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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9585 on: November 07, 2012, 02:21:53 am »

((Welp, if Feyri has a say I guess the tournament's lethality is gonna get ramped up. :P))

Floki found a seat for himself on the couch, shoving some nerdy-looking person aside if necessary.
"What we watchin'?" He noticed Sambo sitting there and stifled a snicker, returning his attention to the TV screen and lounging back.

>Make room for self on couch. Watch TV. Smirk inwardly at Sambo.

>Wait for tournament to begin.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2012, 02:24:04 am by Yoink »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9586 on: November 07, 2012, 02:22:42 am »

Feyri blinked at the mention of 'people.'

"Err...we're on the topic of 'tracking companions, right?

...

"Why are people needed there again?"


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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9587 on: November 07, 2012, 02:36:30 am »

Tokens in hand, Jim goes back to get his scrap metal and dueling swords. This time he remakes them as standard longswords; if tokens are on the line, then they're going to have to be earned. And if this is going to be broadcast, it should be entertaining.

(I was kind of hoping for a bigger turn-out, but eight's good, really. We'd need sixteen to have even brackets beyond that, but anyway it works out that no one gets a 'free' round. Best of luck to the participants! ^^^ Once I finish making these slightly more lethal I think we - meaning Tir and I, the organizers - will be ready for the tourney to begin.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9588 on: November 07, 2012, 02:40:33 am »

((I made this more lethal?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9589 on: November 07, 2012, 02:43:00 am »

((Well, well, this should certainly be interesting! :D
Not to mention it could cut down the numbers of people on-ship quite a bit. I have faith in you, Floki!
That's not too say I won't whip up a replacement character, just in case...))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9590 on: November 07, 2012, 03:09:24 am »

((Welp, if Feyri has a say I guess the tournament's lethality is gonna get ramped up. :P))

Floki found a seat for himself on the couch, shoving some nerdy-looking person aside if necessary.
"What we watchin'?" He noticed Sambo sitting there and stifled a snicker, returning his attention to the TV screen and lounging back.

>Make room for self on couch. Watch TV. Smirk inwardly at Sambo.

>Wait for tournament to begin.

You sit on the couch, idly watching an ad about discount cocaine substitutes while waiting for the tournament to start.

Feyri blinked at the mention of 'people.'

"Err...we're on the topic of 'tracking companions, right?

...

"Why are people needed there again?"


Stay cautious while asking.


"If you want to make something you've got to have the raw materials. You want a creature, I need the flesh to make it."

Tokens in hand, Jim goes back to get his scrap metal and dueling swords. This time he remakes them as standard longswords; if tokens are on the line, then they're going to have to be earned. And if this is going to be broadcast, it should be entertaining.

(I was kind of hoping for a bigger turn-out, but eight's good, really. We'd need sixteen to have even brackets beyond that, but anyway it works out that no one gets a 'free' round. Best of luck to the participants! ^^^ Once I finish making these slightly more lethal I think we - meaning Tir and I, the organizers - will be ready for the tourney to begin.)
Now, to save time, This is what I propose. You have a rather silly amount of metal so in return for, say, 30 lbs of it, we'll say that you worked and slaved and fucked up dozens of times before finally making not just two long swords, but also, lets say, 5 pairs of any other weapons you'd like (knives, axes, maces, etc) just to give your participants a bit of variety in choosing their weapons.

Does this sound reasonable to you?

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9591 on: November 07, 2012, 03:17:23 am »

"So about May's Basilisk...what did it come from?"

Oh Gods I'm going to throw up...

Feyri kept her face straight as vivid images of whatever this 'Doctor' did with the corpses or bodies of people, which were now considered 'animals' or what we could usually derive as 'pets'.

He was an abomination of the creed and code she had failed in as a medical professional.

"And is it living, or dead, flesh?"

Continue asking.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9592 on: November 07, 2012, 03:22:50 am »

"So about May's Basilisk...what did it come from?"

Oh Gods I'm going to throw up...

Feyri kept her face straight as vivid images of whatever this 'Doctor' did with the corpses or bodies of people, which were now considered 'animals' or what we could usually derive as 'pets'.

He was an abomination of the creed and code she had failed in as a medical professional.

"And is it living, or dead, flesh?"

