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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5936984 times)

mesor

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: It's like Monkey's Paw, the RTD
« Reply #6315 on: September 01, 2012, 05:21:09 pm »

(( Haha sweet i figured id end up with something like that. )).

Follows the doctor as soon as i can move and grabbing the nearest solid object to hand swings it into the side of the doctors head with all my strength and then keeps hitting him until he's brain has been destroyed so badly it is completely impossible to repair it or place it in a new body
« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 05:25:06 pm by mesor »
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Remalle

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: It's like Monkey's Paw, the RTD
« Reply #6316 on: September 01, 2012, 05:27:43 pm »

(He just doesn't learn...)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: It's like Monkey's Paw, the RTD
« Reply #6317 on: September 01, 2012, 05:42:03 pm »

((Shush, I wanna see Steve shock him :D ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: It's like Monkey's Paw, the RTD
« Reply #6318 on: September 01, 2012, 05:42:18 pm »

(( Yes he does i warned him and he screwed me so its payback time before i go stab myself ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: It's like Monkey's Paw, the RTD
« Reply #6319 on: September 01, 2012, 05:42:28 pm »

((Dude you are so fucked right now. At least we get to see Herr Docktor's combat prowess.))
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((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

mesor

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: It's like Monkey's Paw, the RTD
« Reply #6320 on: September 01, 2012, 05:43:58 pm »

(( Haha yup i probably am :) )).
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: It's like Monkey's Paw, the RTD
« Reply #6321 on: September 01, 2012, 06:47:49 pm »

(( Haha sweet i figured id end up with something like that. )).

Follows the doctor as soon as i can move and grabbing the nearest solid object to hand swings it into the side of the doctors head with all my strength and then keeps hitting him until he's brain has been destroyed so badly it is completely impossible to repair it or place it in a new body
The nearest hard looking object is an IV stand, so you grab it and run out of the room, holding it above your head like a club as you run towards the Doctor, who is still slowly walking away down the hall.
[dex:4]
[Doc Dex:5]

You swing the sharp, square base of the stand directly at the Doctor's temple, the moment playing out in beautiful slow motion thanks to your heightened reflexes. Just as the blow is about to connect the Doctor drops, ducking the blow by a fraction of an inch and spinning on his heel at the same time, turning to face you.

"I'm curious" he says, his face inches from yours as the IV stand clangs into the wall, " What is it that you hope to accomplish? Is all thats driving you just a petty animallistic desire for revenge?"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: It's like Monkey's Paw, the RTD
« Reply #6322 on: September 01, 2012, 06:50:00 pm »

((I have a feeling Herr Docktor has some Decompensators.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: It's like Monkey's Paw, the RTD
« Reply #6323 on: September 01, 2012, 06:51:27 pm »

((I've a feeling doing stupid, obvious things is bad.  :P))
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mesor

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: It's like Monkey's Paw, the RTD
« Reply #6324 on: September 01, 2012, 06:54:43 pm »

Smiles and puts the stand down  " Nope i was curious to see how far my reaction speed had increased and also wondered how good you are in a fight. Revenge is for being ruled by there emotions i myself am more evolved then that and am ruled by logic and logic dictated that as the one to give me the improvements you would be the best one to test them against to get a baseline for how effective they have been. "
Holds hand out to the doctor to shake "I considered asking you to sever my nervous system entirely to remove any feeling of pain but i realized if i did you'd probably just leave me in an even worse condition. So i may ask one of the inmates with a medical back ground to do it or alternatively ill simply use the VR machine to analyze my nervous system and then simulate every pain killers effect until i find the one that works unless of course you would care to tell me which one it is. "

(( Btw what increases did i actually get from the surgery besides the pain thing?
I know my reactions are faster so does that mean i get a dexterity bonus?
And did i gain any other bonuses from it?
Also nice one id considered quite a few side effects but i over looked that one it should make things interesting until i find a way to counter it. )).


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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: It's like Monkey's Paw, the RTD
« Reply #6325 on: September 01, 2012, 07:25:15 pm »

... So i may ask one of the inmates with a medical back ground to do it ...
(Ooh!  Pick me!  Pick me!)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: It's like Monkey's Paw, the RTD
« Reply #6326 on: September 01, 2012, 07:31:54 pm »

((On one hand, I think mesor's character is an idiot for trying to overthrow the ship. On the other hand, he gets my respect for trying. Row Row Fight the Powah.))
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mesor

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: It's like Monkey's Paw, the RTD
« Reply #6327 on: September 01, 2012, 07:34:03 pm »

(( My character is firmly against being controlled by technology hence specializing in it so he can beat it )).
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: It's like Monkey's Paw, the RTD
« Reply #6328 on: September 01, 2012, 07:46:38 pm »

"I considered asking you to sever my nervous system entirely to remove any feeling of pain[...] "
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mesor

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: It's like Monkey's Paw, the RTD
« Reply #6329 on: September 01, 2012, 07:52:24 pm »

(( Haha im really glad that was only one of the plans i had in mind :) and is a last resort ive got a couple of other idea's i intend to try out first removing pain is way down the list because pain is useful and id rather keep it just not at this extreme level. ))
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