Look for a more optimal shape for the bot that still resembles a flight craft
Would a cyberdisc from xcom be a good example?
Ah, Vampire Nuns of the 5th Reich.
((Why is this not a real movie yet?))
Because my kickstarter failed.
Did you know I did bad movie reviews before this?
Perfect.
Open fire! Concentrate on the midsized ones- let the grunts take the little ones and the titans clash with each other. If the line falls, drive the Lasertrack backwards while keeping up the fire.
[con:2+1+1]
You open fire on the nearest medium sized beast, a 6 legged lump of talon tipped tentacles. The laser scythes through all the tentacles on it's right side, the severed limbs landing in piles beside it.
Head back to the rec room and, you guessed it, watch TV. Attempt to learn something about vampires, nuns and the 5th Reich.
You know, at the end of the day, TV really is your best, perhaps only friend.
Oh dear, that vampire nun has no shirt. Or pants. Or skin. Oh dear.
"Hmm... well, there's always civilian targets. I mean, patients."
Spawn a MkII suit and a tranq rifle. Disassemble the rifle and mount it in a smaller form on the right forearm of the suit. Connect the gun to the suit's system so that it can be activated by voice.
Well, a few things:
1.to mount it like that you'll basically need to saw off most of the barrel, so less accuracy.
2.Spring rifles need to have the spring reset every time. So you either need to do that manually or rig up something mechanical.
Take a seat on the couch and begin memorizing the list I got and what effects each spot has.
You sit on the pile of stuffing and wood that used to be the couch and start reading. Huh, exploding heart technique....you are already dead? How about that.
(Critical strike rolls are now int rather then med)
Keep watching.
'Hey, wait a minute, didn't I just play air-hockey against you? What happened to that art project, ran out of macaroni?'
Oh dear that man appears to be holding a very large sausage in his lederhosen.
Wake up. Pick a fight.
You wake up and start shouting.
"All your music is stupid, all my music is awesome. Gandalf is so awesome; sucks that snape killed him! Correlation equals causation!"
"Okay, twice the power, half the time. Figured that would be the case, but had to make sure. Now what does it do to armor?"
Spawn a MKIII, Battlesuit, ARSC, a concrete bunker, and an Avatar of War. Shoot each with the double power beam, and see how long it takes to cut them.
((!!SCIENCE!!))
Mk III gets burnt through pretty damn fast, battlesuit just kind of ignores it for a good while before stepping aside. Concrete bunker burns through in maybe 10 seconds. Avatar just stands there.
Once more unto the breach! (Again, with the monoatomic razor)
"Damnit!" Denzen cursed as he reloaded the simulation once more with the same settings.
[dex:1]
[dummy dex:6]
yeah...I'm guessing you can see how this will end. You appear to be cursed my man.
Alright, let's get funky
Boot up tinker, make a pressurized cannister that can hold up to 2 liters and fill it with liquid thermite (or gel equivilent of thermite/whatever the FUTURE! version is like).. Attempt to make a firearm which can shoot the contents of the cannisters.
Give it a Rifle grip, a safety valve to cut off the cannister, and a loading mechanism which connects the cannister to the barrel. The barrel should be long and smooth, you don't need a bore to shoot liquids after all. at the end should be a nozzle, which can be set to narrow jets for long distance and to disperse if I want to coat a larger area up close.
That should work, right vr?
If this is assembly was succesfull, spawn a random mook like before and fire the weapon at him, then ignite the now coated mook with my amp.
so...you want to make the equivalent of a termite supersoaker?
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