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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[PyroDesu]

Try putting the razors in a frangible sabot that falls apart as it leaves the barrel.

[Toaster]

Lars listened intently, a faint smile staying on his lips.  As Maurice finished, the smile broadened.

"You should consider yourself a lucky man, friend.  Few mortals are lucky enough to be blessed by a deity, much less granted a vision of one.  Truly, you are blessed by the gods!  Do not worry if no one else saw it, as it was likely Her will that only you could see.  As for the reality, indeed, the gods can penetrate your human illusions of reality's perception and appear more real than anything else you have ever seen."

Lars put his hand on Maurice's shoulder.

"Friend, if you feel you have been given a duty, then it is your obligation to pursue it with all of your strength and will.  Should you perform well, surely Her blessings will flow into you."

He lifts his hand, and raises it skyward.

"Blessings upon this meeting!  May the Gazer shine understanding upon your goal, and may Steve watch over you!"

His invocation over, Lars lowers his hand.

"Does that clear things up for you?"

[Harry Baldman]

Step out of the stasis pod. Put some clothes on.
I feel... good. Perfect, in fact. Could life get any better?
Wander around. Take in the sights. Be happy.
I'm missing something. Oh, right, a field manipulator. Must have a field manipulator.

[Nikitian]

Maurice's expression lightened as he looked up to Brother Lars with hope and enlightment.
You... really think so? I never thought of it that way myself. I... This does clear things up, indeed.
Maurice stood up, with a smile brighter than ever, full of purpose and determination.
Thank you, my friend. I am forever in your debt, for you opened my eyes. This meeting is truly blessed. May you be well, and may your final hour not come yet for a long time.
May Gazer and Steve smile upon you, Brother.
Go to the VR machines, and open tinker.

[Prosperus]

"Aaah, halfway there."

Dice the worm with my laser gun (use bullseye mode) and season it _{just right}. Then put it in the oven until it is nice and crispy brown.

[piecewise]

"Not sure how that makes sense... but then again, that makes it fit... I guess?"
Gorat then goes to the table tennis guy. "You didn't quite answer my question regarding prison style and scorching the ball. Well, I guess I can try anyway."

Play against Floki.

You walk over to the pingpong table and make various hand gestures at the new guy, most rude, some just confusing. After that you wait for him to serve, slightly regretting the gesture that involved the back of your knee.

"Lets see whats behind air vent nuber one.

Examine vent closely. Is there any clue to what this vent may hold, or go to?

You look at the vent. It appears to be held in place by 4 screws but nothing else. As per whats in it, you have no idea, it's pretty dark; all you can see is the area directly above the vent and that's just your average foot and a half high duct.

"Shit. I'm on fire again."
Try to use iron will to pierce through drug induced hallucinations, shaping them into  a journey through the inner psyche of self.

[will:Son, you shoved a handful of pills in your face. You're going on a ride.]

You run, screaming, through the halls of Babylon, the burning wrath of Tiamat upon you.

"I AM THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND RUG BURNS! COME AT ME BROTHERS! I SHALL EAT YOUR EARS IN A STEW!"

Milno left the airlock and moved to the hallway, passing by screaming Thomas and naked crazy May on his way and finally stopping at the armory master's counter.
"Do you have any unusable machine I could get? It can be something that is damaged to the point repairing isn't worth it and was going to be discarded, like a broken prosthetic arm the same type as mine."

Move to armory, ask the above. If something is obtained for free, then take it to the airlock. If it is a broken down prosthetic arm, then try to destry part of it from a small distance, using the gauntlet and concentrating on the knowledge obtained to sever a servo or cause similar visible damage.

"Well, that lady with the blade arm thing left this." She hands you a civilian prosthetic arm. It looks somewhat different then your arm. Hmm.

The seals of a stasis pod hiss open allowing a petite woman to  stumble out sputtering. She quickly gains her bearings an notices she's alone.
"Hello?"

>Hello new, naked woman. How are you?

"JAMJI!" May stood up from the palace and flew into the sun, eager to find the lost bazooka tree.

Go find an elf wizard (in actuality, another member of the HMRC) and worship (harass) them.

