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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22005 on: December 19, 2013, 10:19:28 pm »

May decided to take the position of head housekeeper (shipkeeper) and guide as her deadlier teammates went out to perform mission duty and the handier ones worked on repairing the ship's infrastructure.

Fall out of stasis pod, inspect area. Also, put on clothes

May, hearing the sound of another statis pod opening, runs over to greet the new addition to the team. As he sprawls out onto the floor, naked and covered in fluid, she tosses a full suit of standard clothing at his feet. "Hi! Welcome to Hell! My name is May, H.R.M.C. Veteran and most well known for the popular online film 'Hot Albino Virgin Girl Gets It Hard In All Holes Rough Sex Watch Now Only $1.99'. I imagine you have a lot of questions, so feel free to ask me anything."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22006 on: December 19, 2013, 10:47:20 pm »

((Hey, TCM, can you retroactively introduce some people to the HMRC?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22007 on: December 19, 2013, 11:01:35 pm »

((Hey, TCM, can you retroactively introduce some people to the HMRC?))

((Who are you thinking of?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22008 on: December 19, 2013, 11:04:03 pm »

((Hey, TCM, can you retroactively introduce some people to the HMRC?))
((Who are you thinking of?))
((I dunno. Honestly, I'm thinking of Psycho Gecko from the Worm comments, who was about ten times as crazy as you and introduced newcomers to the comment section.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22009 on: December 19, 2013, 11:13:39 pm »

((Hey, TCM, can you retroactively introduce some people to the HMRC?))
((Who are you thinking of?))
((I dunno. Honestly, I'm thinking of Psycho Gecko from the Worm comments, who was about ten times as crazy as you and introduced newcomers to the comment section.))

((Okay.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22010 on: December 20, 2013, 12:09:52 am »

No. What is going on?
Cleanup, new meat.

Says the dragon.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22011 on: December 20, 2013, 12:10:45 am »

Huh. So this is what hell looks like. I was wondering why I recognized you. I...er...one of my friends has that one. Also, why is it so...holey around here?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22012 on: December 20, 2013, 12:17:37 am »

Huh. So this is what hell looks like.
((...Well, he's not wrong, per se.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22013 on: December 20, 2013, 12:27:22 am »

Huh. So this is what hell looks like. I was wondering why I recognized you. I...er...one of my friends has that one. Also, why is it so...holey around here?

"It's a long story, involving one of our younger members attempt to ingest all e power of a kinetic manipulator via pill form. Then he broke and stuff happened and giant supernova explosions, which resulted in many holes. Even if you hear a more detailed version, it doesn't make any more sense. Here, we use the laws of physics similarly to how Thomas used me in that film.

Also, I should note we're no longer the HRMC. We're ARM, which stands for something. We're waging a war against the UWM now for some reason. So welcome aboard comrade.

Any other questions?"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22014 on: December 20, 2013, 12:29:48 am »

((It was a microwave manipulator battery, not a kinetic manipulator. Do those even exist?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22015 on: December 20, 2013, 12:35:40 am »

((It was a microwave manipulator battery, not a kinetic manipulator. Do those even exist?))

((She wasn't watching, second-source knowledge and all.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22016 on: December 20, 2013, 01:01:35 am »

Huh. Alrighty then. Wait, I'm not in the HMRC? I thought I was supposed to be going to them? We're waging a war against the UWM? Eh, whatever they put me here. Fuck the UWM anyways.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22017 on: December 20, 2013, 01:14:07 am »

((So he's not really the RL Stephen Hawking through dimensional travel/cryo pod/time machine? Good. I was a bit worried that that might be the case.))

((Well I'm sure everyone else will tell you its stasis er....I forget the term because its late and tired but anyway, my head-canon is that the RL Stephen Hawking was pulled into the future by a potential quantum future version of himself that invented everything. This linked the minds of RL Stephen Hawking and future memetic god STEPHEN HAWKING, so now the experiences and knowledge of future HAWKING are bleeding into the brain of our HAWKING. Thus the crazy. As for why he can walk the ERverse treats having your entire body pulped as a nuisance, so a nerve disease seems like a incredibly trivial fix by comparison.

OH and guys? I wasn't actually the one who suggested the quantum revive, PW put that line about STEPHEN HAWKING just not being hit by the explosion "due to some quantum mechanical wizardry" and then someone else made an off-hand comment about reviving grate. You know the rest.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22018 on: December 20, 2013, 01:25:38 am »

((It was more BFEL saying that because his character seems to bend physics slightly in an area around him, maybe perhaps Grates' head got wedged into a crack and survived, and i assume Piecewise going "Meh, why not. Now how can I use this to fuck the players over some more."))
OH and guys? I wasn't actually the one who suggested the quantum revive, PW put that line about STEPHEN HAWKING just not being hit by the explosion "due to some quantum mechanical wizardry" and then someone else made an off-hand comment about reviving grate. You know the rest.))
((That would be me. ;D

Not an offhand one either, it was a straight-up suggestion to the GM, of course with the clause that it's still up to him to allow it or not.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22019 on: December 20, 2013, 02:50:34 am »

((Ah, the grace with which PW ushers us to our appropriate threads like unruly children with large explosive weaponry. Well done.))
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