Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

 _

_
- 0 (0%)
_
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 0

Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am


Pages: 1 ... 37 38 [39] 40 41 ... 2101

Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6001910 times)

Caellath

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Panty raid gone wrong?
« Reply #570 on: May 10, 2012, 12:49:44 am »

((If Steve, the almighty AI couldn't find anything wrong with it from his scans, what chance did us unskilled grunts have of finding it? None whatsoever.))
((Exactly my point. We are just all screwed anyway. Resign yourselves and smile at death.))
Logged
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

piecewise

  • Bay Watcher
  • [TORTURE_FOR_FUN]
    • View Profile
    • Stuff
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Panty raid gone wrong?
« Reply #571 on: May 10, 2012, 12:53:34 am »

Jack yells again "Anyone around?"
Ivan, despite having a momentary identity crisis, yells to get someone's attention, but no one responds. Then the lights cut out and are replaced by red emergency lights. That can't be good.

((He never put it down, so I assume he has his laser rifle))
Thomas waited for a moment then said "Don't answer the guy huh? Real funny. I'll ask her myself." He disconnects from the system and checks if his cigarette is more than a stump.
You pull of the VR helmet and flick away the stub of a cigarette while looking around. Everything looks really red. Maybe the VR machine is bad on your eyes? No...wait, the lights are red. Wonder whats going on.

((Damn you all. Though to be fair, what kind of AI accepts data from a quarantined zone and doesn't quarantine them on the ship somehow?


Also, when will I be healed? Next mission?))
(You'll be ready by next mission.)
(I wonder who's more screwed, you or us?)
((I'd say you, because we have the Armory Master and the bottomless pile that is the armory. Also, Piecewise? Is it possible to make the laser continous fire, so it acts like a flamethrower?))
You can already fire it continuously, just hold down the trigger. Remember it's ammo is measured in time, not shots, but people always just say "Shoot" so I always just deduct like 5 seconds. In high intensity, high diffusion "shotgun" mode though it eats through ammo like crazy. 

((Ahaha. This will be fun.))
Is it possible to make the laser continous fire, so it acts like a flamethrower?))
((Please refrain from doing anything risky while inside a ship filled with teammates.))
((@Irony: With the emergency lights and all, I guess Faith has already realized shit happening. Maybe moving her ass may be advised.))
((@Zako: I bet even the scanning would cause that, and you must be forgetting Steve may have found nothing wrong with the files before accepting them.
Edit: And maybe only the sounds themselves caused that. Remember, hidden meanings, codes and possible computer mindfuck.))

Milno watches as the armory master enters the maintenance room. He just hopes there is shit happening with the hidden crew and they are all being slaughtered the same way the convicts usually are, but they may manage to get it under control. At the same time, he knows hoping is useless.

Milno goes back to the armory and checks if he can get a laser rifle and pay for it himself and also checks for the rest of the weapons. If not, he looks for the rest of the group.
You roll back to the armory and look if there is some way to get in or pay for something on your own but can't find anything. You swear and roll back to the rec room, where everyone else seems to be.

>To everyone aboard the ship.

The intercoms buzz for a moment and then a Calm female voice cuts in.

"Warning. Life support failure."

Scelly9

  • Bay Watcher
  • That crazy long-haired queer liberal communist
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Breathing is overrated.
« Reply #572 on: May 10, 2012, 12:56:04 am »

"Oh, shit" Jack Ivan puts up his helmet and looks around, heading toward the maintenance door.
Logged
You taste the jug! It is ceramic.
Quote from: Loud Whispers
SUPPORT THE COMMUNIST GAY MOVEMENT!

Caellath

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Breathing is overrated.
« Reply #573 on: May 10, 2012, 12:57:26 am »

((@GM: How about the people who are not online but inside the ship, like Socialist Threat and Gigantor?))
Logged
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Spinal_Taper

  • Bay Watcher
  • The sparkles are because I'm fabulous, of course.
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Panty raid gone wrong?
« Reply #574 on: May 10, 2012, 12:59:30 am »

Thomas' eyes open wide, and he stands shocked as he hears the eerily uttered warning.  He notices Milno beside him and asks"Hey Milno, this is a drill or something, right?"
Logged

Remalle

  • Bay Watcher
  • they/them
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Breathing is overrated.
« Reply #575 on: May 10, 2012, 01:03:00 am »

(...I guess that answers my question.  You guys are screeeeewed.)
Logged

Caellath

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Panty raid gone wrong?
« Reply #576 on: May 10, 2012, 01:05:57 am »

Thomas' eyes open wide, and he stands shocked as he hears the eerily uttered warning.  He notices Milno beside him and asks"Hey Milno, this is a drill or something, right?"
Milno grins and giggles a bit.
"No, this is not a drill. Just prepare for the worst. I mean it. Get your suit on. Now."

