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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5997760 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9675 on: November 08, 2012, 03:50:59 am »

((Yeah, that's more what I meant.))


Finally checking her messages, Faith noticed the fight announcement. Bizarre.

Still, she wanted to at least see what this madness was about, especially since it seemed to be coming from Feyri.

Turning around, she didn't see her, despite the rec room being the advertised place, so she decided to message her directly.

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What's this madness about a tournament? =/
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9676 on: November 08, 2012, 03:56:51 am »

Lukas waves at Feyri. "Hey yourself. Say, is there going to be any betting in these sword fights? I got some tokens to spare."
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You know what they say: It's all fun and games until a psycho-kinetic Armory Master rips your balls off.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9677 on: November 08, 2012, 04:53:04 am »

Confer wiith inner transhuman again.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9678 on: November 08, 2012, 06:16:00 am »

"Gaahfuck put me down ya butt-ugly fucker!"

>Kick off from the ceiling, try to jam my fingers into any vulnerable bit on the angry mutant's head or shoulders- Does it have eyes? Gouge them. Gills or similiar? Those'll do.

>If it doesn't have any convenient orifices, well, try and steer its next rocket blast into some bystander. For the giggles.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9679 on: November 08, 2012, 06:22:02 am »

Analyze how resilient the protectorate suit is against gauss shots and laser rifle attacks, as well as checking if it protects the neck area.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9680 on: November 08, 2012, 06:22:39 am »

Awkward grope-festival anyone nearby.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9681 on: November 08, 2012, 07:54:50 am »

Good to know, Jim, though I'll certainly try to not damage grey matter. After all, we can be revived from even a beheading or complete dismemberment, so long as the brain's still in one piece. Other than that, no holds barred. If you could have someone alert me when it's my turn, I'll be in VR.

Enter VR, spawn in a normal (dueling) sword and an opponent with baseline stats (5 each in primary, 1 each in secondary, Right-dominant) and itself with a normal (dueling) sword, both of us in MkI suits. Commence practice by opening with a slash at the neck from the opponent's non-dominant side. If opponent successfully blocks, hold his blade in the lock, step in and twist their sword around and down to disarm.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2012, 07:56:53 am by PyroDesu »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9682 on: November 08, 2012, 07:55:12 am »

Hum... I guess I have to be in a state of stress or in a pressure....

Imagine a situation of danger. Prepare my body for the risk.
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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9683 on: November 08, 2012, 07:58:40 am »

((Dude, Renen just needs to join the tournament! D: It's like, perfect timing!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9684 on: November 08, 2012, 08:44:17 am »

Moar Kicking!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9685 on: November 08, 2012, 08:51:03 am »

Lars frowned.  There's that scratched out name again.  His original premise was correct, at least- that there were more references to this entity.  Only onward to go.

Keep reading!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9686 on: November 08, 2012, 08:55:48 am »

Get out of the room. Go look for Jim or Feyri. Enter the tournement.

Ok, I want to enter this tournement.

Get the Legacy (katana) ready
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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

"Steve, they're trying to talk to us. We need an orbital bombardment NOW!"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9687 on: November 08, 2012, 09:14:12 am »

PILEDRIVER!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9688 on: November 08, 2012, 09:25:06 am »

Sip drink. Have a good time.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2012, 10:11:03 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9689 on: November 08, 2012, 10:22:28 am »

Lukas waves at Feyri. "Hey yourself. Say, is there going to be any betting in these sword fights? I got some tokens to spare."
"Send them over to Steve or to Jim. I've no idea how betting works here. Wait-"

Research how betting works so I can handle those bets while in the Rec Room.

Scan for Basilisk.




Quote from: Message to Feyri
What's this madness about a tournament? =/
Quote from: Feyri Nirel = Faith Valentine
Hi Faith!

It's something Jim and I talked about earlier - something to teach our probable allies about the lack of technology and the use of basic combat skills. Swords and mundane shields...wait, redact the shields. Just weapons that act as upgraded improvised material.

So people won't get trigger-crazy, and to teach the true aspects of a good melee.

Oh, and I really think you'll be interested in it. Both of us can't join though, but the prize is worth it.

Hint: You can divide the spoils. :P
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