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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6002721 times)

SeriousConcentrate

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Everyone is a Omnicidal idiot.
« Reply #3675 on: July 03, 2012, 12:25:39 am »

VR Jim: Circumvent system by respawning arm with a Mega Man/Samus Aran-style arm cannon for a hand. Also, spawn a whole bunch of geese to fly with and a few cows to shoot.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Everyone is a Omnicidal idiot.
« Reply #3676 on: July 03, 2012, 12:26:39 am »

"Oh, sure! Sounds excellent. What colours do they come in? ...Was that a stupid question? Nevermind, I'll take what you can find. Also, uh, can your head really detach from your shoulders and fly around on its own, or was that just the cigarette's doing?"
Charro's pretty sure it was the latter, but he watches the AM closely just incase she does it again.
 
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Everyone is a Omnicidal idiot.
« Reply #3677 on: July 03, 2012, 12:28:47 am »

VR Milno: Snark at Feyri's failure. Fly around with Jim.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Everyone is a Omnicidal idiot.
« Reply #3678 on: July 03, 2012, 12:35:40 am »

Hello? Anyone I can talk to 'bout changing one of my arms?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Everyone is a Omnicidal idiot.
« Reply #3679 on: July 03, 2012, 12:38:50 am »

"Computer, is there any method of reducing the heat generated by the Railgun, but in keeping it's state?\

Actually, how did the LESHO get it's accuracy as such? Is it as durable as a regular Railgun?"


Respawn parts stolen. Explode: Snakes.

Feyri sighed as the bots went haywire around her, but was glad that they were making use of their time in testing battle simulations.

Bot Jim & Milno: Engage in unarmed combat in the air, doing multiple maneuvers as they clash!

"What is wrong with this VR?!"

((I misread the word 'parts'...gah.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Everyone is a Omnicidal idiot.
« Reply #3680 on: July 03, 2012, 12:42:21 am »

You grab one of the fruits that are sprouting from your veritable bush of an arm and take a bite. Tastes like blood. Tastes like a lot of blood.

((Uh oh))

"Blegh! This fruit is disgusting." Lukas spits out the fruit and takes a sip from the Xenospit to get rid of the taste.

Spit out 'fruit' and take a sip of Xenospit.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3681 on: July 03, 2012, 12:49:18 am »

(That sucks so much for you, Prosperus. O_O)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Everyone is a Omnicidal idiot.
« Reply #3682 on: July 03, 2012, 12:50:15 am »

Spit out 'fruit' and take a sip of Xenospit.

Have fun with the side effects of taking different hallucinogens at the same time.
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« Reply #3683 on: July 03, 2012, 12:51:17 am »

(That sucks so much for you, Prosperus. O_O)

((Yeah, well...I keep bringing Lukas into this kind of situations somehow.:D He is turning into a completely useless person that is only dangerous to himself.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3684 on: July 03, 2012, 12:56:44 am »

((Actually, keep the shape of the helmet as it currently is for the MK series.))
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« Reply #3685 on: July 03, 2012, 12:58:19 am »

((New title: "Hightech death machines before hos" That's the way Thomas does it, and he's right.

Have you thought about May's original form? You never know when Elizas may appear to visit the outside world...))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3686 on: July 03, 2012, 01:40:31 am »

((It's a risk he's willing to put up with for his dream girl))
Thomas saves his designs and exits the VR.
"Steve, can you take me to May?"
Go to May.
« Last Edit: July 03, 2012, 02:28:13 am by Spinal_Taper »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3687 on: July 03, 2012, 03:09:03 am »

Examine why that's such a barrier. Isn't it possible to completely genetically rewire someone to not be human? If nothing else, couldn't a variant of the Altered... treatment work for that?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Everyone is a Omnicidal idiot.
« Reply #3688 on: July 03, 2012, 06:53:55 am »

The Samsonite Abyss is, according to the program, an anomaly that recently appeared on the property of the Samsonite Family. The news story isn't terribly explicit in what the anomaly is but draws a connection to something called the "Hadad labyrinth", a similar anomaly that appeared in the Hadad university and resulted in the disappearance of several students.

You light up another cigarette.
"Weird stuff." Gorat is half-tempted to ignore the Abyss as some sort of quackery, like those haunted labor bots from home people were always going on about, but Faith had mentioned some rather strange things about her missions. He continues to watch the program until he is finished with his cig, before returning to the VR, requesting a slightly hilly plain with mountains in the distance. No enemies yet.

Watch TV for a cigarette's length, then back to VR.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Everyone is a Omnicidal idiot.
« Reply #3689 on: July 03, 2012, 08:09:23 am »

Watch TV for a cigarette's length, then back to VR.

((Oh, this brings back memories. I used to know a guy who did almost all of his timing in terms of cigarettes.))
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