed! Quick start it up and get it over with!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10045 on: November 14, 2012, 01:46:56 pm »

((The tourny is cursed! Quick start it up and get it over with!))

((It seems more people have perma-died on ship than on this mission. Which means we either did really good or they're a bunch of violent psycho's.
And remember, we are on out way to rejoin said psycho's.))
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10046 on: November 14, 2012, 01:47:56 pm »

((It's also kind of odd that Possibly Tournament-Related Spontaneous Teamkilling Disorder is tied with the dam explosion as the single greatest cause of permadeath. Also, poor Timmy. He can't even get on the permadeath list. Oh, and good luck to the mission crew back on-ship. You'll need it.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10047 on: November 14, 2012, 02:18:15 pm »

Gorat stands near the door, jaw hanging down. "I... wh... I'll be going. Far away. Right now."

Dive out the door. Ask Steve for the farthest place from any teammate that's accessible to me.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10048 on: November 14, 2012, 02:21:03 pm »

((Wait, with Simus and Travis gone, it would be a one round tourny...))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10049 on: November 14, 2012, 02:27:50 pm »

((Wait, with Simus and Travis gone, it would be a one round tourny...))
((I think SerCon mentioned four or five as joined up. Who's left? Gorat, Renen, were you signed up?))
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