Continue asking.


"Bits and pieces." He looks at you for a long moment, "You were electrocuted rather badly recently weren't you? You more then anyone should know where I might get some slightly cooked meat." He chuckles to himself.

"Living helps, but I can work with dead as long as it was recent and isn't completely ruined."

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9593 on: November 07, 2012, 03:26:39 am »

...Then where did m-
Shut it and focus. No need to live on implications and assumptions!
Oh come on. Not again with that about yourself. Stick it up and do with what you have!
Look at your angle. You're talking to a biological...Master! Don't trust him.
Meh. Just stop talking and do that tourney.


Feyri whistled a low tone before trying to go along that joke. "Soooo...about those dead bodies which previously made up Steve and those in the field...

"What do you do about them?"


Ask, ask, ask, ask the seemingly sadistic doctor!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9594 on: November 07, 2012, 03:31:55 am »

"Great!  That's great.  Really, that's all I hoped for and more.  So, uh, can we start right away?  You want to draw up some designs, show me what parts I need to do, or did you want to build the whole thing yourself now that I've provided the, heh, raw material?"

Ask, ask, ask, ask the seemingly sadistic doctor!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9595 on: November 07, 2012, 03:51:09 am »

Lukas reads the broadcast from Feyri. "Hmmm, this is going to be interesting. I should be there." He gives the remote to the person nearest to him, tries to find Feyri and follows her around. "Steve, do you feel like organizing some bets again? I'm feeling lucky."
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You know what they say: It's all fun and games until a psycho-kinetic Armory Master rips your balls off.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9596 on: November 07, 2012, 03:52:41 am »

(( Piecewise how much do the various manipulators cost?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9597 on: November 07, 2012, 03:57:03 am »

He gives the remote to the person nearest to him

>Grab remote, find porn.

"Thanks, robot dude!"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9598 on: November 07, 2012, 03:59:16 am »

...Then where did m-
Shut it and focus. No need to live on implications and assumptions!
Oh come on. Not again with that about yourself. Stick it up and do with what you have!
Look at your angle. You're talking to a biological...Master! Don't trust him.
Meh. Just stop talking and do that tourney.


Feyri whistled a low tone before trying to go along that joke. "Soooo...about those dead bodies which previously made up Steve and those in the field...

"What do you do about them?"


Ask, ask, ask, ask the seemingly sadistic doctor!

...Then where did m-
Shut it and focus. No need to live on implications and assumptions!
Oh come on. Not again with that about yourself. Stick it up and do with what you have!
Look at your angle. You're talking to a biological...Master! Don't trust him.
Meh. Just stop talking and do that tourney.


Feyri whistled a low tone before trying to go along that joke. "Soooo...about those dead bodies which previously made up Steve and those in the field...

"What do you do about them?"


Ask, ask, ask, ask the seemingly sadistic doctor!
He shrugs.

"Use em where they're needed. Wanna be more specific?"

"Great!  That's great.  Really, that's all I hoped for and more.  So, uh, can we start right away?  You want to draw up some designs, show me what parts I need to do, or did you want to build the whole thing yourself now that I've provided the, heh, raw material?"

Ask, ask, ask, ask the seemingly sadistic doctor!
(<3)
"I think we can handle it from here." the man says, taking your severed hand via a rubber gloved hand and disappearing  somewhere into the labs.

Lukas reads the broadcast from Feyri. "Hmmm, this is going to be interesting. I should be there." He gives the remote to the person nearest to him, tries to find Feyri and follows her around. "Steve, do you feel like organizing some bets again? I'm feeling lucky."

>You way want to talk to the organizers before me. I'm just sponsoring a grand prize.


You find Feyri standing around in the infirmary.

(( Piecewise how much do the various manipulators cost?))
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=106279.0

All prices for normal weapons are listed in the "Armory" part of the original post in the on mission thread. first page, first post.

He gives the remote to the person nearest to him

>Grab remote, find porn.

"Thanks, robot dude!"
You flick through till you find the first channel with full frontal female nudity.

It takes roughly 3 and a half seconds. Boy, that lady looks a lot like May...

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9599 on: November 07, 2012, 04:14:28 am »

Before he's out of sight...
"Wait!  How long will it take?  If I leave, when should I be back here by?"
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