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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26865 on: February 20, 2015, 11:14:34 pm »

"Burnt hair, burnt hair, weird emotional feelings, didn't that one dude talk about some guy fused with something?
Oh wait, time for actions first."

Try to run past anywhere where he least danger is, if danger is present in equal amounts, try to attract some skeletons and try to get them to switch to Xan.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26866 on: February 21, 2015, 08:30:04 pm »

"Well... Shit."

Ask clark if he will let me into his field. If not then drink my potion. If my potion can't save me then run into the R&D airlock.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26867 on: February 22, 2015, 06:26:04 am »

If I'm still glowing, violently attack whatever manifestations of Xan are nearby with my fists. Otherwise, scream like a little girl and find someone with heavy weapons to hide behind
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26868 on: February 22, 2015, 03:17:21 pm »

Drink the whole potion.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26869 on: February 23, 2015, 03:29:08 pm »

"Whoah, what the heck this is freaky and amazing!
Attempt to punch the giant teeth. Don't get chomped though. If Xan attempts to attack me punch it too. Dubstep arms ftw.
You punch at the ceiling. It releases a lot of cool visual effects but doesn't do much in terms of helping you not die.

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Oh shoot.... Ok, grab that artifact and toss that sucker into tron!

((I get the feeling that I am about to die...))
Grab the artifact huh? Well lets see That that End score is...3. Oh well, this should be interesting.

[4]

Well, you manage to pick it up, or rather grab it and start dragging it down the hall, but your arms are rapidly sinking into the flesh and you're coating the shiphall in blood and digitized objects.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEEAEAEEAEAEAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAEAEAEAEAEEAEEEEEAAAAAAEEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEEAEAEAEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAEAAEAEAEAEEAEAEAEEEEEAAEEAEAEEEEEAEEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Everything hurts therefore kill everything around me in the hope that that will stop the pain.
Drink my potion too.

You can drink your potion when you can find it. It's currently lost somewhere inside you, along with most of the upper half of the convict area.

"Nope. Hasala, grab Kyle's head and follow me!"

Power my way through to the R&D anti-fuckery field. RUN. Use Mass amp to push anything xeno-weird-cthulhuesque standing in my way out of the way with short bursts of force. Should short bursts prove insufficient, make a half dome of force and heat using both amps in front of me like a battering ram. Be sure to stop amping when close to the anti-fuckery fields.
You dive Behind the field. It puts up some resistance as you go through, but you seem unharmed.

Quaff my potion, command/utilise effects to save me.

If that fails:
Run to R&D forcefield.
Swat at R&D forcefield with reiterpallasch.
If reiterpallasch survives, enter R&D safezone. Use rockets to power through if necessary.


This is interesting. Check bottom.

"Nope. Hasala, grab Kyle's head and follow me!"

Power my way through to the R&D anti-fuckery field. RUN. Use Mass amp to push anything xeno-weird-cthulhuesque standing in my way out of the way with short bursts of force. Should short bursts prove insufficient, make a half dome of force and heat using both amps in front of me like a battering ram. Be sure to stop amping when close to the anti-fuckery fields.

"Right behind you!"

Grab Kyle, follow Pancaek as best I can. Assist Pancaek's amplifier shield with my own amplifier, if necessary.
You both make it behind the field.

Eat/drink potion, use powers to..destroy the pig head, I guess. Or at least try to destroy it.
The potion makes you invisible.

Yeah, not terribly useful in terms of murder.

"Burnt hair, burnt hair, weird emotional feelings, didn't that one dude talk about some guy fused with something?
Oh wait, time for actions first."

Try to run past anywhere where he least danger is, if danger is present in equal amounts, try to attract some skeletons and try to get them to switch to Xan.
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You do a flying dropkick into the nearest skeleton and ride it down the hall and into the wall. From there you run past the guy carrying the blood spewing mass of  flesh, do a flip over Dr. Clark and land behind the R&D field.

"YEAH! FUCK YOU, DANGER!"

You then do a touchdown dance.

