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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[kisame12794]

"No more of that. Go ask the Armory Master if you want a copy, and go watch it elsewhere. I like my sanity as it is."

Keep flipping channels.

"Heh. We are in the middle of fucking nowhere, and we have more channels than I can count. There's progress for ya."

[Grunhill]

Try figuring out the way to enter and exit the mode.

[Toaster]

((I'll sign up to be the eighth man if you want to make it even.  Lars is technically a martial priest anyway, so he's got no problem with combat.  If he's specifically invited because the organizer sees someone in the rec room sitting around who could potentially be the man that fills their bracket, he'd be sure to accept, wink wink nudge nudge.))

[Azthor]

Take a nap, then go back to doing push-ups.

[anailater]

Practice a drop kick!

[Nicholas1024]

Since he couldn't enter the tourney due to lack of funds (Kyle's token count right now is 0), Kyle decided to send Jim a message.

"Hey Jim, do you need any help running the tourney? I'd love to enter, but I'm afraid I'm out of tokens right now. If not, I suppose I'll just go ahead and watch from the sidelines."

[PyroDesu]

((You forget me, Simus signed up as a participant.))

Dirty tricks acceptable and possibly expected, then, Jim?

[IronyOwl]

Yay! Keep hitting it like that.

[Spinal_Taper]

Jim put away the remaining scrap metal and picked up his large amount of weapons, then took them to the rec room, where he was approached by several different people and took tokens as necessary.

@Mason: "Thanks for participating. Preparations are almost complete; we should be starting up soon."
@Thomas: "We have four positions we need filled. There's the play-by-play announcer, who sticks to the facts about what's going on; there's the color commentator, who often provides background on the fighters in the ring and tries to liven up the broadcast with more opinionated comments; there's the referee, although I'm thinking of taking that role myself since they might get hit by a stray blow; and then there's the ring announcer, who introduces both fighters before the bout begins. Normally we wouldn't need anything but the referee, but since this is being broadcast I figured we might as well go the whole way. What are you interested in?" (I figure Steve is going to want to be color commentary, though. He snarks so well, he might as well be the heel of the announce team. XD)
@Gorat: "Nah, I'm not in the tournament. It's for people who still have at least 50% of their natural bodies, since someone like myself would have an unfair advantage. Thanks for signing up."

"Well... Play by play would work."

[Remalle]

(I'll join if needed.  Missed my opportunity earlier.)

Head to the rec room, find a comfy seat, sit back and observe the proceedings.
"Tournament, huh?  And... porn?  Huh."

[Yoink]

"Sonofabitch! I was fuckin' watching that, man!"
Floki leapt to his feet, grabbing out the meatcleaver he salvaged from the old kitchen, and rounded angrily on the person... Mutant... Thing that had stolen the remote.

>Get ye cleaver, hack at the hand/hand-equivalent of the mutant who stole the TV remote until it drops it, then retrieve it and re-empower myself.

>Then nonchalantly sit back down and channel surf. Say the following:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Next time ya want ta change the channel, ya ask nicely, yeah?"

[OREOSOME]

Head to the Rec room, perform warmups to prepare for tournament.

[kisame12794]

"OH HELL NO. MY REMOTE BITCH."

Tackle Floki, activating the jets to give me a boost.

[Taricus]

((Oh HELL yes. Someone better be recording this fight ))

[IronyOwl]

((Who needs an organized tournament when you've got a deathmatch over the TV remote?

Seriously though, if you ever need a recording of several inmates fighting to the death, smash or disable all VR machines but one.

INSTANT THUNDERDOME.

Just don't let them know it was you, which'll be hard because they'll have been in the VR machines you smashed at the time.))