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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6005289 times)

SeriousConcentrate

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4890 on: July 27, 2012, 11:00:10 am »

Jim decided to try sharpening that damn claymore with his amps. That'll show it. The katana too, if it was still considered 'dull'. If not, he'd leave it alone.

(Also, OW, Toaster. I'm glad I skipped that little girl. >.>)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4891 on: July 27, 2012, 11:05:48 am »

"Hrmm. Test subject? Armor therapy? Free? Would being a test subject make it free, or would the therapy be free anyway?"

Ask the Doc whether the test is free, or the treatment.

((Damn that is a badass little girl.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4892 on: July 27, 2012, 11:29:24 am »

((She's hardcore.  Also, ouch.))


OWWWWWWWW that hurt!  Time for revenge.

Tackle and strangle her to death.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4893 on: July 27, 2012, 11:42:16 am »

Tackle and strangle her to death.
((Without your eyes?

Both of you are fighting blind! Hear her ou-...wait, she didn't make a sound yet.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4894 on: July 27, 2012, 11:43:58 am »

Well, I heard what she did with that Elisaz, and I am not stupid enough to make the same mistake he did. Perversion does not equal stupidity. I thought you could help a little but if you can't...

Renen goes back to normal mode.

Continue reading the book. Buy Jim's katana if he happens to be selling it for one token.

((@PW: Do the NPCs like the AM have the same skill divison like ours, with the upgrades and so on? Does she roll for things like her amp usage when she destroyed Elisaz's body?))
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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4895 on: July 27, 2012, 11:59:38 am »

Nevermind messing with the katana, sell that for the token. >.>
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4896 on: July 27, 2012, 01:01:39 pm »

(I think the little girl in the fight simulator should be reskinned to be the little girl I rescued.  Then Mesk could fight her, get virtual killed, and everyone would be happy.)

Hmm, right.  Well if I recall correctly I had actuators built in to extend and retract the needles, so if I do some slight modifications to said actuators so they attach to the syringes as well and rig them with a pressure sensor of some sort I could have them automatically extend when inside flesh and then retract after pulling the needle out, the pressure difference should keep the fluid inside the syringes until injection - same principle as a turkey baster, but with actuators and needles.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4897 on: July 27, 2012, 01:17:05 pm »

(I think the little girl in the fight simulator should be reskinned to be the little girl I rescued.  Then Mesk could fight her, get virtual killed, and everyone would be happy.)

Hmm, right.  Well if I recall correctly I had actuators built in to extend and retract the needles, so if I do some slight modifications to said actuators so they attach to the syringes as well and rig them with a pressure sensor of some sort I could have them automatically extend when inside flesh and then retract before pulling the needle out, the pressure difference should keep the fluid inside the syringes until injection - same principle as a turkey baster, but with actuators and needles.

((Retract before pulling out... Taking a blood sample of everyone? Because you'll be sucking blood into them if you have that. Pull them out, then retract.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4898 on: July 27, 2012, 01:21:05 pm »

Bishop leaned back and gave a suspicious look at the doctor.

"Ooooh, don't you tempt me with these promises! It's still in testing, so I won't trust it until I'm sure it works as intended and with as few side effects as possible."

He was silent for a moment before continuing.

"What exactly would testing consist of and could you do it with just one of my arms?"

Ask the crazy doctor and also ask how much does the organic bone strengthening cost. After asking, take off my now useless bandage for my burnt hand and check how many tokens I have.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4899 on: July 27, 2012, 02:37:07 pm »

((Why is Thomas the only one who can do punch many things? He actually got past the little girl. In fact, if I remember right, he just kind of kicked her then stepped on her face.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4900 on: July 27, 2012, 02:45:54 pm »

(I think the little girl in the fight simulator should be reskinned to be the little girl I rescued.  Then Mesk could fight her, get virtual killed, and everyone would be happy.)

Hmm, right.  Well if I recall correctly I had actuators built in to extend and retract the needles, so if I do some slight modifications to said actuators so they attach to the syringes as well and rig them with a pressure sensor of some sort I could have them automatically extend when inside flesh and then retract before pulling the needle out, the pressure difference should keep the fluid inside the syringes until injection - same principle as a turkey baster, but with actuators and needles.

((Retract before pulling out... Taking a blood sample of everyone? Because you'll be sucking blood into them if you have that. Pull them out, then retract.))
(Good point.  Edited.  Hopefully it won't leak too much.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4901 on: July 27, 2012, 02:53:33 pm »

((Why is Thomas the only one who can do punch many things? He actually got past the little girl. In fact, if I remember right, he just kind of kicked her then stepped on her face.))
((Jim actually got to the man with the bat and left the VR when he was about to lose. Time for SeriousConcentrate's smugface.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4902 on: July 27, 2012, 02:54:12 pm »

((Why is Thomas the only one who can do punch many things? He actually got past the little girl. In fact, if I remember right, he just kind of kicked her then stepped on her face.))
((Jim actually got to the man with the bat and left the VR when he was about to lose. Time for SeriousConcentrate's smugface.))
((Thomas got to the knife guy. Is that before or after bat guy?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4903 on: July 27, 2012, 02:54:51 pm »

((Before.  It's girl, dude, knife guy, bat man.))
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4904 on: July 27, 2012, 02:56:01 pm »

((Wait, you can fight Batman? Awesome!

I want to tinker up a utility belt, now.))
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