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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5935343 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9855 on: November 10, 2012, 08:39:52 pm »

"SELF DEFENCE!!!"
SHOOTY CRYSTALY TIME!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9856 on: November 10, 2012, 08:48:44 pm »

((Actually, considering the inmate population, and some of the characters in it... I'd think the pods may be the better option. ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9857 on: November 10, 2012, 10:58:14 pm »

The Medic Pantheon is very interesting.  Lars didn't understand doctors...

Keep reading!

"Sa'las: God of amputation. The Limb Collector."

The image on the opposing page shows a strange sort of being with a hard, geometrically shaped, faceless head, thin, talon tipped hands and a body hidden beneath a long robe. Out of it's back grows what could only be described as a tree made of human limbs, bundled legs and arms for a trunk and branches. The symbol at the bottom of the page is a bonesaw.

"Sa'las is the collector of limbs, both accidental amputation and purposeful. With the flesh of living men he grows the tree, the fruit of which is said to be the minds of new doctors yet unborn. Despite is appearance and ghoulish work Sa'las is a benevolent being, taking only the already severed limb, burnt in offering, as his payment. When he is prayed to or his sign is marked upon limbs about to be amputated or near the stumps of those already severed, he is said to injure swift recovery in return. Beyond this, his work brings new life or at least an aspect of life, where as many others in the pantheon simply gorge or enjoy themselves."

((Man, I love this. The entire medic pantheon is a bunch of ravening demons you pray to in order to appease. Fitting indeed. :P))


"Hah, well, yeah, I guess you'd be kinda biased.

...what do you do when you have a decision you don't want to say yes or no to?"


Turning up towards the ceiling, she shot a question to Steve.

"Hey Steve, is there any, uh, entertainment value in VR simulations? Like, if this wasn't an actual deathmatch but just taking place in VR, would anyone be interested at all, or is that too easy to come by? What about something more elaborate, like a staged mission or teamfight?"

Ask Steve.

>Doesn't matter to me, personally.

"Time to kick ass."

Head to the Rec room and enter the tournament.

((MORTAL KOMBAT.))
You enter the tournament.
((@GM: Just the MkII, but if the suit is small enough when folded/compacted, then Milno can keep it with his stuff.))

After doing whatever needed to be done about Empyrean's equipment, Milno got back to the armory.

"Anything better for range-finding and rapid enemy analysis?" he asks the AM.

Ask.
"I have range finding equipment but what do you mean by "Analyze"?"

((FAIL. PW's JustinTV channel just got shut down, DMCA Violation, for streaming Aliens.))

Once again, attempt to lock and disarm.
[dex:6]
[dum dex:5]
[str:6]
[dum str:1]
You lock blades and easily overwhelm him, shoving him back and badly off balance but not disarmed.

"SELF DEFENCE!!!"
SHOOTY CRYSTALY TIME!
Travis stood for a moment or two, considering the motivations behind Mason's request.

"No. I don't see why you can't apologize to me here. It might as well be alone, no one pays attention to each other. I'd also like to get back to what I'm doing quickly"

((Assuming Travis starts to get dragged))

"Let go of me! LET! GO! Buckler, open fire!"

Travis tries to rest himself free of Mason and opens fire with his crystalline projector.
[Mason dex:2]
[buckler dex:1+3]
Mason moves to fire, but buckler is quicker.
[bucker con:6+3]
Three shots ring out, a strange mixed sound of gauss electric buzz, wet squish of meat and metal clanging against metal. Shells tear through Mason in a vertical line, one straight through the sternum, another through the throat and the last straight through the head. Exploded bone, blood, gray matter and offal spray out in a fine mist as he falls back and lands in a heap, blood pooling thickly around his body.

(mason is dead)
« Last Edit: November 10, 2012, 11:35:42 pm by piecewise »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9858 on: November 10, 2012, 11:00:22 pm »

"That... Sounds like someone died."
Go to wherever the noises of combat came from, raid any corpses for weapons armor and tokens. Then take the corpse to the doctor. If whomever killed the victim wants the stuff, it's fine. Go to the commotion. But be afraid of Milno. Be very afraid. Also keep May from getting herself hurt.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9859 on: November 10, 2012, 11:00:32 pm »

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9860 on: November 10, 2012, 11:01:36 pm »

((..huh, I didn't expect it to be so sad xD))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9861 on: November 10, 2012, 11:02:30 pm »

((And here I thought that thing was an unwise use of tokens for a redundant purpose. Nevermind then!))


((..huh, I didn't expect it to be so sad xD))
((So come back to us. :3))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9862 on: November 10, 2012, 11:05:34 pm »

Go on a corpse raiding date with Thomas. FOR SCOTLAND!

((..huh, I didn't expect it to be so sad xD))

((At least make her a NPC. I miss her. :3))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9863 on: November 10, 2012, 11:18:30 pm »

"Sigh. He never got over it, did he? Oh well. Good job Buckler. Stand down"

Loot Mason's corpse. Guard it from anyone attempting to loot and/or steal it, preferably with a warning before opening fire.

"Hey Steve? Is there any sort of graveyard on the ship, or at least some kind of dignified body disposal?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9864 on: November 10, 2012, 11:25:12 pm »

((Does Sa'las have a symbol?  First one mentioned without one.  DERP CAN'T READ))


Keep reading!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9865 on: November 10, 2012, 11:25:45 pm »

Milno was about to answer the armory master before hearing the sounds. He sighed, gave her a short nod and moved over to check on matters.

"Now what? The hugging man died, how surprising." he said with his usual sarcasm and smirk. "So, who attacked first in this one?" he asked, leaning against a nearby wall disinterestedly.

"An explanation would be good, since even if he didn't shoot first, I doubt he was in the right. Oh, and please no fighting over the dead lemming's possessions. They're loner's as long as it wasn't a case of mugging or the like."
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"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9866 on: November 10, 2012, 11:26:36 pm »

Save sim as-is, Eject from VR.

What. The hell. Was that.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9867 on: November 10, 2012, 11:30:50 pm »

Without warning, Jim suddenly attempts to rip Buckler apart with his Mass Manipulation Amp.

(For fuck's sake, people. Stop killing everyone else.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9868 on: November 10, 2012, 11:34:26 pm »

Travis paused for a moment to answer Milno.

"Mason tried to apologize for his actions during the void mission, and then physically assaulted me. I responded in kind. Except with guns. Buckler here might have gone a bit overboard, but eh. He's dead, best I can do for him is give him a proper burial, if I can"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9869 on: November 10, 2012, 11:34:48 pm »

Jim! What the hell is going on? I heard that thing in my damn simulation, for fuck's sake!
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