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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6015086 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4815 on: July 24, 2012, 08:16:15 pm »

Bishop just glared for a bit at the mental sheep.

"How helpful."

Get the doctor's attention already and ask if he can get rid of the visions.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4816 on: July 25, 2012, 06:20:55 am »

"Hrmmm. Idea."

Don invisibility cloak, activate it, and pretend to be another hallucination for Hallucination man.

"Hehehehehe."
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((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4817 on: July 25, 2012, 08:26:46 am »

Figure out whether or not I'm in Tinker yet.
No one has plugged you in as far as I know, so no.

((Hey peoples, someone should update the Tv Tropes page.))
Cal has been basically doing it all on his lonesome and doing a damn good job at it, as far as I can see. So I would be willing to bet that he'll update it when he can. However, I'm sure that anyone who is willing to help him in anyway would be welcome to do so.
((I have been slightly swamped these days, but you can count on me to try and keep updating it. I got two tabs permanently open on my browser, and those are the main and the character pages for ER in TVT. And two for the mission and on-ship threads.))

(( I would assist the shit outta' Cal, but my TV Tropes doesn't work for some reason. :( ))
((Is it a problem with the cookies and the log in system?))
Again, thanks for all the help Cal; you've really stepped up and done some great work.

Bishop just glared for a bit at the mental sheep.

"How helpful."

Get the doctor's attention already and ask if he can get rid of the visions.
"Hey! Hey! HEY DOC! I'm seeing talking sheep here! Little help? Brain no worky good."

The doctor looks around Lukas to get a look at you.

"Will clear up with time. Maybe."

He digs into his pocket, retrieves and hucks a bottle of pills at you.

"Anti-psychotics. Help you be anti-psychotic."

You're about to say something back when a big shimmering, distorted lump of space in the shape of sheet draped over someone walks up beside you. Uh.

"Hrmmm. Idea."

Don invisibility cloak, activate it, and pretend to be another hallucination for Hallucination man.

"Hehehehehe."
You put on your cloak, activate it and sneak up beside bishop when he isn't looking.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4818 on: July 25, 2012, 08:27:56 am »

Lars saves his creation, and heads over to Punch Many Things.

((Miss this one?  If so, lemme add...))

Also punch the first thing that comes up in Punch Many Things.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4819 on: July 25, 2012, 08:47:30 am »

"So. You want to get rid of us, don't you. Are you sure you can trust those pills? Wasn't the Doctor the one who caused us? Can you really trust him? Who can you trust?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4820 on: July 25, 2012, 09:03:34 am »

((PW, I think you missed my action. Here it is again:))

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You know what they say: It's all fun and games until a psycho-kinetic Armory Master rips your balls off.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4821 on: July 25, 2012, 09:09:13 am »

((Mine too))

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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

"Steve, they're trying to talk to us. We need an orbital bombardment NOW!"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4822 on: July 25, 2012, 09:13:54 am »

Bishop just wordlessly stares at the shimmering sheet for a moment.

"If this is your idea of a joke, then let me tell you that the talking, face melting sheep was telling me to kill people for my own good, and that just before now, I almost gouged out the eyes of a crippled man to get some revenge on him. Needless to say, taunting me right now is NOT good for your health.

Plus I know your the guy that was standing behind me that's under a shitty cloaking sheet. I've seen those things before so you can't fool me that easily. Also, there's this."


Punch this idiot, then take a pill and ask the doc if he can help increase my reaction time somehow. Remember to thank him for the pills too.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4823 on: July 25, 2012, 09:33:14 am »

((Kisame, I am not sure what your character's name is, but I like them. :P))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4824 on: July 25, 2012, 10:53:56 am »

"Fine. But can you trust him? And didn't you just stop being addicted to painkillers? Now your taking more pills. Oh, and how does the cloak look? I can't see it. And by the way, names Cog."


((Glad you like him Yoink.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4825 on: July 25, 2012, 02:42:10 pm »

(Here's mine again, too.)

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« Last Edit: July 25, 2012, 03:26:05 pm by SeriousConcentrate »
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SerCon Shorts: This Is How You Do It - Twenty-three one minute or less videos of random stupidity in AC:U, Bloodborne, DS2:SotFS, Salt & Sanctuary, and The Witcher 3.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4826 on: July 25, 2012, 03:19:27 pm »

((@SeriousConcentrate: I think you could add the means of sharpening. Amp or non-amp. Edit: Hurr durr, already there.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4827 on: July 25, 2012, 03:20:58 pm »

((It's not really clear, but he did say 'during his rest breaks'.))
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4828 on: July 25, 2012, 03:22:27 pm »

((It's not really clear, but he did say 'during his rest breaks'.))
((Oh yeah, it is implied.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4829 on: July 25, 2012, 03:24:53 pm »

(Piecewise and I already had that conversation anyway, and as Yoink said it's clearly non-amp since the whole point of taking a rest break is not using the amps. :P But fine, I'll edit it in.)
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