You fly the marshmallow catbird to the kingdom of the generic pointy eared fucks and tackle the first person you see, screaming about needing their succulent melons.

See if it'd be feasible to remotely control an empty battlesuit. If so, figure out what its stats would be like in that state.

You're about to do that thing when May, stark naked-go figure- tackles you out of the VR machine and climbs on top of you, screaming about melons and groping randomly.

Try putting the razors in a frangible sabot that falls apart as it leaves the barrel.

Yeah, that could work. What sort of substance do you want to make it out of?

Step out of the stasis pod. Put some clothes on.
I feel... good. Perfect, in fact. Could life get any better?
Wander around. Take in the sights. Be happy.
I'm missing something. Oh, right, a field manipulator. Must have a field manipulator.

You grab some clothing, ignoring the other naked person, and look around. Barracks, cool, bathroom, helpful, spaceship, confusing. Hmm

Maurice's expression lightened as he looked up to Brother Lars with hope and enlightment.
You... really think so? I never thought of it that way myself. I... This does clear things up, indeed.
Maurice stood up, with a smile brighter than ever, full of purpose and determination.
Thank you, my friend. I am forever in your debt, for you opened my eyes. This meeting is truly blessed. May you be well, and may your final hour not come yet for a long time.
May Gazer and Steve smile upon you, Brother.
Go to the VR machines, and open tinker.

You do exactly that.

"Aaah, halfway there."

Dice the worm with my laser gun (use bullseye mode) and season it _{just right}. Then put it in the oven until it is nice and crispy brown.

You activate your bullseye mode and proceed to use it to use it to cut the worm into nice thin slices. You also cut the plate, the counter and the dishwasher under it into nice clean slices. Oh.

Sword to the wrist holding his sword! Flat edge as always!

"Slapping my thighs now?"

[Feyri dex:1]
[Jim dex:5+1]
[jim str:3+1]
Feyri launches a stumbling assault on Jim, swinging her blade like a blind canoer with a paddle. Jim easily sidesteps and proceeds to slap her right in the butt with the flat of his blade.

[IronyOwl]

"AUGH, WHAT. Get off me you rambling freak!"

Wriggle away!

[Remalle]

Mesk jerks and sits up, blinking.
"Damn.  I shouldn't use my head so hard."
Wake up from my drooly brain death.  Look around and take mental notes on everybody around - most likely notes like "Stay away from everybody" and "Be armed and vigilant at all times".
(By the way, what happened with the sister who was making beautiful game art?)

[Prosperus]

"Aaah, halfway there."

Dice the worm with my laser gun (use bullseye mode) and season it _{just right}. Then put it in the oven until it is nice and crispy brown.

You activate your bullseye mode and proceed to use it to use it to cut the worm into nice thin slices. You also cut the plate, the counter and the dishwasher under it into nice clean slices. Oh.

"Oh! No biggie.

Season the worm and put it in the oven. Get it out when it is slightly brown and crispy and then bring the dish to the AM for a taste.

[Yoink]

"Uh, scorch the ball with yer mind?" Floki peered at his challenger for a moment before grinning and taking a ready grip on the bat.
"Eh, sure. Ain't gonna help against my skills, son! Ready?"

>Fling the ball into the air and smash it in my opponent's direction via bat. Begin to play ping-pong.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Jim grinned with the appropriate emoticon and circled Feyri. His intention this time was to let her get a hit in, although he'd 'attempt' to block the attack by 'mistaking' it for a feint.

[Knight Otu]

"Uh, scorch the ball with yer mind?" Floki peered at his challenger for a moment before grinning and taking a ready grip on the bat.
"Eh, sure. Ain't gonna help against my skills, son! Ready?"

>Fling the ball into the air and smash it in my opponent's direction via bat. Begin to play ping-pong.

Hit the ball back in a tricky angle.

[Tiruin]

Feyri was annoyed by how she worked with the blade. Apparently, it wasn't just swish-and-fling as she read them as.

And to spite her onwards, it seemed Jim was...playing with her.

Feint with sword, fist to his emoticon-emblazoned face.

"Left! Left!"

[TCM]

Perform the ritual of the intoxicated llama people.

[Yoink]

((It occurs to me that we aren't going to have this kitchen for long. ))