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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[Comrade P.]

I don't have a problem with you being a robot coming in, but mechanically (as in game mechanics) you're gonna be the same as a standard robody. That ok?

I'm not against a whole bunch of benefits you bestow on me, of course.

[Unholy_Pariah]

set laser rifle intensity to lowest and give the flesh cube a bad sunburn to see how and if it reacts.

[Tavik Toth]

Wake self up with whatever drugs the MK3 has.

[Pancaek]

"Man, I don't know anymore. Isn't this your guys job, anyway? Like, you get paid to do this? So there, here's the cube. It's the problem, fix it. yell if you need me, I'll be over by the hole."

pan walks over to the anomaly hole, but keeps a safe distance

Yo, guys. They're fucking with the thing that's causing this entire thing. You might want to get out. Need a hand?

[kj1225]

I mean, I'm fine besides the lacking a body and epic case of brain freeze. Of course I need a hand you prick!

[Pancaek]

"That's good! Keep yelling so I can pinpoint where you are! Give me a description of where you are and who's with you!

[swordsmith04]

Hasala shakes his head. Either this anomaly was screwing with his brain, or a dead person was talking to him. Well, not like insanity was the worst thing that could happen to you around here. Hopefully he wasn't hallucinating, too.

That's good. Hopefully this thing will be over soon, I think I'm starting to hallucinate. Maybe that's just guilt. Kyle poked his hand into that green flame I messaged you about a few minutes ago. It started digitizing his arm, predictably. I tried to use my amp and then a laser rifle to sever it, but I'm not exactly a trained marksman, and ended up decapitating him, instead. And the ground in here is sloped, so both pieces started rolling off. I've lost track of his body, but I managed to stop his head rolling, using my amp.

Getting down off this damn mountain safely might take me too much time. If you've got an amp that can help, I'd be grateful. Oh, and Kyle's body might not have reached the ground, yet. He might've wanted to keep that.

There's no one else in here, as far as I know. Auron copied my "shoe" trick, but he went back through the portal.

[kj1225]

Bet your biscuits I want my body you hallucinating gay necrophiliac.

[Yoink]

>Roar threateningly at the meat cube.

[Pancaek]

"Kay, I think I've got the gist of it. I'm not gonna bother with his body, that'll teach him to touch xeno bullshit without protection. One man and head combo to go, coming up!"

Get nearer to the hole, but keep a safish distance. Use cameyes to find Hasala and the head of Kyle. Use mass amp to float them back to the ship.

[HavingPhun]

"What if we threw the meatcube into the anomaly hole?"

Well, I only have a MKI suit and that foot gripper thing so I can't do much. Watch the others try to solve this, ask the scientists if they have any suggestions on how to end this hell.

[kj1225]

Fuck you.

[Pancaek]

"What if we threw the meatcube into the anomaly hole?"

"Might be worth a shot, having it scan itself. But maybe wait until our guys are out of the hole, yeah?"

[darkpaladin109]

Go walk into the nearest hallway, as it appears that the person I am talking to is deaf, or perhaps mentally challenged.

[piecewise]

Well shit if that didn't work just turn into a gnashing mass of spiky tentacles with a gaping maw at the center of it. Orientate to find the skin also.

[5+1]

Hahaha Oh...damn it xan.

set laser rifle intensity to lowest and give the flesh cube a bad sunburn to see how and if it reacts.

[6+1]

I can't. I can't.

"Kay, I think I've got the gist of it. I'm not gonna bother with his body, that'll teach him to touch xeno bullshit without protection. One man and head combo to go, coming up!"

Get nearer to the hole, but keep a safish distance. Use cameyes to find Hasala and the head of Kyle. Use mass amp to float them back to the ship.

I'm just gonna give you this one. Just gonna fucking give it to you. You get them back down. There, done.








Alright so...I don't...Ok, I'm alright at describing things, right? Not great but I can usually string some words together and get sort of an image in someone's head, probably. But this?  Alright um...you remember that scene in 2001 a space odyssey where he's flying through all the colored lights and everything is full of stars? Cross that from the scene in AKIRA where Tetsuo loses all control of his powers and becomes a giant expanding flesh nightmare. Now take that and put it in a mason jar and shake it really hard. That is what your life on the ship is right now. Someone shot god in the head and reality is decomposing around you while xan extrudes from all the vents like Dead Space with food poisoning. I'm not even sure what to roll. Roll to see who doesn't get shredded apart on an atomic level? Roll to see who is fused to what (Or who) when this all settles down?

Ya broke it.

Alright. List of everyone on board and exactly where they are, please. Wiki Gnomes? Someone? Help.