"Well... Shit."

Ask clark if he will let me into his field. If not then drink my potion. If my potion can't save me then run into the R&D airlock.
Well, everyone else is doing it, so you do it.

If I'm still glowing, violently attack whatever manifestations of Xan are nearby with my fists. Otherwise, scream like a little girl and find someone with heavy weapons to hide behind
You're still glowing.

You attack Xan with your fists. It doesn't do anything. And by not doing anything I mean your fists immediately get absorbed and start to fuse with him.

Drink the whole potion.
Well that one makes your skin tingle and causes you to jitter about uncontrollably.

Not great.





Ok so Auron drank his potion.  This potion freezes time. Literally. As in it makes everything in a radius of a few hundred miles so fucking cold that all matter stops moving.  So everyone not within the r&d barrier is frozen, except for clark and Auron himself. The crisis is paused for the moment.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26870 on: February 23, 2015, 03:38:51 pm »

You know, I never thought that I'd want to kiss a wierdo and a homosexual necrophiliac as a severed head.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26871 on: February 23, 2015, 03:39:23 pm »

Can I still project lightning? If so, zap the ceiling
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26872 on: February 23, 2015, 03:55:27 pm »

poke darkpaladin to see if i can reactivate his time.

If not, excellent: poke peradon in the back with my skateboard to see if i can physically move him.

If i can move him then tear out a few more wireframe book pages to make gloves and use them to move his sorry ass over to the tron portal and laser his arms off at the shoulder from point blank range then push them and the artifact into tron.


If i can activate peoples time: re-activate everyone not being absorbed by something and get them to move peradon.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2015, 10:27:00 pm by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26873 on: February 23, 2015, 04:01:54 pm »

"Good, we made it. Nice running, Has. Try and stay alive, would you? I sort of promised Miya I would keep an eye on you."

Pan looks back thorugh the R&D field, taking in the frozen scene of flesh and xeno fuckery. He sighs.

"Looks like we're in a right mess though. Giant pig chomping the ship and all. This is all way too weird for my tastes. Penny for your thoughts, Has?"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26874 on: February 23, 2015, 04:45:09 pm »

It's cold.

>Hibernate.

Or, if Auron is able to somehow reactivate me (and find me, for that matter), get into the forcefield and try to gauge what Xan is currently doing.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26875 on: February 23, 2015, 05:25:08 pm »

"Good, we made it. Nice running, Has. Try and stay alive, would you? I sort of promised Miya I would keep an eye on you."

Pan looks back thorugh the R&D field, taking in the frozen scene of flesh and xeno fuckery. He sighs.

"Looks like we're in a right mess though. Giant pig chomping the ship and all. This is all way too weird for my tastes. Penny for your thoughts, Has?"



"Yeah. I think... that trying to fight any of - that," Hasala says, gesturing to the pig, skeletons, and flesh, "...would be futile. Someone messed with the artifact, and now the only way out of this is to destroy it completely, before it kills us. I don't - I don't think there's anything else we could do, at this point. Hiding behind this barrier isn't going to help, unless the artifact is already dying. And we don't know if it is, or not."

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26876 on: February 23, 2015, 05:29:43 pm »

"Pity, I was hoping you had come up with a somewhat less hopeless view of the situation. Remind to post some flyers once this is over. Something along the lines of: 'If the science guys roll out wierd xeno bullshit, don't even think about touching it. or else'. Anyway, Clark is standing there with his fancy containment field. Isn't fixing shit like this his job?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26877 on: February 23, 2015, 05:33:18 pm »

Continue killing and absorbing everything I can get my ... mass on. While I'm doing this, try to figure out why I'm in so much pain. Try to fix it if I can.

This is after the time stop wears off, obviously.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26878 on: February 23, 2015, 05:41:38 pm »

Stay frozen, and hope I get some new arms when this whole thing has blown over.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26879 on: February 23, 2015, 07:02:29 pm »

I would guess I'm in the R&D field. Just wait for the problem to resolve.
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