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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5990278 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27975 on: May 14, 2015, 12:44:03 pm »

Go to the back room door. Knock twice.
"Whatcha want? You got money?"
Might. More importantly, I think you have something in there that belongs to me. I'd like to see it.
The door opens to a smoky, dimly lit back room.

"What are you talking about?"
Edge inside, close the door. See if this guy is Nyars.

If not: Box. Gray. About yay big, grid of buttons on the top.
If so: The Cube you're handling for me, of course.
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I can't be expected to remember the names of everyone I've tried to stab.

Bored? Go read the EVE Chronicles.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27976 on: May 14, 2015, 12:54:51 pm »

Chief looks at her handiwork, and judges it just phallic enough to be of a bright and noble future.

Head out of the workshop, and into the theater. Check out what's on at the moment.
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Xantalos

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27977 on: May 14, 2015, 03:29:38 pm »

"Fucking fucker fuck shit fuck why did you do that you shitfuckfuckshittoecorpse now I gotta go to the fucking infirmary again fuck"

Xan starts limping away.

"Don't follow me or I'll shank you, you fuck."

Limp to a ways away and try to fix the stab wound using what I have on hand, including my clothes if necessary. If I fuck up or it's not possible to fix it with limited materials, go to the infirmary and ask them to fix it please.

Then proceed over to the housing district.

Oh, and stab Auron if when he keeps following me
« Last Edit: May 14, 2015, 07:13:15 pm by Xantalos »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27978 on: May 14, 2015, 03:44:59 pm »

Xael looks confused for a moment.
"I don't understand, why does he speak in colors? that's not how things-"
"..."
"... I need a smoke."

Seeing as the room needs a number and password.
Room Number: 43
Password: 828365


Then, head for the Bar.
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I would starve tomorrow if I could eat the world today.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27979 on: May 14, 2015, 03:50:46 pm »

Xael looks confused for a moment.
"I don't understand, why does he speak in colors? that's not how things-"
"..."
"... I need a smoke."

Seeing as the room needs a number and password.
Room Number: 43
Password: 828365


Then, head for the Bar.
((Make sure it's a  bluesmoke!))

Tavik Toth

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27980 on: May 14, 2015, 05:59:21 pm »

Interesting. Continue watching.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27981 on: May 14, 2015, 06:02:08 pm »

"salubrious means healthy or health giving, Needed injury to test things on."

follow xan and poke at his leg in various ways using my four iridescent tusks.
Also try forming a ring around his leg using all four touching each other.
See if i can grind some powder off of one of the broken ends and make him eat some and stick some in the wound.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

Xantalos

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27982 on: May 14, 2015, 07:11:46 pm »

"Then go fucking injure someone else you fuck, I'll fucking dismember your fucking corpse and eat it if you don't! Fucking shit rotting tumor deflated testicles anus limb stabbing fuck."

Xan's gotten red-faced and incoherent through his ranting.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27983 on: May 14, 2015, 07:32:24 pm »

"too late now, best make the most of it."

((Hehe, grammar makes you insult yourself.))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

Xantalos

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27984 on: May 14, 2015, 08:27:54 pm »

"I'm unsure how no one has killed you yet."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27985 on: May 14, 2015, 08:52:36 pm »

"might be the armor on my exoskeleton?"
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

Xantalos

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27986 on: May 14, 2015, 08:56:48 pm »

"It's going to happen at some point. Now stop following me."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27987 on: May 16, 2015, 03:04:44 am »

Probably more efficient to cut off more than carry around parts. So, just full limbs.

Price on limbs and organs, while I think about tinkering some more.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27988 on: May 16, 2015, 03:40:33 am »

Eat the pizza, then try the battlestims bugs one more time.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27989 on: May 16, 2015, 12:05:34 pm »

Use the datapad to watch that thing with how Steve would fight using Milno and sharkmist.
We'll start simple.
A Human enemy can be killed in thousands of boring ways that don't require any real innovation or effort, so we'll skip it.

Synthflesh is where it gets fun.

The clone Milno shutters as the implant kicks on. His eyes glow green. The rockets on the MKIII kick on and he hovers in place for a moment before jerking his arm back and then thrusting it forward. The Suit and the exoskeleton shatter as his arm extends a good 30 feet on a jittering cord of Sharkmist. The hand catches the synthflesh man by the throat and the cord retracts, while the rockets fire. The two figures go flying at each other, a trail of shredded suit and blood left behind milno. By the time they impact, his other arm has become something akin to a lance, and he's punched it straight through the synthflesh's chest and brain case.

Go to the back room door. Knock twice.
"Whatcha want? You got money?"
Might. More importantly, I think you have something in there that belongs to me. I'd like to see it.
The door opens to a smoky, dimly lit back room.

"What are you talking about?"
Edge inside, close the door. See if this guy is Nyars.

If not: Box. Gray. About yay big, grid of buttons on the top.
If so: The Cube you're handling for me, of course.

Nyars is in there alright, at a desk with an array of bats lined up on the wall behind him. He squints at you for a few seconds before his eyes widen with comprehension and he nods.

"Ah, right, that thing. Over in the corner." He points to the far right corner of his room and there the cube is.

Chief looks at her handiwork, and judges it just phallic enough to be of a bright and noble future.

Head out of the workshop, and into the theater. Check out what's on at the moment.
Which theater you want to go into? One of the mission ones or a different one?

Xael looks confused for a moment.
"I don't understand, why does he speak in colors? that's not how things-"
"..."
"... I need a smoke."

Seeing as the room needs a number and password.
Room Number: 43
Password: 828365


Then, head for the Bar.
You head to the bar, wandering down the side alley past the theater and through the door under the IMPENDING DOOM sign.

The bar tender acknowledges your presence with a nod but doesn't do anything else.

Interesting. Continue watching.
They talk about how the engines are tuned, how they used various graphite nozzles which are actually swapped out over the course of the race due to damage. The rockets are little more the enormous flying fuel tanks with a bunch of small modules attached to them for various purposes. They're launched from a zero-g platform in space and never need to escape planetary gravity so their designs are different from what you would expect. They talk at length about the last leg, where the rockets will be pushed to the point of destruction to gain time. Apparently they're designed in such a way that the entire nozzle and rear assembly can fuse via heat and still not break down.

"salubrious means healthy or health giving, Needed injury to test things on."

follow xan and poke at his leg in various ways using my four iridescent tusks.
Also try forming a ring around his leg using all four touching each other.
See if i can grind some powder off of one of the broken ends and make him eat some and stick some in the wound.

You tip toe along after xan and jab him with one of the tusks. He screams at you and starts trying to knife you back. Rather ineffectively considering you're a giant mound of armor covered in random loot, like some sort of Armored Reverse Mimic.

Probably more efficient to cut off more than carry around parts. So, just full limbs.

Price on limbs and organs, while I think about tinkering some more.
"Well, assume each limb is a token, so thats 4, and each organ is a token, so thats...heart, lungs for 3, did you want any others?"

Eat the pizza, then try the battlestims bugs one more time.
You eat the pizza and try again.
You're...not sure that quite went right...you can tell they're growing but you're not sure it's what you want.


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