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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6003474 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Arts and Crafts
« Reply #7365 on: September 20, 2012, 06:51:52 am »

"Okay, so we go and find the techaeologistic guy, he tells us what to do, we go off and do it, we come back. Sounds simple enough. Simple enough for MAGIC!"
Get my MKI suit. Put it on. Feel proud of myself. Go wherever it is I'm supposed to go (stasis, I guess?). Make sure I've got my Deadly Sword of Fatal Murder and Magic Knife of Blood and Unholy Terror with me. Also, make sure to get a case of some generic booze and another case of the Xeno Spit stuff from the armory!
((Sounds like fun! Robbing unfathomable post-human civilizations of their luxurious goodies, oh my!))
« Last Edit: September 20, 2012, 11:45:59 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Arts and Crafts
« Reply #7366 on: September 20, 2012, 07:11:54 am »

((I stand by my earlier statment. 50% survival rate, no one unscathed. I know Bishop has funky healing powers, but I'm counting injuries, not trips to the medbay.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Arts and Crafts
« Reply #7367 on: September 20, 2012, 07:57:46 am »

Ok.

Take katana, feint an atack to his upper body, then atack his knee. After that kick the damaged knee and aim to slash towards his head.
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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

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Nikitian

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Arts and Crafts
« Reply #7368 on: September 20, 2012, 08:58:46 am »

You are welcome, Simulacrus. Nice prosthetics indeed... let us talk about them one of these days.
Just don't be late for the debriefing. I'll check on the rest of the team and hurry to the briefing room as well.


Hello, Gorat! Here, these belong to you, I'm afraid.
Maurice returned Gorat the severed fingers.

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Nikitian kneels in front of his computer, fresh lamb's blood on his hands, and prays to the dark powers for answers about armor thickness.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Arts and Crafts
« Reply #7369 on: September 20, 2012, 09:31:19 am »

"Give me the cybernetic replacements please. Also, how long will I be in quarantine?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Arts and Crafts
« Reply #7370 on: September 20, 2012, 09:31:45 am »

"You... kept them in your suit the whole time? I have my doubts that they're still any good."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Arts and Crafts
« Reply #7371 on: September 20, 2012, 10:26:15 am »

Actually, I kept these in my bag, but still... Well, maybe you had something in mind for them. Maurice smiled apologetically.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Arts and Crafts
« Reply #7372 on: September 20, 2012, 10:41:30 am »

"Any chance of hostiles or something? Also, remind me of my vr battle when we return."

After answer get in a statsis pod.

« Last Edit: September 20, 2012, 10:44:52 am by Tavik Toth »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Arts and Crafts
« Reply #7373 on: September 20, 2012, 10:50:06 am »

((Are mission people posting here now?))
"Steve, can you refresh me on the murdering on the ship rules?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Arts and Crafts
« Reply #7374 on: September 20, 2012, 10:58:01 am »

((Just waiting for mission to start.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Arts and Crafts
« Reply #7375 on: September 20, 2012, 11:01:23 am »

"Oh, before I forget." Milno said, remembering something and grinning.

Get manipulator which is with Travis and deliver it to Mason.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Arts and Crafts
« Reply #7376 on: September 20, 2012, 11:19:38 am »

Ah.  Here they come.

Visit each of the new infirmity patients, checking on them and asking the medical staff as to their condition.

stuff my spoons and bottle of scotch in my pockets, go and procure 2 cigars and an extra cannister of namite, grab my supersoaker and get to the stasis pods

((Glad to see someone else is carrying on the tradition of bringing booze on missions.))
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Arts and Crafts
« Reply #7377 on: September 20, 2012, 11:22:12 am »

((Always carry booze. There's no telling how many problems we could have solved in a timely and efficient fashion, provided that enough booze was used.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Arts and Crafts
« Reply #7378 on: September 20, 2012, 11:31:20 am »

(( Yeah, I thought it could be used to bribe an npc, or at the very least to use as an impromptu molotov))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Arts and Crafts
« Reply #7379 on: September 20, 2012, 11:36:45 am »

"Oh, before I forget." Milno said, remembering something and grinning.

Get manipulator which is with Travis and deliver it to Mason.
"Oh thanks, How is that douche anyway"?
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