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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5923241 times)

Urist McCoder

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29445 on: September 16, 2015, 03:43:02 pm »

destroy the pizza try and survive the pizpocolypse
« Last Edit: September 16, 2015, 06:20:21 pm by Urist McCoder »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29446 on: September 16, 2015, 04:21:47 pm »

Attempt to evacuate briefing room without getting fried! If this is impossible, simply go full auto with the Sibilius at Ronald in self defense!

(Sorry wolfkit, if it's a choice at the moment between you and me, I'm choosing me. And I swear to god if you pemakill me after I survived M22 when I shouldn't, my next character is simply suicide bombing yours.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29447 on: September 16, 2015, 04:23:45 pm »

Regeneration Complete?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29448 on: September 16, 2015, 04:32:12 pm »

destroy the pizza
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29449 on: September 16, 2015, 05:44:00 pm »

gosh darn ninja edit breaking everything.

Same action, shank everyone fighting over the pizza.

but for the love of god, shank mr doom arms by throwing the knife at him from across the room.

use my superior dexterity, reflexes and whatever bonus we decided a nuerophotonic spinal column gives to dodge the fuck out of any stray doom particles that come my way. also use jump pack if necessary.
« Last Edit: September 16, 2015, 06:05:06 pm by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29450 on: September 16, 2015, 06:07:25 pm »

Get the hell out with the pizza if possible.

((Am I able get the effects of smoking bluesmokes and drinking alcohol now that I am in a robobody?))
« Last Edit: September 17, 2015, 08:06:04 pm by HavingPhun »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29451 on: September 16, 2015, 09:55:49 pm »

Look around the briefing room for Flint. Upon learning that Flint has gone to the infirmary, head there.


Sir, what happened after we were knocked out?

Ask Flint.
"Oh. Hey... Pilot." Flint said as he finished to the nurses and turned to face the new arrival to the infirmary.
He was a bit surprised that this man had too turned into a robot. He had barely gotten the chance to know him and now he looked completely different. It only helped make him feel worse. He thought about saying something about it for a few seconds, but decided against it.
Best to remain silent unless he brings that up.
"In short, I have no idea. We got you and the other four in stasis and used the elevator to keep exploring the colony. Spit to two teams, one middle, one bottom. I was in the middle team. We found nothing. Just confirmed that all the civilians were gone. Bottom team found the device that knocked you out... along with an... Along with an Arbiter of Peace."
Flint was looking down, sneering as he said 'Peace'.
"What happened next is a bit unclear, I haven't watched the video yet, but I think the Priest used his battlesuit's escape pod to get the rest of his team out of the basement and to my level while one of them... stayed behind and overloaded his space magic thing. I grabbed the pod as it went up the shaft. Most of the people on it were dead. And the overload was approaching."

"I flew out of there as fast as I could. I must have hit my head, I couldn't see well, couldn't think. I just acted. Kept going up, but the overload was eating the colony, turning it around. Vanessa managed to help the robots, make them functional again. We came upon a wall. Had to dig. Got to the surface and grabbed the shuttle. Something shot the shuttle as we were flying but I blocked it or it hit me, I don't know which. We managed to get away. I do not think there was something left of that place. Not that it matters. It was dead long before we destroyed it."


"Whole thing was a mess... A death trap. But we pulled through. Somehow."
Flint stayed silent for a couple of seconds, shook his head and then looked at Kai.
I am sorry. he thought silently.
"I was actual hoping I could talk to Priest or someone else from deep team about that. Heard he's still here in the infirmary. Maybe he could tell us more."

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29452 on: September 17, 2015, 07:01:07 am »

[snip]

Understood, sir. At least we managed to get out.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29453 on: September 17, 2015, 07:28:04 am »

Get out of the briefing room until the disaster-waiting-to-happen ends.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29454 on: September 17, 2015, 08:23:48 am »

Actually, let's do a rephrasing of that Armory visit.

Firstly, check if resizing a MK3 suit for my size costs any tokens.

Secondly, check if the MK3 rocket pods can lift me at any appreciable speed.

Thirdly, can I turn in the MKII suit for half of its original price?

Fourthly, could I qualify for a refund if the Limiter Unlock doesn't work on me? After all, the system ought to be result-oriented rather than cost-oriented (since token cost doesn't correspond to actual cost).

Fifthly, check if I can return the hoverboard and stun baton at full price, since either of them have never been used. The hoverboard has never gone on a mission, but the stun baton has (it costs 1 token - do I get that back?)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29455 on: September 17, 2015, 09:12:10 am »

((I'll do some small actions for piecewise to conserve time. I assume they are happening sometime in the future.))

"Hi there. How's it going? Everything OK while we were gone?"

Approach the AM. Talk to the AM.

EDIT: Oh, and I forgot to ask last turn, but I can talk to Toaster/Lars, right? He's just in a healing tank in the infirmary? Or is he in some private room?

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29456 on: September 17, 2015, 09:24:10 am »

Understood, sir. At least we managed to get out.
"Yeah... We got out alive. Most of us. But not intact."

Flint turned around and started looking for Lars or anyone else from the deep team still in the infirmary.

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« Reply #29457 on: September 17, 2015, 10:09:57 am »

((I assume Lars is available, but you never know for sure.))

Lars sat in silence for a moment, quietly lost in thought.  "I am beyond honored to have been of service to you, Most Holy Steve.  I will honor your request.  Are the others okay?"


Talk to Steve.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29458 on: September 17, 2015, 10:29:55 am »

If Flint's heading to talk to the armoury master, he'll probably see Vanessa there. She stays quiet while he talks to the AM, but waves when she sees him.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29459 on: September 18, 2015, 08:25:21 am »

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