Milno heads once again to the armory, snatches a Tesla Sabre and a Laser Rifle if he is able to and checks on any people without the spacesuits who may be sleeping or drooling over their feet, throwing them their suits. And helping them if necessary. Make sure to check their suits' sealing.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2012, 01:15:49 am by Caellath »
Logged
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

IronyOwl

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nope~
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Breathing is overrated.
« Reply #577 on: May 10, 2012, 01:08:49 am »

"Oh," Faith said in the same flat voice. "Guess I should get my suit on."


Calmly go find and put on my MKII Suit.
Logged
Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Zako

  • Bay Watcher
  • YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Breathing is overrated.
« Reply #578 on: May 10, 2012, 01:10:05 am »

((Dear god... What have I done... I don't know if Milno's suit is gonna maintain it's seal with his injured leg, so you better fix that quickly if you can.))
Logged

Caellath

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Breathing is overrated.
« Reply #579 on: May 10, 2012, 01:12:45 am »

((Dear god... What have I done... I don't know if Milno's suit is gonna maintain it's seal with his injured leg, so you better fix that quickly if you can.))
((I guess it will. I have my metallic arm outside, so I guess the armor can seal itself. Also, life support means we'll be lacking breathable air, I guess, but it is not like the ship has already been torn in half and there is suddenly the crushing pressure of space vacuum everywhere. I am actually glad to have stayed, this may turn out more interesting than the ground mission.))
Logged
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

IronyOwl

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nope~
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Breathing is overrated.
« Reply #580 on: May 10, 2012, 01:13:47 am »

((We know MkIIs can keep the helmet pressurized even when torn, so I don't think it'll be an issue in an MkIII. And as Caellath said, it's not like life support failure should mean horrible conditions, just not nice conditions. We think.))
Logged
Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Yoink

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Breathing is overrated.
« Reply #581 on: May 10, 2012, 01:15:24 am »

((It means the cryo tanks are gonna need a cleaning-out. :P

Also, we on the mission are really not much more screwed than we would be anyway... There were no plans for sending in a second team if we failed. You guys get the armoury master on your side!))
« Last Edit: May 10, 2012, 01:18:05 am by Yoink »
Logged
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Spinal_Taper

  • Bay Watcher
  • The sparkles are because I'm fabulous, of course.
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Panty raid gone wrong?
« Reply #582 on: May 10, 2012, 01:18:47 am »

Hearing the giggle,Thomas looks at Milno alarmed. "I hope he didn't just laugh at this. Yeah, he totally did. He's nuts.", he thinks as he whips on his suit. Then he follows Milno, grabbing a gauss cannon and a mark III as they pass the armory. He helps Milno with the others, laughing, as he draws parallels with dressing a child.  Then, he puts on the Mark III if there's time. Without anything distracting him from his own thoughts, he stops laughing as quickly as he had begun.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2012, 01:24:22 am by Spinal_Taper »
Logged

Caellath

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Breathing is overrated.
« Reply #583 on: May 10, 2012, 01:19:17 am »

((You guys get the armoury master on your side!))
((No way, she is with the "maintenance personnel". And I do not trust her either.))
Logged
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

piecewise

  • Bay Watcher
  • [TORTURE_FOR_FUN]
    • View Profile
    • Stuff
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Breathing is overrated.
« Reply #584 on: May 10, 2012, 01:19:49 am »

>Everyone

The calm voice of the female announcer cuts out in mid repeat of the warning and the intercoms screech with static. The entire ship seems to vibrate and the thinning air distorts for an instant. Your ears ring, your skin crawls, your eyes burn, and then...

> Honestly, I can't leave you people alone even for a minute can I?

The emergency lights click off and are replaced with the normal ones. A moment later the Armory master walks out of the Maintenance door with a relieved look on her face.

>Sorry about the brief technical difficulties, someone was dumb enough to send a corrupt data file from a Quarantine zone. The partitions I had in place worked but they did cut me off from the ship till I was finished fixing things. Now, if you excuse me, I have someone to yell at. 
Pages: 1 ... 37 38 [39] 40 41 ... 2101