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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6002483 times)

Yoink

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5925 on: August 28, 2012, 01:14:36 am »

((FLESSSH
YOU MUST CONSUME FLESSSHHH

HUMAN FLESSSSH))
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5926 on: August 28, 2012, 01:19:57 am »

((How would that be different from anyone who eats at the cafeteria? I'm thinking that I have to consume some of those unusual compounds the Doctor mentioned, or whatever they're derived from.))
« Last Edit: August 28, 2012, 01:26:31 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5927 on: August 28, 2012, 02:01:33 am »

(( Maybe, like, living food? At least the things we eat at the cafeteria are long dead...
But yeah, more likely something very unusual. ))
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Nikitian kneels in front of his computer, fresh lamb's blood on his hands, and prays to the dark powers for answers about armor thickness.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5928 on: August 28, 2012, 02:23:09 am »

((He's got a point. We're all pretty much canabals by now...))

"Woah... Better cut down on the pills for awhile."

Go to the gym and do some exercise to increase my endurance.
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« Reply #5929 on: August 28, 2012, 03:32:08 am »

I proceed to a doorway out of the inmates section and proceed to swiftly hack the system opening the door then i begin looking for a control panel.
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« Reply #5930 on: August 28, 2012, 03:58:53 am »

((This should be amusing, if nothing else.))
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5931 on: August 28, 2012, 04:31:52 am »

'10 missions eh? Hmm, shouldn't be that difficult, right? I mean, how hard can it be?'
((i'm soo going to be eating those words   :P  ))
'If that's the case, you can sign me up, the sooner this is over the better.'
wander around ship, stop by armory
'Hey there, you're the one selling all our equipment, right?'
'Judging by your past experiences, what would you advise a fresh 'recruit' should buy for his very first undoubtedly enthralling journey into the unknown?'
'And do you happen to have any instructional material regarding that equipment? Anything would be appreciated.'


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(Amps are limited in use only by the will of the user. But thats a sort of invisible stat that does drain, so using them a lot all at once can end very badly. Field manipulators have a limit like that as well as a battery, but they're marginally safer plus you can have as many as you want. With Amps (and any brain implants really) you can only have 3.)

((Ah, thanks for clearing that up))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5932 on: August 28, 2012, 05:15:22 am »

"What kinda metal?"
Something reasonably strong, and somewhat... in a way that shatters.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5933 on: August 28, 2012, 10:28:39 am »

Try to get up.

"Ow...what the hell happened?"

(( as you can tell my color is Bold Green.))


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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5934 on: August 28, 2012, 10:32:40 am »

"You know, while I'm here..."
Find the Doctor.
"Hi, Doc, I have a question. You said I'm not entirely human. Got any not-entirely-human food for me? I'm feeling kind of hungry. I tried the mess hall, but stuff tastes like ash there."
Ask.

You look around for the Doctor but can't find him around anywhere.

((He's got a point. We're all pretty much canabals by now...))

"Woah... Better cut down on the pills for awhile."

Go to the gym and do some exercise to increase my endurance.
[end:5] You row for several minutes until your arms and lungs burn.

I proceed to a doorway out of the inmates section and proceed to swiftly hack the system opening the door then i begin looking for a control panel.
You walk to the rec room and are in the process of trying to pry a metal panel off the wall to get at what you assume is the control panel when you collapse into a twitching ball of pain.

>Did I mention the shock implant on your spine? Yeah. Shock implant on your spine. Also, stop that.


'10 missions eh? Hmm, shouldn't be that difficult, right? I mean, how hard can it be?'
((i'm soo going to be eating those words   :P  ))
'If that's the case, you can sign me up, the sooner this is over the better.'
wander around ship, stop by armory
'Hey there, you're the one selling all our equipment, right?'
'Judging by your past experiences, what would you advise a fresh 'recruit' should buy for his very first undoubtedly enthralling journey into the unknown?'
'And do you happen to have any instructional material regarding that equipment? Anything would be appreciated.'


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(Amps are limited in use only by the will of the user. But thats a sort of invisible stat that does drain, so using them a lot all at once can end very badly. Field manipulators have a limit like that as well as a battery, but they're marginally safer plus you can have as many as you want. With Amps (and any brain implants really) you can only have 3.)

((Ah, thanks for clearing that up))

The armory master holds her finger in her book and speaks without actually looking at you.
"I'd suggest a gun of some sort. Maybe a Laser rifle or a Gauss rifle and a kinetic amplifier or monoatomic razor if you've got the skill for it. Also, I have a manual for the laser rifle. It's not the original, it's one they made for the current army, but it's the best you'll get."

"What kinda metal?"
Something reasonably strong, and somewhat... in a way that shatters.
"Strong but brittle, alright." She hands you the supplies you requested along with several sheets of a blackish strange feeling metal.
"Be careful when you cut it."

Try to get up.

"Ow...what the hell happened?"



"Your brain was practically flooded in about a dozen different neurotransmitters."  A nurse says as she wipes foam from your mouth. You sit up and she grimaces. "You really should lay down for a bit. We had to neutralize a lot of chemicals in your head and we're not sure if there will be short term side effects."

 

mesor

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« Reply #5935 on: August 28, 2012, 10:36:24 am »

" Shrugs then walks down to the armory " Can i get a data tablet with long range wireless connectivity and a long lasting battery plus a spare battery and a heavily padded case for it?

" Grins evilly " O its so on.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2012, 10:38:46 am by mesor »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5936 on: August 28, 2012, 10:47:01 am »

Lars addresses the assembled rec roomers.

"Greetings, brothers!  I trust this glorious day is treating you well?"
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5937 on: August 28, 2012, 10:50:12 am »

Go punch the person responsable after recovering.

"Oh when I see the person agian I WILL punch him."
« Last Edit: August 28, 2012, 11:03:18 am by Tavik Toth »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5938 on: August 28, 2012, 11:10:12 am »

Man, is there anything magic can't do?
Head back to rec room and sit down on couch. Resume watching TV.
"Best day ever!"
« Last Edit: August 28, 2012, 11:13:38 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5939 on: August 28, 2012, 11:23:37 am »

" Shrugs then walks down to the armory " Can i get a data tablet with long range wireless connectivity and a long lasting battery plus a spare battery and a heavily padded case for it?

" Grins evilly " O its so on.
The armory master hands you a Datapad and a padded case.
"Go nuts."

Go punch the person responsable after recovering.

"Oh when I see the person agian I WILL punch him."
You lay still for a few minutes but quickly become impatient. You get out of bed and walk a few feet before your legs stop working and you collapse in a heap. Ow.

Man, is there anything magic can't do?
Head back to rec room and sit down on couch. Resume watching TV.
"Best day ever!"
Ahhh competitive knife catching. Will you ever become unfunny? Probably.

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