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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5937845 times)

Caellath

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5610 on: August 21, 2012, 03:34:41 pm »

((5 dead teammembers, mission was a success. Ouch. Two of those were permadeaths, it seems. Three unconfirmed.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Tavik Toth

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5611 on: August 21, 2012, 03:40:24 pm »

See if there is any way to modify it and after doing so go and paint it.

"Steve do you have a list of who my teammates/meat shields are?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5612 on: August 21, 2012, 03:49:28 pm »

((5 dead teammembers, mission was a success. Ouch. Two of those were permadeaths, it seems. Three unconfirmed.))
It was a tough mission, especially if you're concerned with keeping the population alive and unaware. You lot didn't have that problem :P

See if there is any way to modify it and after doing so go and paint it.

"Steve do you have a list of who my teammates/meat shields are?"
Modifying how, specifically?

>I have a list of all active team members, yes. Check your wristpad
(Assume that now you basically have access, in character, to the character list from the front page.)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5613 on: August 21, 2012, 03:53:17 pm »

"No offense, Doc, but I'd rather keep it. What is it, anyway? You seem to know something about it. You wouldn't want it anyway, it makes you weird, too."
Do not relinquish my artifact.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5614 on: August 21, 2012, 03:59:15 pm »

Do not relinquish my artifact.
((My Preciouss...))
It was a tough mission, especially if you're concerned with keeping the population alive and unaware. You lot didn't have that problem :P
((Yeah, I noticed she went out of her way to make sure the general populace wasn't killed during the mission, saving some hundreds of lives in the process. We didn't care much about it, though.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Tavik Toth

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5615 on: August 21, 2012, 04:00:22 pm »

((Change fire rate for example.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5616 on: August 21, 2012, 04:05:06 pm »

"No offense, Doc, but I'd rather keep it. What is it, anyway? You seem to know something about it. You wouldn't want it anyway, it makes you weird, too."
Do not relinquish my artifact.
"I'm afraid that if you don't give it to me I'll have to take it by force." the Doctor says, still holding one gloved hand out.

((Change fire rate for example.))
(there's a program in the vr machine designed specifically to let you tinker with things like this virtually before you do them in real life, by the way. It removes rolls since you're computer assisted.)

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You smash the rifle into your face repeatedly, screaming "YOU FIRE FAST NOW! YOU FIRE FAST!"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5617 on: August 21, 2012, 04:08:18 pm »

Go to VR.

((lol at Jacks action.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5618 on: August 21, 2012, 04:09:21 pm »

Roger leaves his equipment in his locker and goes over to the VR machine.  He sits down in it and selects "Battle of Heberax".
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5619 on: August 21, 2012, 04:15:36 pm »

Go to VR.

((lol at Jacks action.))
You wipe the blood off your face and walk to the VR machine. The screen displays the options of:
>Battle of Hexbarax
>poacher
>punch many things
>tinker
>Duel

Roger leaves his equipment in his locker and goes over to the VR machine.  He sits down in it and selects "Battle of Heberax".
To save you some time, the program is going to ask you to pick your armament-you can chose anything you want really-and your insertion point, which are basically the front lines, the rear lines, about to be air dropped and inside a Titan. I suggest not spawning an avatar in a Titan, but thats about it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5620 on: August 21, 2012, 04:17:03 pm »

> Laser Rifle, a few batteries, Emergency Kit
> Front Lines
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5621 on: August 21, 2012, 04:19:57 pm »

"Well, if you put it that way, I guess I can give it to you. If you don't want to get any magic on you, though, I wouldn't advise touching the surface. Then again, maybe I got all of it."
Give him the Pillowsphere.
"So, do you know anything about it?"
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Tavik Toth

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5622 on: August 21, 2012, 04:22:12 pm »

Tinker.

((What happens if you spawn in a Titan?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5623 on: August 21, 2012, 04:39:04 pm »

((Whew, Timmy is out of my hands. Thank god.))

Wait around for the doctor to finish. Idly ask a nurse if this happens a lot.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5624 on: August 21, 2012, 04:39:18 pm »

((Squish.))
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))
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