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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6014838 times)

Remalle

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 6 recruiting
« Reply #4365 on: July 18, 2012, 02:51:10 am »

"Well, shit.  If only my spine was in the spine-place, I could, do, medical stuff, to make her feel better.  'Scuse me, doctor, other doctor, I need a favour, please, just one robot arm... and some lysergic acid diethylamide for the patient?
"...fine, you all just attend to your stupid bets.  I'll make this girl better with just my voice, you'll see!  Uh... look, I'm sorry about what happened to your parents, but if it makes you feel any better, the, cremation, is free of charge!"
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PyroDesu

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 6 recruiting
« Reply #4366 on: July 18, 2012, 02:55:07 am »

Damnation!

Note to self: If I survive the mission, find a better way to do this, or at least some kind of armor I could use while doing it so I don't have to worry... Unless I only need to do it for the prototype... that'd be nice.


Recollect my wits, attempt to pour the stuff again, but instead of trying to pour from one hand to another, set the beaker/funnel on the floor, kneel on the floor myself, and pour using both hands so the container can't slip from them again.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 6 recruiting
« Reply #4367 on: July 18, 2012, 03:01:44 am »

"What about pregnancies? Though I doubt it really applies much here, what with the bodies being torn to little pieces. And uhh, what exactly happened last mission? Can you give me a video?"
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Prosperus

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 6 recruiting
« Reply #4368 on: July 18, 2012, 03:10:24 am »

"What about pregnancies? Though I doubt it really applies much here, what with the bodies being torn to little pieces. And uhh, what exactly happened last mission? Can you give me a video?"

((Hehe, so Thomas is gonna give May a womb for her birthday, huh? *Somehow images of Aliens 4 are flashing through my mind at this thought*))
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You know what they say: It's all fun and games until a psycho-kinetic Armory Master rips your balls off.

Spinal_Taper

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 6 recruiting
« Reply #4369 on: July 18, 2012, 03:18:40 am »

(("May? I got you a present..."
*Hold up bloodstained glob of flesh, smiles widely and sincerely*

Yeah, he's a little odd, not a psychopath. Yet.))
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Prosperus

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 6 recruiting
« Reply #4370 on: July 18, 2012, 03:46:05 am »

(("May? I got you a present..."
*Hold up bloodstained glob of flesh, smiles widely and sincerely*

Yeah, he's a little odd, not a psychopath. Yet.))

((Yeah, that wouldn't work, I guess. But hey, you can always adopt the girl that Mesk made into an orphan! Having May as a mother would definitely replace her trauma over losing her parents with several new ones.))
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 6 recruiting
« Reply #4371 on: July 18, 2012, 04:03:11 am »

((BRILLIANT! Her anger at the HRMC will be replaced by utter insanity!
Also, Thomas and May raising a little girl is a hilarious concept.))
« Last Edit: July 18, 2012, 04:08:04 am by Spinal_Taper »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 6 recruiting
« Reply #4372 on: July 18, 2012, 05:15:47 am »

((Good lord, I am seriously considering having Bishop snap all of your necks in your sleep for this. Life now offically sucks for that poor little girl. Also, Mesk is totally geting his throat punched.))
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Prosperus

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 6 recruiting
« Reply #4373 on: July 18, 2012, 05:38:00 am »

((Good lord, I am seriously considering having Bishop snap all of your necks in your sleep for this. Life now offically sucks for that poor little girl. Also, Mesk is totally geting his throat punched.))

((Don't whine, Bishop can be her uncle.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 6 recruiting
« Reply #4374 on: July 18, 2012, 05:40:36 am »

((I think there's still a spot in the mission? If so))

Save the sim, log out, volunteer, go to the briefing room.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 6 recruiting
« Reply #4375 on: July 18, 2012, 06:00:26 am »

((8/10 was the last count I heard, meaning there's now one more left. Unless I missed someone else signing up, which is certainly possible.))
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Yoink

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 6 recruiting
« Reply #4376 on: July 18, 2012, 06:06:54 am »

((It was at 9/10, so you'll be the last one, I guess.))
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IronyOwl

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 6 recruiting
« Reply #4377 on: July 18, 2012, 06:16:48 am »

((Yeah, it's 10/10 now. The current roster is:

Milno
anailater
Nikitian
PyroDesu
Thomas
May
Faith
Tiruin
Yoink
Knight Otu

Mixed usernames and character names because sadly I have no idea who half these people are. :P))
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 6 recruiting
« Reply #4378 on: July 18, 2012, 06:21:58 am »

((Ya done cut me deep, man. :-[
Now I'm totes going to turn into some melodramatic supervillain with an inferiority complex. :P))
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 6 recruiting
« Reply #4379 on: July 18, 2012, 06:22:55 am »

(I'm surprised you don't remember Tiruin = Feyri. :P And I remember Charro, Yoink, so no need to  go on the rampage just yet. Save that for the mission! :3)
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