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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6000493 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28440 on: July 01, 2015, 10:00:43 am »
Quote from: Pancaek on July 01, 2015, 09:59:46 am
"We'll get your kinamp sorted out later. If you let him go unharmed. But, and this is a big but, if Dester needs a doctor when he comes out of that room, I'll make sure they need a fucking bucket to clean up what's left of your corpse. And that goes for all of you chucklefucks who are watching this bullshit, I'm in no mood for this."
"No, I need a doctor to bring me my medicine! Anyone attack me while I am bringing him out and I will harm Dester!"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28441 on: July 01, 2015, 10:04:25 am »
Make a beeline from the hangar to the on-board stress counsellor, AKA the bartender.
Order a stiff drink for myself and a nice cocktail for Whig.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28442 on: July 01, 2015, 10:09:11 am »
ALRIGHT EVERYONE, SETTLE DOWN. HEY, YOU TWO IN THE CORNER! YEAH YOU, PANCAEK AND THE NEW GUY! WIPE THAT BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS AND DRAG SPAZYAK'S SEVERED HEAD AND WHATS LEFT OF HIS BODY TO THE INFIRMARY!  ITS TIME FOR THE NEXT ROUND OF MISSIONS, SPACE COWBOYS.

Specifically, I'm gonna post the briefings later today, so this is the "Everyone shut up" moment. For anyone new: After we post the briefings I'm gonna let the mission leaders choose their members and then those people will have a short while to get ready before we blast them off into the screaming void. Anyone not going on the mission should refrain from posting actions. I've got like 40 players and limited time here, so an entire ship of you bastards running around and doing things ain't gonna cut it. So let us get these things started and then back to business as usual.


One of our missions is gonna be presented and run by our very own Maurice, Head of secret science bullshit on Heph. So look forward to that!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28443 on: July 01, 2015, 10:13:04 am »
Quote from: piecewise on July 01, 2015, 10:09:11 am
ALRIGHT EVERYONE, SETTLE DOWN. HEY, YOU TWO IN THE CORNER! YEAH YOU, PANCAEK AND THE NEW GUY! WIPE THAT BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS AND DRAG SPAZYAK'S SEVERED HEAD AND WHATS LEFT OF HIS BODY TO THE INFIRMARY!  ITS TIME FOR THE NEXT ROUND OF MISSIONS, SPACE COWBOYS.

Specifically, I'm gonna post the briefings later today, so this is the "Everyone shut up" moment. For anyone new: After we post the briefings I'm gonna let the mission leaders choose their members and then those people will have a short while to get ready before we blast them off into the screaming void. Anyone not going on the mission should refrain from posting actions. I've got like 40 players and limited time here, so an entire ship of you bastards running around and doing things ain't gonna cut it. So let us get these things started and then back to business as usual.


One of our missions is gonna be presented and run by our very own Maurice, Head of secret science bullshit on Heph. So look forward to that!
Wait so I did get decapitated?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28444 on: July 01, 2015, 10:18:03 am »
Quickly store my current 9 tokens in my room, then report to briefing.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28445 on: July 01, 2015, 10:20:53 am »
Take my medicine so I have sanity and go to meeting when every I can, mouth sorry to dexter and offer tea and bandages as an apology for carving my initials into his back during one of my....episodes
« Last Edit: July 01, 2015, 12:24:28 pm by spazyak »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28446 on: July 01, 2015, 10:22:15 am »
Briefing, I guess.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28447 on: July 01, 2015, 10:33:48 am »
Dump Henk's head and body in the infirmary. Go to briefing. Also, new batch of nyartifacts?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28448 on: July 01, 2015, 10:36:07 am »
Boxer-briefs.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28449 on: July 01, 2015, 10:37:20 am »
Briefing!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28450 on: July 01, 2015, 10:51:26 am »
Brief!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28451 on: July 01, 2015, 11:16:35 am »
Briefing time!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28452 on: July 01, 2015, 11:19:59 am »
Brief IV: A New Hope.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28453 on: July 01, 2015, 11:40:56 am »
Take force infuser off corpse, follow Pancaek to the briefing. Also, wipe the blood off my hands.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2015, 11:51:45 am by Ozarck »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28454 on: July 01, 2015, 11:41:21 am »
Quote from: Ozarck on July 01, 2015, 11:40:56 am
Take force infuser off corpse, follow Pancaek to the briefing.
(((Not perma dead and I am in the hospital)))
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GENERATION 31:
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Quote from: Karnewarrior on January 10, 2019, 03:50:20 pm
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