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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5921441 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Paris' accidental discharge
« Reply #30525 on: January 15, 2016, 03:56:36 am »

umh hello new guy....why are you all wrinkly?

"That's 'cause I don't have any of my Baby formula." He looks around nervously. "They don't have babies in them! Those are just allegations!"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Paris' accidental discharge
« Reply #30526 on: January 15, 2016, 07:48:12 am »

umh hello new guy....why are you all wrinkly?

"That's 'cause I don't have any of my Baby formula." He looks around nervously. "They don't have babies in them! Those are just allegations!"

Heh, that does reminds me of the time we were given tubs of Elbow Grease to polish our swords with. Turns out it were actually made from some poor bugger's elbows.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Paris' accidental discharge
« Reply #30527 on: January 15, 2016, 07:56:11 am »

Riker rubbed his pallid mitts together. "Happen to have any left?" He gave a nervous laugh. "Just joking, of course. I'm Tommy Riker. Nice to meet you."

He held out a grey, shaking hand.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Paris' accidental discharge
« Reply #30528 on: January 15, 2016, 08:27:40 am »

Emilio Rodel.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Paris' accidental discharge
« Reply #30529 on: January 15, 2016, 08:39:38 am »

"Well met, Emilio. Now, anything to do? I see a corpse being towed away, that must've been something..."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Paris' accidental discharge
« Reply #30530 on: January 15, 2016, 11:21:30 am »

oh I'm Abigail South by the way for those who haven't met me.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Paris' accidental discharge
« Reply #30531 on: January 15, 2016, 12:55:40 pm »

Realize that the past day or so has been a fabrication of my diseased mind(s).

Go over to Fred, ask him what he thinks of this. Relate vividly the experience of being chased by an anomalously gravitating space kidney bean. Swear it felt real at the time.

Whatever his reply, obtain some Xeno Spit.


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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Paris' accidental discharge
« Reply #30532 on: January 15, 2016, 01:22:26 pm »

wake up frim my weird dream. Search for a book on laser rifles and gauss rifles, give half pf the pill to draco if i can cut it, if nothing too horrifying happens take the other half, if i can't cut it just eat then rush to debreif
« Last Edit: January 15, 2016, 04:06:11 pm by spazyak »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Paris' accidental discharge
« Reply #30533 on: January 15, 2016, 02:27:41 pm »

Walk over Sir Jackson II and say Hey Jackson, wanna take another pill?
« Last Edit: January 15, 2016, 02:29:39 pm by The Lupanian »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Paris' accidental discharge
« Reply #30534 on: January 15, 2016, 02:29:26 pm »

Hey Spazyak, wann take another pill?
Whats in it?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Paris' accidental discharge
« Reply #30535 on: January 15, 2016, 02:29:58 pm »

Hey Spazyak, wann take another pill?
Whats in it?
Do you care?

I'll be happy to tell you, but you just really didn't care before
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Paris' accidental discharge
« Reply #30536 on: January 15, 2016, 02:36:43 pm »

Hey Spazyak, wann take another pill?
Whats in it?
Do you care?

I'll be happy to tell you, but you just really didn't care before
Eh, just kinda want to know. But sure ill try it.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Paris' accidental discharge
« Reply #30537 on: January 15, 2016, 02:48:25 pm »

Hey Spazyak, wann take another pill?
Whats in it?
Do you care?

I'll be happy to tell you, but you just really didn't care before
Eh, just kinda want to know. But sure ill try it.
Give sir Jackson pill #3
Lead him to the testing chambers
Lock him in the testing chamber and don't let him out until he takes the pill

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Paris' accidental discharge
« Reply #30538 on: January 15, 2016, 02:59:23 pm »

With a small cough from his lungs, Dr. Sanctor released the seals on the helmet of the borrowed suit, snuck it under the arm, and looked around the hanger. The legendary undying smile still lived on his face, lean and unshaven from his latest adventure. Greying wisps in his stubble appear the silent reminder of how much the last few months have cost him, but, all things considered, he hasn't changed much since his departure from the Sword.

Now, that's a lovely renovation. My, it seems I haven't been here for ages, have I?..
He muttered to himself, then, after clearing his throat, addressed the snarky protector of humanity, ever-present on this ship.

Hello, Steve. It seems the reports of our deaths have been greatly exaggerated. Did you miss us?
Thank you for your directions to the ship on Noblis, by the way, we would have certainly died otherwise.
I see the universe hasn't died yet, so the purges must have succeeded?..


Proceed to the briefing room for the full debrief.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Paris' accidental discharge
« Reply #30539 on: January 15, 2016, 03:19:22 pm »

Abigail begins wandering the halls probably looking for mycroft.
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