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Corsair

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20850 on: December 05, 2013, 05:09:12 pm »

((Can I buy that mining laser off of you RC?))
"Excuse me, what generator does the mark suits run on these days?"
ask am
« Last Edit: December 05, 2013, 09:44:05 pm by Corsair »
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So it was like a binary search, except the question is "Has the input been brutally murdered?", and it only ever returns True.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20851 on: December 05, 2013, 05:10:26 pm »

Hey Mesk, can I steal your scalp? Mine's broken.
Steal Mesk's scalp. Then go to the med bay and ask them to transplant it onto my head.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20852 on: December 05, 2013, 05:11:27 pm »

Hey Mesk, can I steal your scalp? Mine's broken.
Steal Mesk's scalp. Then go to the med bay and ask them to transplant it onto my head.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20853 on: December 05, 2013, 05:16:37 pm »

((Hey PW, what should I do about my character, is he dead, or will he be recovered?  If he is recovered do I get a level up or not?))
You're an interesting case, Mr. Alarith. You will have the chance of being recovered. And you will have the chance to level up. In fact, you'll be the focus of a mini-mission thats coming up. So sit tight for a little bit sir. You'll have fun soon.
((This is definitely going to be fun.))
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That's why you should always wear a seatbelt kids! You never know when a telekinetic assassin is going to cause your car to crash! Safety first!

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20854 on: December 05, 2013, 05:21:28 pm »

((Can I buy that mining laser off of you RC?))
"Excuse me, what generator does the mark suits run on these days?"
ask am

((Certainly! What you wanna give for it? A cutting laser is 8 tokens, so selling this thing to the AM could net me something around 4 tokens.
4 tokens sound fair for you? Be sure to check if the strength requirement on that thing is also 5, I'm pretty sure it is but I wouldn't want you to regret your purchase.))

EDIT: crap, I was wrong. You cannot lift the thing with just 5 strength, proof.

So uh, I'm guessing you don't want it anymore?))
« Last Edit: December 05, 2013, 05:24:37 pm by Radio Controlled »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20855 on: December 05, 2013, 05:34:52 pm »

((First time getting sigged! (I think.) Thank you Xan.))
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20856 on: December 05, 2013, 05:44:02 pm »

((So uh, I'm guessing you don't want it anymore?))

((He could see if buying one of the smallest hover trolleys to use as a gun carriage would be cheaper than an exoskeleton.

After all, there are a lot of the former lying around in Hephaestus and adding a gun shield to it would be quite nice to create a miniature weapons platform.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
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"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20857 on: December 05, 2013, 06:23:29 pm »

((You missed me Piecewise, but that's quite alright considering how many people are posting. I see you did update my stats in the Idiots file though. And the reason Mesor did not bleed when cut was because he asked for modification, and pissed off the doctor. He felt no pain, at least until the medication he was on wore off. He was also violently allergic to all other kinds of painkiller except the one the Doc gave him. Oh, and he was no long able to be treated by medbay. He had to rely on teammates for treatment.))

Go buy a Mass Manipulation Amp, and have it installed.
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20858 on: December 05, 2013, 06:56:07 pm »

((No, the doc cut it off after he tried to kill him with an IV stand.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20859 on: December 05, 2013, 07:22:49 pm »

"You may not have my scalp.  For one, it'll probably take over your body and turn you into a clone of me."
Resist efforts to remove my scalp.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20860 on: December 05, 2013, 07:58:25 pm »

((Three doctors I've asked to cure my baldness, three doctors who wouldn't.))
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20861 on: December 05, 2013, 08:01:03 pm »

((No, the doc cut it off after he tried to kill him with an IV stand.))

((In a way, I miss Cloud and Timmy. Kids with little logic, no restraint, and perpetually on a power trip, like real hardened criminals! It sure was refreshing to see everyone come together as a team to stop the metaphorical Scrappy-Doo's of the H.M.R.C. from fucking up everything.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20862 on: December 05, 2013, 08:17:23 pm »

((Three doctors I've asked to cure my baldness, three doctors who wouldn't.))
((Ill cure it for you, but i need a permanent marker, a snake and a pair of scissors.))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20863 on: December 05, 2013, 09:21:37 pm »

((Whatever it was that Morul saw when he looked at the Doc and the fact that he could cut off [mesor]'s hand without it bleeding or hurting suggest he's rather supernatural.))
((Wasn't that with the one knife?))

((Found it))
((I think his human form is merely a matter of convenience/conformity, and his true form is something far, far different. The best mental analogue I can come with is Boris the Animal from Men In Black 3, if you've seen that movie.))
((It's just Boris.
That's a definite possibility. Although Boris seemed a bit suspiciously human-shaped, even at the end...))

((Word of warning: if you're planning on becoming ER-verse Eldar,I'm throwing you in the deepest crater I can find on the planet and closing the hole. Damn space elves  :P  ))
((What would you do if I said I was trying to become the ER-verse Tau?))

((No, the doc cut it off after he tried to kill him with an IV stand.))
((In a way, I miss Cloud and Timmy. Kids with little logic, no restraint, and perpetually on a power trip, like real hardened criminals! It sure was refreshing to see everyone come together as a team to stop the metaphorical Scrappy-Doo's of the H.M.R.C. from fucking up everything.))
((Let's see if Grate is up to the task of filling that hole in TCM's heart.))



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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« Reply #20864 on: December 05, 2013, 09:49:21 pm »

((Can I buy that mining laser off of you RC?))
"Excuse me, what generator does the mark suits run on these days?"
ask am

((Certainly! What you wanna give for it? A cutting laser is 8 tokens, so selling this thing to the AM could net me something around 4 tokens.
4 tokens sound fair for you? Be sure to check if the strength requirement on that thing is also 5, I'm pretty sure it is but I wouldn't want you to regret your purchase.))

EDIT: crap, I was wrong. You cannot lift the thing with just 5 strength, proof.

So uh, I'm guessing you don't want it anymore?))
((I'm considering one of the stripped down exo-frames or maybe a hover trolley with genny and shield, so is four ok?))
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